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Clips from The Office - Dream Team (S05E05)

"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"How do I say this diplomatically?"
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"Yeah, I wrote it on my hand, but then I washed it."
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"It is "transfer," "extension," and then "transfer" again."
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"ANDY: It is 134!"
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"DWIGHT: Kev! Kev, come on!"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"My maid died."
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"And we're starting in a condo."
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"So we already have a leg up on Apple."
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"Look, it's official."
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"(CHUCKLING) I'm kidding! Hi!"
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"That is inappropriate, Pam. Come on in."
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"Thank you."
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"Yes, please."
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"with any questions or concerns."
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"Okay, let's go over non-discretionary cuts, okay, guys?"
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"This is how I breathe. No, it's not..."
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"Good."
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"Oh, no! The new boss does not find Jim adorable!"
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"I am such an idiot."
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"I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this?"
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"I never see him drink. I never see him eat."
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"I'm not overwhelmed, Pam."
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"something I like to do is make a list."
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"And hey, look, you did that."
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"No. What? Why?"
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"You a soccer fan?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm so embarrassed."
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"You werert supposed to see this. This is like my secret obsession."
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"Yeah, well, that makes two of us."
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"I've never been a kiss-up."
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"I... It's just not how I operate."
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"you go in there, and you do mediocre work, half-heartedly."
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"Next on the list, open the mail."
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"(LAUGHS) Okay."
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"Very official."
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"How can we pay for an office?"
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"Great, let's sing it in the car."
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"Well, it's not for everybody, I suppose."
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"That's 'cause I'm more of a player."
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"Maybe we will someday."
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"ANDY: I'm into that. Sounds fun."
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"CHARLES: (LAUGHS) I can't wait!"
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"From second to fourth grade."
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"Confidence..."
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"It's the food of the wise man, but the liquor of the fool."
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"Hey, I would like a pair of Size 9, please."
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"It's Michael. I'm swamped, Michael."
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"Okay, imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct,"
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"because they have no files."
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"VIKRAM: He's taking a long time."
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"I'm... Hey, Ryan."
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"When did you add this to the list?"
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"He's already paying for himself. Sorry!"
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"Hey, come on, guys. These are prime selling hours, you know."
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"Halpert, he looks up. Oh, man!"
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"(BOTH EXCLAIMING)"
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"Oh, it's gonna be the worst."
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"Do you guys wanna hear about Thailand?"
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"What sort of investing firm is this?"
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"the Michael Scott Paper Company"
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"become a reality, then I'm sure that's what she would have wanted."
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"Pretty Pam is always reaching for the stars"
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"and someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one."
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"he risked it all to become the most successful telemarketer"
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"So let's hear it."
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"Okay, I have spent the last 15 years"
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"By wanting it more, by working hard..."
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"What's your mission statement?"
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"I will never give up."
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"That is the Michael Scott guarantee."
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"Wing. The leg."
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"My strategy is to touch the ball as little as possible."
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"Chalk it up to teamwork."
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"And I offer same-day free delivery."
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"Okay."
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"It means "grandmother.""
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"You know, Michael, if you want to succeed,"
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"Phyllis, are you okay? Are you okay?"
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"Why would an experienced soccer player, like yourself,"
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"duck at the very last moment?"
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"The Ry-guy."
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"We should call him Rye Bread."
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"We don't have to call him that."
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"Unless you like it. We could call him that."
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"What's that?"
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"that average people are the most special people in the world."
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"Well, we should make a list."
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"Lists are good, lists are good, lists are good."
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"First on the list, let's get you out of the car, all right?"
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"Okay."
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"Because, you know what, kiddo? You quit."
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"Yeah."
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"We can start this paper company. We can try."
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"Pam, I do my best work when people don't believe in me."
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"I remember in high school,"
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"And know what I did?"
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"See what I mean? I thrive on this. I thrive on it."
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"So I'm going to go inside,"
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"You've gotta have some extra space. Billy, work with me here."
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"Something awesome and free. You keep it off the books."
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"I did what I had to do."
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"Okay."
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"I'm good."
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"You know what they say. Keep your friends close."
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"Except this time, you've no legal right to kick me out,"
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"because the Michael Scott Paper Company is about to open a big old can"
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"of whoop-ass on Dunder Mifflin."
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"Oh, right. Thanks."
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"Dunder Mifflin. This is Kevin."
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"Please hold while I transfer you."
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"Oscar! Your mom!"
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"JIM: Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while."
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"I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected"
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"someone like him to perform in a position like that."
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"Please hold."
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"Andy! Phone call!"
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"No, stay there."
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"Okay. Andy, get ready."
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