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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With James Doohan (S01E01)

"What's so funny, Noah?"
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""After churning all that butter." I know what you speak."
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"From what I heard, there's plenty of butter!"
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"I did not choose Rebecca. I did not choose Beth."
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"- I chose Suzie. - Suzie!"
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"- Why'd you choose her? - Because of her incredible body."
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"It is forbidden fruit, and I'm a fruit fly!"
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"- We are leaving here at once! - Not without my Suzie!"
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"You and your graven-image takers must go!"
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"They say the Amish are dull, but I think that's a load of fertilizer."
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"I'll see you next week on Amish Studs. Look at me, I'm Amish. I'm funny."
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"Hey, look at me, I ride a buggy and I have no buttons!"
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"It's kind of funny if you enjoy picking on peace-Ioving, defenseless people."
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"That's what I wanted to discuss with you."
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"I can never get him on the phone!"
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"He's busy. Agents, they're very slick characters."
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"They get you jobs, and they deal in show business."
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"- Rap group. - Yeah. They're very funny."
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"I'd like to see it."
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"We just wanna do our new song on The Ben Stiller Show."
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"Could I just say something? As your new agent, I have to say this:"
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"You be illin'. You've done the rap thing. Let's move on."
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"Jay lives downstairs, D lives upstairs. She teaches you to cook."
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"Jay teaches her to scratch. It reaches everybody."
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"- I ain't gonna reach nobody. - It's stupid."
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"Word up, man. It's bananas."
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"You guys have a whole comic thing happening, and you don't even realize it."
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"If the Marx Brothers saw you right now, they'd flip."
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"Right now it's hitting me: Talk show. The three of you."
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"Run's on the couch, Jay's the sidekick, D's leading the band. That's it."
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"It's over, and Leno has run away in the hills, hiding, naked..."
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"...Iooking for his mommy."
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"Run said it best, "Jam Master Jay, he's the one in charge."
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"It's up to him to rock the beats which are truly large.""
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"But I'm getting big offers for you guys. I've got an infomercial for you."
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"Some product that cuts your hair with magnets."
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"- Magnets? - Forget it. Fat Boys took it."
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"- We just want to rock the mic. - We're talking about you guys."
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"You slay all suckers who perpetrate, you lay down law from state to state."
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"Everybody's doing a bad impression of you guys."
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"If I want an impression, I'll go see Rich Little, not NRA."
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"Jennifer, get me two tickets for Rich Little. You guys wanna go? No?"
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"- We're doing The Ben Stiller Show. - You don't wanna do TV."
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"Why aren't you doing Batman 3? You guys could play the villain."
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"Jay, make up an animal. Who am I? I'm Koala Man."
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"I climb up trees, scrape people, and I got a little fuzzy nose."
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"D, just pick something. Look, I'm Tree Man."
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"Every day, I grow a root. I go up the tree and an apple falls off me."
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"The apple's gonna hit you. Scary."
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""Look at me, I'm a penguin." No, you are a penguin! I mean that in a good way."
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"It's a beautiful thing. Think about this stuff, guys."
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"Listen. Peace out, guys. Word to your mothers. Okay."
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"Jennifer, when Tom Bosley gets out of the bathroom, send him in."
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"I will never forget it."
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"I was nine-and-a-half months pregnant and just finishing my double shift..."
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"... when: Bang! I started going into labor."
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"Y'all! My water just broke!"
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"There wasn't a doctor for miles and none of the guys knew how to deliver a baby."
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"... but Mr. Bruce Springsteen."
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"Legends of Springsteen."
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"Hey, little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go and leave you all alone?"
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"He was incredible."
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"Here she comes! She's coming out to jungle land!"
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"Come on, push and breathe. Push and breathe."
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"She's a feisty little one."
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"It was the happiest moment of my life. But that happiness turned to horror..."
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"Hey, man... All right?"
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"That's right. And stay out."
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"Thanks to Bruce, little Springsteena is here with her mama today..."
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"I'm young at heart. I still get cavities."
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"- What was your problem? - With my teeth?"
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"No, with the show."
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"Yeah. We're opposite 60 Minutes. We need to compete on the same level."
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"We need to be informational. We need to teach..."
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"Racy, but informative. Informational..."
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"- Maybe a documentary or something? - That'd be great."
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"- A little documentary. - I'd be knocked out."
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"- Why don't you get to the dentist. - Okay."
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"... but there's one chapter few people remember. It's late 1960..."
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"The Soviets have successfully launched a dog into orbit."
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"While America experiences success with Chuckles the chimpanzee..."
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"America responds by sending a camel, Dilly, followed by a baby elephant..."
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"... and finally a team: Zimba, a three-foot garden snake, and Happy, a mouse."
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"Only Zimba returns."
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"Kennedy has played right into the Kremlin's hands."
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"Labeled a space-age Dr. Doolittle, he responds with a cunning plan."
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"Across the country, modeling agencies send their best to Washington..."
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"... to see who has the right stuff."
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"... in intense, closed-door sessions."
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"The pair are such impressive specimens..."
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"... it's hard to tell who's learning more, the models or the scientists."
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"Up and down, up and down, Bim."
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"Before long, it will just be up, up and away!"
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"This is a star, Bo. Pay attention. Soon it will be your closest neighbor."
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"New hair sprays and eyelash sealants will need to be developed for space travel."
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"... that Gunsmoke, the number-one show, is forced to change nights."
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"Meanwhile, the space program is getting a whole new look."
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"All over. Turn around."
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"See? Space, space. What is this space?"
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"It is beautiful-woman space. She is very feminine."
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"Finally, the model-nauts are ready. On a chilly April morning..."
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"... they are escorted to the launch area. Goodbyes are never easy..."
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"... and today everyone needs a reassuring hug."
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"As they make their way up the launching pad, everyone cops one last look."
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"The president arrives for a final closed-capsule session, and then:"
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"... we have liftoff. And there are American models in space."
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"Godspeed to you, Bim and Bo."
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"But a problem develops. Bim has made a grave miscalculation..."
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"... by bringing along her personal stylist. With the extra weight..."
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"... the capsule won't be able to sustain re-entry, and the models..."
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"... who do not get off the phone, are unreachable."
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"Much has been learned. Legend has it, on a clear night..."
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"... one can still see two beautiful models soaring across the heavens."
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"James is here?"
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"Oh, look. James Doohan is here."
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"- I notice you're very well made-up. - Yes, I'm made-up. You got it."
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"I get nervous around you because you're..."
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"...a big idol of mine. I appreciate it."
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"- Oh, well, okay. - We could talk about Star Trek a bit."
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"The Post Hole Digger by Wilson."
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