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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With James Doohan (S01E01)

"- So James Doohan is gonna be here. - I wanted to talk about the guest."
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"- Scotty. - I was wondering..."
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"- No, no. Okay. - I'm a big Star Trek fan."
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"You already planned it ahead. Don't worry about it. It'll be good."
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"Couldn't get Springsteen."
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"Legends of Springsteen."
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"... showing up in a bar, but I never thought it would happen to me."
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"How you all doing out there?"
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"But that was nothing. After he's done playing..."
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"Our two studs, Noah and Jebediah, both have no hearts, but the game ain't over."
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"...I'd say my skill at mending a harness."
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"Sounds interesting. Okay."
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"I'd like to hear more about that. Finally:"
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"- No, I did not say that. - What did you say?"
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"I said, he really knew how to churn butter."
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"...and I do not choose Suzie."
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"Beth picks you, where you going on your dream date?"
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"We'll take a buggy ride up to Hassom's Orchard..."
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"- I'll bet you do! - Noah!"
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"Why don't you pull it together, Noah, and tell us who you chose."
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"- She's the chosen fruited one. - This is all your fault."
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"You and all the other outsiders! Why can't you leave us alone?"
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"That was funny. I thought that was pretty good."
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"Why don't you talk to my agent, okay?"
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"- Who else does he handle? - Run-D.M.C. Ever seen them?"
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"Let's break the bounds. Let's do a sitcom."
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"Bananas. See? I love this."
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"Right now, in their graves, they're breaking. They're doing Electric Boogaloo..."
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"...and they don't know what happened. Why didn't I think of this 10 years ago?"
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"That's why Miller didn't happen. It was one guy."
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"- N.W.A. - Yeah, whatever. Hang on."
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"You're major motion picture actors. Stop thinking with the little head..."
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"...and start thinking with the big head. I'm talking about a movie career."
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"And Run. Danny DeVito playing the Penguin?"
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"I look at you in a tuxedo, and I see the soul of a Ionely, lost penguin."
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"Just then, the door swings open, and who walks in..."
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"Born in the U.S.A. Yeah."
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"... as moments later, two aliens entered the bar and said they needed my baby..."
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"... to fuel their rocket ship. Everybody panicked."
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"Everybody but Bruce, that is."
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"...and not in some gas station up on Venus."
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"Bob, it's a comedy show."
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"60 Minutes has got Andy Rooney. They got us beat there too."
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"Let's compete on the informational level. Let's do something informative."
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"But we're on Fox, so it should be kind of racy."
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"- Temporary filling. - The dentist."
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"Man has always strived to conquer space..."
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"... and Kennedy is prepared to do anything to surpass Russia in the race to space."
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"... Russia immediately counters with a seal, Lupovnik."
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"More than 4000 applicants are seen, with the president screening each one..."
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"Finally, the field is whittled to two candidates, Bim and Bo."
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"Marathon sessions bring the two up to speed on the latest technology."
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"Sessions in the zero-gravity chamber are televised and become so popular..."
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"We say it is space suit, so there must be space."
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"In T minus three, two, one..."
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"However, officials at NASA consider the mission a success."
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"- Morning, Ben. - How you doing?"
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"- Fine. How are you? - Glad you could make it."
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"Well, somewhere where they might do something."
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"- I'm as red as you are right now. - I feel kind of..."
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"- Why not? Let's do that. - Let's do that. See you in a sec."
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"You must get annoyed with people asking you questions about Star Trek."
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"No, I don't get annoyed unless I have a mouthful..."
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"Why did the costumes change in "The Menagerie"? Wasn't that where you cut...?"
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"That was "The Cage." The first episode."
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"In "The Gamesters of Triskelion," those battering rams they had..."
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"- I couldn't figure out whether... - Ben."
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"Will you stop it on the Star Trek questions? I've had enough of that."
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"God, I get it week in, week out, all the time, everybody..."
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"Hey, there. Something not flowing?"
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"Bruce sat with me for three hours, pointing out where I had made mistakes."
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"You like that?"
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"Well, you're The Boss."
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"Could I just...? One thing I didn't..."
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"On that "Way to Eden" episode, with the space hippies..."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Welcome to the show. This week, Scotty from Star Trek will be here."
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"...I don't know, anybody. Bette Midler or somebody?"
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"You know what I was thinking? Bruce Springsteen."
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"- He's in town. - Andy, it's Scotty."
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"- Bruce Springsteen! - It's Scotty. I'm sorry."
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"Springsteen was in town giving a concert. I couldn't afford the tickets."
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"So I'm in this bar drowning my sorrows."
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"... but the man himself. I had heard stories about The Boss..."
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"One, two, three!"
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"He must have been up there for 15 hours."
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"He played every song he ever wrote. And one of my favorites."
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"I mean, he was really scrubbing."
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"And if that ain't enough, he refills the ketchup bottles."
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"The next morning when I woke up, I had been freshly shaved..."
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"... manicured and my shoes had been polished."
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"And they call James Brown the hardest-working man in show business."
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"Welcome back to Amish Studs. I'm your host, Mark DeCarlo."
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"Well, Noah, what would you say girls find appealing about you?"
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"Well, sir, I am a plain man. But if forced to choose a quality..."
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"Well, it's always the quiet ones who are into the kinky stuff, huh?"
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"We asked our young ladies about their dates with you, Noah..."
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"...and this is what they said:"
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""I was impressed with his incredible plowing ability.""
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""He really knew how to churn butter.""
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""He was a man of the land, and I wanted to get dirty.""
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"Tell me who said what, I'll give you one of these."
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"Stud with the most hearts wins a dream date with the girl of his choice."
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"Seeing as how the rules command it..."
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"..."I was impressed with his incredible plowing ability," would be..."
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"...Beth."
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"Beth."
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"What is it with this churning-butter thing? Other guys can't churn butter?"
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"Ouch! I know what you're talking about."
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"Listen here! If you persist in nurturing these unclean thoughts..."
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"...in a most unpleasant manner."
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"Take a chill pill. He's acting like I installed electricity in his house!"
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"Don't worry, game's almost over. Let's find out who's the bigger stud."
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"Neither of you have any hearts, so the game's up for grabs."
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"Who'd you choose?"
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"I do not choose to continue courting Rebecca..."
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"If it is approved by the deacon and her father..."
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"...I would like to call on Beth again. - All right! Well, Beth."
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"...and have some fresh cider."
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"Sounds good. You'll both be parched after churning all that butter!"
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