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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - Pilot (S01E01)

"What an incredible sovereignty of states. What a confederacy of independent nations."
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"What a crazy independent nation of union of socialist republics..."
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"...that are together in a federation of craziness that is all free."
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"I love this country!"
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"You stink!"
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"I want to go back to Soviet Union the way it was..."
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"...when we were all oppressed, and I'd..."
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"- Get off the stage! - Why don't you get off stage?"
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"I can be funny even if Soviet Union is no more."
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"I just want freedom to go away."
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"I am cold."
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"I am frightened."
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"What will the new world order bring for Yakov?"
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"It's The Last Stand of Yakov Smirnoff. Coming this fall."
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"The hoe by Wilson. Available at The Home Shop."
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"That's it. That's the first show. We had a good time."
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"I know it's almost over. I think in the future..."
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"...we gotta start thinking catch phrases. - Catch phrases?"
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"- Or "Look out below!" - "What the, what the hey"?"
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"- All right, why don't you... - Or "Oh, my gosh!""
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"- Think about it. Is he listening? - I'm getting out of here."
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"Who's ever driving the red Le Sabre, if you could please move it."
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"Aunt Sadie's trying to get out. You're blocking her. She has to get to her..."
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"To her urologist appointment."
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"Kiss my grits!"
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"Flo! Alice!"
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"I doubled back here." "I thought you were here.""
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"Mr. Grant!"
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"Mary Tyler Moore..."
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"Don't worry, he can't see you. It's a one-way mirror."
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"- Cut! - Why were you laughing?"
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"Okay, Joel, get up here. Come on up here, Joel."
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"Yeah, today Joel is a man."
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"I'm sick and tired of what's going on in Northern Ireland."
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"Sam Bowden and his family have just come to New Essex..."
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"...and I don't miss her anymore."
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"It's all right. Step back, Ben. He does this for a living."
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"So how did you get the job on the show? You have a crazy Hollywood agent?"
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"Yo, yo, yo. What's up, G?"
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"...people say I have nothing to joke about."
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"You know, this sort of thing:"
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"- Catch phrases. We'll put them on T-shirts. - See you next week."
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"Hi. I'm Ben Stiller. Welcome to the show."
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"Taking us from gig to gig."
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"Okay, Edge, play the blues!"
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"There's a whole other part of that tape you didn't see..."
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"We're not about the glitz and the glamour..."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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