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Clips from Clone High - Film Fest: Tears of a Clone (S01E01)

"Watch out for that water tower!"
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"Wow, G-Dub. You saved my life!"
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"And you're not gonna get it!"
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"No! Let me in!"
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"Well, the apartment's all finished!"
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"I couldn't've done it without you, Mr B!"
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"I love you."
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"Our next film, by Cleopatra, is titled The Best Of The Best of the--"
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"Look. I think it's obvious what this is about,"
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"Celine Dion-athon, Celine Dion-athon."
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"Could it be any more obvious?"
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"What? Did you watch my movie Joan,"
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"JFK and Cleo break up for reals."
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"Abe, I want you."
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"That was just a hilarious plot twist."
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"♪ Secret government employees ♪"
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"♪ And made amusing genetic copies ♪"
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"Man, it's hot."
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"Oh my god! We just won a cross country duel meet!"
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"Flip the pool!"
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"Riot!"
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"Aw yeah. Casting couch."
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"Me? Abe?"
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"You're making me fall asleep!"
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"You and I, don't get along!"
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"There's nothing in the rule book that says a giraffe can't play football."
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"Well I'm not. Keep it down over there!"
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"I found your film in the trash can and I submitted it."
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"But you don't understand!"
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"I used a little something called symbolism."
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"♪ I've got nothing to say...♪"
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"♪ Way way back in the 1980s' ♪"
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"♪ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ♪"
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"Yeah! Books!"
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"Uh, I make films? Kay? On video?"
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"is a relatively inexpensive way to express oneself, I guess."
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"Fantastic! Now we'll never have another riot!"
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"Listen, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross country meet."
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"Only clone soldiers trained for superior intellectual and physical combat."
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"Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice, man."
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"I have my own plans for these clones."
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"The know the old one about how Indians and Blacks don't get along?"
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"Maybe some overpriced knickknacks will add a touch of class."
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"Joan! Thank God you're okay!"
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"Yes Abe. I love--"
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"Abe, we put out an APB on your missing friend."
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"Gabe Linkoln."
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"Last one there's a rotten huevo!"
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"It's okay, officer, I found her."
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"You think the film fest is too commercial."
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"So close that we could sleep in the same bed and never touch or kiss."
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"Hey man, would you stay if I rewrote your character?"
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"Meet Tandoori Jones, a jive talking, smooth walking typical Indian supercop,"
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"No! I'll rewrite it. My way."
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"What is that you saaaaaay?"
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"Do you mind?"
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"So, religion's for fools, eh?"
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"Or should I say, Catherine the So-So?"
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"No! No, you don't understand, Abe!"
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"can't claw through steel that's two feet thick!"
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"My entire career is riding on the success of this dinner."
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"Now I'd like to introduce my film It Takes A Hero."
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"Here is my soul, friends. My soul."
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"And it doesn't change things?"
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"Joan made a declaration."
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"For this reason, I hereby volunteer to organise the first annual"
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"Am I having a nightmare?"
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"I want your voice to weep with honesty and truth!"
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"♪ 缺歌词 ♪"
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"I have your baby in me, giraffe!"
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"Hush, hush."
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"Perhaps the Olive Garden."
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"We were thinking somewhere more... intimate."
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"Please."
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"Principal Scudworth, if you were running this school properly there would be no riots."
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"I think this is an issue we should talk about."
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"But now, we've both learned that when east meets west, it's deadly!"
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"Remember, this film is my heart."
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"Get out your funbrella, Mr B!"
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"And I don't need the electronic help muddling it up!"
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"And something tragic may or may not happen."
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"I won! And I didn't even scuff my loafers!"
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"Like I do, every night between ten and ten-fifteen"
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"Meet Leon Black, a Harvard educated scientist"
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"Black and Tan!"
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"Thanks for not making this too weird."
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"They've got a great selection down at Restoration Pottery Peer N Barrel."
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"Shakka branna, George Washington Carver!"
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"None!"
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"We've been transferred there for our next adventure!"
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"They're rioting at a college level!"
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"In person."
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"Eat shell!"
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"I've never seen so few fans at a cross country meet."
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"I think I'll pour this sports drink all over myself."
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"Yeah, even closer than a sister."
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"Who's got the legs? Me! That's who! Me!"
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"Fools and liberals!"
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"Well Scudworth I must confess,"
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"♪ Dug up famous guys and ladies ♪"
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"Stupid stop sign!"
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"So let's brainstorm some constructive ways we can express ourselves."
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"Experimental video art,"
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"I just felt so exposed,"
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"because mine was the only film that was truely personal."
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"See, it's two different cops, from two different precincts,"
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"In your film."
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"Abe! Hi, I just finished my film, and it really expresses my true--"
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"but knowing I have you as a pal, gives me the strength to do it."
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"Does a sunset have a soundtrack featuring Smash Mouth?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Ang."
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"Whisper, whisper."
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"And Abe found a new form of recreation."
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"I'm talking to you, Doug."
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"♪ They're gonna make it if they try ♪"
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"Ooh, it's sticky."
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"Ready? Okay!"
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"particularly not intended for audiences."
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"but in many ways, they're the same."
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