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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge Be Not Proud (S07E07)

"Welcome to my home. And- Ho-ho!"
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"Say, cool dude, can I play too?"
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"Psst.! Hey, Simpson. Check this out."
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"It's the kind I like."
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"This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security."
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"Wow! The March 8 newspaper!"
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"Uh-oh. Almost forgot to lock the doors."
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"I want to price some flip-flops, and smell the new tires..."
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"Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws!"
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"Really? You think this might be..."
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"Hey, Mom, you didn't wake me up."
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"and he goes, "Aah! Aah! Aah!""
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"- Man, you never know which way this crazy ball's gonna go! - Yeah, right."
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"- Who are Dan and Sherry Adler? - Just friends of ours."
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"Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy."
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"- Are you hiding something? What do you have under your jacket? - Nothing!"
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"There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over."
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"- Lisa, you have to wait. - Great. This is the worst Christmas ever."
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"Now, I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk..."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"It's a Krusty Kinda Kristmas.!"
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"Brought to you by I LG-"
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"selling your body's chemicals after you die."
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"And by Li'I Sweetheart Cupcakes, a subsidiary of I LG."
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"Oh, hi! I didn't hear you come in."
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"Say, did I hear some carolers?"
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"Hey! It's respected private citizen, Tom Landry!"
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"And South American sensation..."
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"Shooshisha- Shooshashi-"
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"Shoosh- Oh, boy! Uhh!"
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"Now, stay tuned for a video Christmas card..."
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"from Tupac Shakur."
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"Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish."
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"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worshipJesus Christ."
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"Boring!"
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"Help!"
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"You want excitement? Shove this up your stocking!"
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"Ooh-hoo-whoa!"
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"- Hmm, that looks entertaining. - Oh, yeah!"
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"So tell your folks, "Buy me Bonestorm..."
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"or go to hell!""
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"Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!"
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"- Bart! - Young man, in this house we use a little word called "please. ""
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"- It's the coolest video game ever. - I'm sorry, honey..."
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"but those games cost up to, and including, $70."
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"And they're violent, and they distract you from your schoolwork."
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"Those are all good points, but the problem is they don't result in me getting the game."
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"I know how you feel, Bart. When I was your age..."
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"I wanted an electric football game more than anything in the world."
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"And my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life."
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"Well, good night."
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"Oh, I'll never get that game."
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"Tuck-in time!"
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"All aboard the sleepy train to visit Mother Goose"
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"Barty's stop is Snoozy Lane to rest his sweet caboose"
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"Mom, I'm not a little kid anymore. Tuck-in time is lame."
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"Well, if loving my kids is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame."
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"Mom, it's lame to be proud of being lame."
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"- Well, life is like a box of chocolates. - Mom, no! Mom!"
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"You never know-"
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"what you're gonna get."
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"what you're gonna get."
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"Ninety-nine cents?"
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"I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm. Here's 99 cents."
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"Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction."
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"You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents."
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"Net profit to me, negative $59."
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"Oh, oh, please take my $59. I don't want it. It's yours."
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"Eh, eh, eh! Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm..."
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"I shall close the register at this point and state that 99 cents is the rental price."
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"Oh, then may I please rent it, please?"
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"You may not. I am all out. Though I do have a surprising abundance..."
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"of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge."
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"Ohh!"
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"Milhouse has Bonestorm!"
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"This is great! And all I've done is enter my name-Thrillhouse!"
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"Uh- Uh, it's only a one-player game."
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"- Then how come it says "second player score"? - Mom! Bart's swearing!"
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"- Hey! What the hell- - No, no, no! Out!"
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"- Damn it, I wasn't swearing! - Out right now!"
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"Out!"
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"Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the games looking sad..."
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"someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one."
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"Gavin, don't you already have this game?"
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"No, Mom, you idiot!"
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"- I have Bloodstorm and Bonesquad and Bloodstorm II, stupid! - Oh, I'm sorry, honey."
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"- We'll take a Bonestorm. - Get two! I'm not sharing with Caitlin."
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"That must be the happiest kid in the world."
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"Look what I got!"
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"Are you guys shoplifting?"
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"Four-finger discount, dude."
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"Shoplifting is a victimless crime..."
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"like punching someone in the dark!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Go ahead-a, Bart. Take-a the Bonestorm."
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"The store, she's so rich she'll-a never notice."
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"Duh, it's the company's fault for making you want it so much."
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"Don't do it, son. How's that game gonna help your putting?"
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"Just take it! Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it! Take it!"
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"I'm outside. I got away with it."
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"I'm free!"
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"Sir, would you open your coat, please?"
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"Uhh, I don't think this is the kind of coat that opens."
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"Please step back in the store, sir."
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"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. That boy's parents must've made some terrible mistakes."
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"Shut up, Mom!"
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"Ho-ho-ho! Here you go, little fella."
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as..."
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"Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds..."
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"and Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness."
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"I'm here today to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain..."
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"with the good people at Foot Locker of Beverly Hills."
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"Shoplifting began here in ancient Phoenicia."
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"Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop..."
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"in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within."
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"Oh, Sheheqazaramesh, will you ever learn?"
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"- Flash forward to ancient Babylonia. - All right, show's over."
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"- Uh, excuse me- - You think you're pretty smart, don't you?"
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