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Clips from Dinosaurs - The Howling (S01E01)

"-When are we gonna be dead? -Very soon, dear."
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"The batteries are always the first to go."
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"Earl, come here. Let me tell you something."
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"-(GROANS) -Get a hold of yourself!"
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"I am the guardian and protector of this family."
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"And it's my job to be a calming influence"
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"-(EARL AND BABY YELL) -Dad, why don't we just keep"
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"-Yep. -Hey, all I am trying to do"
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"is create a mood here."
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"-Earl. -EARL: What?"
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"I'm going to be very disappointed if this world ends"
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"and you and Robbie are still angry"
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"It's these big things to test us."
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"All right, all right. I forgive you."
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"-Uh, sorry, Dad. -Yeah, it's all part of growing up."
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"Okay. Now, these are our last few hours on Earth."
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"I want us to spend them being together"
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"is being a family."
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"ETHYL: Oh. EARL: Hmm, yeah."
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"-EARL: Hmm, hmm. -(BABY SIGHS)"
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"EARL: Hmm, hmm."
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"-Should I turn on the TV? -ALL: Yes!"
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"As you know, the end of the world is upon us,"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(EARL SNORING)"
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"(ALL YAWNING)"
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"-(SHUDDERS) -(FRAN SIGHS)"
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"-(SIGHS) -(GASPS) Look at that."
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"maybe we should look at this as a new beginning."
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"And maybe, just maybe, nothing will ever be the same again."
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"MAN: (ON TV) The Antediluvian Broadcasting Company now begins its broadcast day."
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"CROWD: (ON TV) Wheel of..."
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"Isn't it wonderful, the world not ending and all?"
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"Well, Earl, if the world had ended last night,"
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"I could've overlooked certain things, but unfortunately it didn't."
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"So, I've come for my beach thongs and that ball-peen hammer you borrowed."
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"I'd ask you to return all of the food you've eaten here,"
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"but most of that fell out of your mouth before you left."
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"Huh? I'll talk to your kid any way I want."
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"-(EARL GROWLS) -Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie!"
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"-Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie! -Hey, you guys, come on. Dad."
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"-Uncle Roy! You guys, what's happening? -(GRUNTING CONTINUES)"
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"Earl! Get your head out of his mouth, right now!"
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"-He started it! (EXCLAIMS) -Uh-uh!"
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"Oh, look at him talking with his mouth full again."
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"Roy, if you bite my husband's head off..."
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"-(SCREAMING) -(EARL GROANS)"
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"ROY: Yeah, then I won't! EARL: Good!"
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"ROY: Fine! EARL: Fine!"
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"-ROY: Good. -(DOOR CLOSES)"
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""Only by howling do we defeat the dark spirit"
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""which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur.""
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"MALE VOICE: (ON TV) ...and many wonder if this rash of incidents"
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"is connected to last night's missed howling."
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"In the meantime, there seems to be no end in sight"
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"to the violence and general crankiness among males."
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"Oh, great, great, great! Throw it to me with 30 seconds left."
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"(BOTH GROWLING)"
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"NEWS ANCHOR: Come here, I'll bite your little leg off."
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"-Hey, Dad, Roy just called. -There is no Roy."
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"He wants to return all the stuff he borrowed from you over the years,"
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"So, where does he want to meet?"
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"EARL: Well, right away I see my barbecue apron is missing."
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"I thought that barbecue apron was a gift."
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"It was a gift for a friend, so I want it back from you."
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"-Roy, Dad. Come on, stop it. -(ROY AND EARL GROWLING)"
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"Well, he is the one who called me up here."
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"Uh, look, I had to call you up here. You have to howl."
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"I wouldn't howl with him if he was the last dinosaur on Earth."
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"-to howl anymore. -Yes, there is."
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"but if you don't howl, terrible things happen."
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"No, they don't. The world didn't come to an end."
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"-Nothing bad happened at all. -You're not friends anymore."
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"-No. Uh-uh. -Uh-uh. It's good."
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"(SIGHS) Okay, fine. Maybe I was wrong."
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"-Did you say that I had a wussy howl? -I don't know. Did I?"
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"-Oh, absolutely. Yeah. -Well, then, I stand by it."
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"-(CHUCKLES) -Wussy howl!"
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"Oh, yeah? I can howl you under the table"
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"-any moonlit night of the week. -Oh, yeah?"
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"-Yeah. -Well, you're on!"
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"-(GROANS) -(PANTING)"
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"(BOTH PANTING)"
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"Hey. Listen, all that stuff you borrowed..."
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"-You can hang on to it for a while. -Thanks."
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"'Cause there's really nothing left in my apartment now, anyway."
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"-Except for your barbecue apron. -I'm sorry I gave you a hard time"
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"-about the pen and pencil set. -I know that wasn't too original."
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"But I don't have any kids of my own, so I wanted Robbie"
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"to have the pen and pencil set my dad gave me on my howling day."
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"-Roy, your dad gave you this? -Yeah."
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"Oh, jeez! Aw!"
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"-You're my best friend. -Buddy, come on over for dinner."
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"Yeah."
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"-You did a good thing here. -Oh, thanks, Dad. (CHUCKLES)"
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"You know, sometimes it's not important to understand why you do something."
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"I howl because I believe in it."
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"I don't know why I believe in it, I just do."
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"EARL: The kid will get it. That's why you have kids."
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"ROY: Hmm. Maybe I should get one."
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"(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)"
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"ROBBIE: "Only by howling do we defeat the dark spirit"
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""which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur"
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"(HOWLING)"
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"(HOWLING)"
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Honey, I'm home!"
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"a very personal thing. You can't just howl your mightiest howl"
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"-Yeah? -Oh, jeez. Swallow it, spit it out,"
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"-So, see you tonight at 7:00, huh? -Make it a quarter to 7:00."
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"Fran, I'm home, I'm hungry, and I hate everything."
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"ROBBIE: Dad, we gotta talk about this."
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"at the moon bring end to our days on Earth?"
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"Hmm."
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"What? What?"
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"while we huddle together hopelessly in the dark."
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"-No. -You promised."
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"Huh! Look. See, Dad, the world didn't come to an end."
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"You know, the entire dinosaur community has been reborn."
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"but he says he won't set foot in our house again."
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