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Clips from The Simpsons - I'm Goin' to Praiseland (S12E12)

"- There's nothing here. - Exactly."
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"Oh."
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"Hi. I've created the first intra-bovine ice-cream maker."
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"It makes use of all four stomachs."
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"The first being filled with rock salt, then sugar, cream..."
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"Can I have a swirl of chocolate and vanilla?"
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"- Leave Ned alone. - Thank you, Homer."
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"He can't admit he likes her till he's sure she likes him back."
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"Does Rachel like Ned?"
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"Hey, she's coming this way!"
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"I thought you didn't like her."
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"We both like plain vanilla with nothin' on it."
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"- Oh, how horrible. - Uh! They'll all go to hell."
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"Well, my wife's passing was rough. But I think I'm finally ready to move on."
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"Ned, I understand if you feel uncomfortable. You're still getting over your wife."
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"Well, you've certainly got a theme going."
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"Mmm, I love chenille. Don't you?"
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"But if you just let me even out the back-"
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"I'm not over Maude at all."
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"Well? Aren't you gonna invite me in?"
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"I sure appreciate you folks offering to go through Maude's things."
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"If it were up to me, I wouldn't throw anything away."
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"- We can take whatever we want, right? - Ye-What?"
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"Always do!"
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"Poor Ned."
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"Don't throw this away. It's Rod's first tooth."
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"I know how to speed things up."
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"What? That doesn't sound like me."
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"Maude's old sketchbook. She was quite the little artist, you know."
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"Oh, eh, is that a fact? And you think you know someone."
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"- It looks like an amusement park. - You're right!"
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"Maude designed a Christian amusement park."
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"But to build an amusement park, you need lots of money and manpower and turnstiles."
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"You could fix up the old Storytime Village."
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"- That sounds perfect. - Well, what the heck?"
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"- Who's ready to build an amusement park? - Yea!"
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"Now, the thing is I don't have a lot of money."
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"- But l- - You're right. That was harsh."
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"God's grace, that is."
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"It's really sickening..."
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"there aren't more people like you."
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"You're doing that the sucker way."
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"Try a little vitamin "G"!"
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"How about asking the community for donations?"
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"I am. I'd be glad to spearhead the entire begging initiative."
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"Well, I guess I could donate these costumes."
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"Good food though."
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"Oh, morning, Kent. Our volunteers have done an amazing job..."
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"All right. I hear the mayor's arriving for the ribbon cutting."
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"It is with great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena or attraction."
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"Well, Maude, your dream has finally come true."
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"- My face? You callin' me ugly? - No, no, no, no. I think you're beautiful."
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"How about a Noah's Ark of jellies?"
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"- Nope. They're all the same- plain. - Oh."
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"Can I sit in the car?"
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"A Bible park without beer? Now I've seen everything!"
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"- Bye, everybody! - What a rip-off!"
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"Oh!"
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"Ah! What is wrong with you?"
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"Well, looks like our phenomenon is actually a phenome-not!"
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"Because when you look at it rationally-"
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"But it wasn't clouds and angels playing harps..."
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"No! It was heaven- my vision of heaven."
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"Yeah! I want to hallucinate too!"
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"Yeah, folks. The power of Christ compels you to give Ned an extra 10 bucks."
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"Maude, it's Disco Stu."
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"Oh, there's no explaining God's will, Roddy."
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"That's like explaining how an airplane flies."
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"I gotta close Praiseland down. Someone could get hurt."
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"Ned, Praiseland has touched an entire town..."
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"Look at those smiling faces. Rich laughing with poor."
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"I taste blood."
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"- I don't think Maude Flanders would approve of that. - Absolutely not!"
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"Yeah. This place is more like "Crazeland.""
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"Christ be with you!"
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"Hey, Ned! I just read about your park in that horrible triple "A" magazine."
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"Ooh, Ned, look who's here. It's that girl you don't like."
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"- So what happened here? - How about I explain it to you over a cup of coffee?"
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"That is if you're willing to give me another shot."
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"Are you sure you want to do this, Ned?"
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"- So how about a movie tomorrow night? - Sounds great."
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"I think Ned is gonna be all right."
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"# Get dancin', dancin', dance #"
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"# Here come deejay Disco Tex #"
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"#The Simpsons #"
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"D'oh!"
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"Wow, look at all these flavors."
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"Or if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream."
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"One Tower of Babel and build it to heaven."
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"To heaven!"
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"- Huh? Uh-uh! - Oh, nonsense. You can do it."
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"I've never seen a brain freeze this bad."
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"Give me 50 c.c.'s of hot fudge stat!"
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"Hold still. You're gonna feel a slight chocolaty sensation."
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"RachelJordan!"
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"#Jesus loves me, this I'm sure #"
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"RachelJordan? Isn't that the woman you had a crush on, Ned?"
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"I didn't have a crush on her."
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"- Are you blushing, Mr. Flanders? - No, I'm not-"
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"And there's only one way to find out."
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"It says I have cooties."
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"Flanders has cooties! Flanders has cooties!"
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"That was great. I can't believe she found a rhyme for Hezekiah."
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"Actually, all the toppings were gone."
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"Ants are crawling in my mouth, and I don't care."
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"So, uh, where's your band?"
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"They switched from Christian music to regular pop."
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"All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby.""
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"- Say, how's your life going? - Ooh, she wants to know how your life is going."
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"That's great. Maybe we could have coffee sometime."
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"Oh, she wants to have coffee sometime!"
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"- I can hear her, Homer! - He can hear you, Rachel!"
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"You know, I'd better go check into my hotel."
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"Hotel? Why don't you just stay at Ned's place?"
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"My place? What would the neighbors think?"
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"Now, wait just a Maude-gone minute here!"
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"I'm through livin' in the past, and you can see for yourself."
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"All right, I'll take the couch, and you can have my room."
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"Oh, uh, could you sleep on my side?"
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"I'm trying to preserve Maude's indentation."
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