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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Mork Goes Public (S01E01)

"I'm ready! Let's go!"
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"I'm going to the shower with you."
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"Oh, on Ork, when we get married,"
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"they just hose them down."
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"And I want to be with you, too."
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"Remember, you can learn something from everybody"
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"No, it's my dog Chuck and my wife Spot."
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"Yeah. They've been living together so long,"
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"Susan Taylor! I don't believe it."
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"That devastatingly handsome captain of the football team"
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"He's the one who chased me."
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"How'd you like a knuckle sandwich?"
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"( shouting gibberish )"
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"( whistles loudly )"
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"not Mile-High Stadium."
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"I'm Mork. Nanu, nanu."
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"Whatever."
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"celebrate by going out tonight."
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"Um, tell me, where do you live?"
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"Oh, hi."
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"When she found out we were living together,"
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"Yeah, well, that's the game she plays."
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"Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rock 'em."
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"Whoa! Mayday! Mayday! Volgar the Enforcer!"
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"On Ork, when the sacred flame is lit,"
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"Oh, no. Volgar is even more terrifying than Chuck Barris."
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"Thank God it's never happened to you."
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"Well, a few guys have tried, but..."
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"I would have stopped but I didn't hear the siren"
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"until after they arrested me."
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"Just be polite. Be a gentleman."
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"Pull out her chair."
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"Ah, practical jokes. Onk!"
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"an entire evening with you and Susan."
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"Me, jealous of plain old Susan?"
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"May I come in?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"You look, uh, different."
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"Oh, Mindy, I hope you don't mind"
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"Oh, of course not. Mork can do whatever he wants."
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"Fred!"
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"Yes. We went to a big parking lot"
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"Oh."
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"How did you like the movie?"
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"Well, how do you know that?"
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"I didn't see anything."
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"Whoa, oh... ( mumbling )"
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"Yes. Okay, I'll tell her."
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"How can you"
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"Uh, whatever."
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"Good-bye."
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"I brought you some presents."
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"Oh. Then here's some vegetation."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"( sneezes )"
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"Mindy picked them out."
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"about what happens tonight."
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"Ah, well, that's very interesting."
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"Long tongue."
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"( cowboy drawl ): Jeb, I hate to say this,"
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"I'll get right at it."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"And a new rug."
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"Oh, that reminds me of a joke."
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"One says to the other, "Ee-vizbah.""
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"Oh... does the name Volgar mean anything to you?"
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"All right, now, stop it!"
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"Don't tickle me! Ahh!!"
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"Oh. Shall I go back out and come in noisier?"
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"We used to have it on our planet,"
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"( in falsetto ): Thank you very much."
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"( regular voice ): Sure. Psshh! Ahh!"
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"Oh..."
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"At least you learned something from it."
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"I'd like to kiss my pal."
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"Well, you want to watch television?"
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"Orson to Mork. Orson to Mork."
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"Well, have you made any new discoveries on Earth?"
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"This week I met a new female specimen."
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"ORSON: Why?"
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"It's an old Earth custom"
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"You can count on me, Your Immenseness."
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"Mmm... oh."
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"( loud clank )"
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"( opening musical theme plays )"
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"There."
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"Mork, I'm leaving now."
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"I'll be right down."
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"( singing Orkan song in squeaky voice )"
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"Ah, where do you think you're going"
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"dressed like that?"
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"But Mork, this is a bridal shower for a girl"
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"who's about to get married."
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"they don't give them a shower,"
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"Mork, you don't understand."
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"A shower is another word for a party."
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"Oh, we'd better take an umbrella, then, because I heard"
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"on the radio that it's going to be cloudy with scattered parties."
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"I'm sorry, Mork, but you can't go with me."
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"See, this is just for women. Men aren't allowed."
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"But I want to be with you."
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"But, you know, you really should"
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"get out and meet more friends."
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"You need to broaden your horizons and grow as a person."
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"Oh, you're rejecting me because I'm short."
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"Oh, I'm not rejecting you."
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"But it's just not fair that I go out tonight;"
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"you have to stay here all alone."
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"you meet here on Earth."
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"That's very true. The garbage men today"
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"taught me to never lie on the curb on pickup day."
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"Mork, what were you doing lying on the curb?"
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"Well, I was watching some ants mug a grasshopper"
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"when he came by."
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"And I suppose you're going to tell me that the garbage man"
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"picked you up and threw you into the truck?"
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"No, he said he couldn't do that unless I was tied and bundled."
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"Mork, this is all very interesting,"
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"I don't know how to do that."
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"Just be friendly."
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