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Clips from Veep (2012) - Super Tuesday (S07E07)

"When! Are! You! From?!"
Veep (2012)
"They have an actual crowd there?"
Veep (2012)
"What, are they giving away free Tommy Bahama dick cozies?"
Veep (2012)
"Ma'am, this is not a big deal."
Veep (2012)
"While we're at it, why don't we show 'em"
Veep (2012)
"my estrogen patch prescription"
Veep (2012)
"and a Polaroid of my stretch marks?"
Veep (2012)
"You mean your wisdom stripes."
Veep (2012)
"about how old I am."
Veep (2012)
"- Late 40s. - You're all correct."
Veep (2012)
"Well, look who cleans up nice."
Veep (2012)
"Can I get a quick fiver, Madam P?"
Veep (2012)
"Yeah. Oh, Gary, that reminds me,"
Veep (2012)
"I need to switch out my estrogen patch."
Veep (2012)
"Mm. Should I slip in a little swirl of progesterone for you?"
Veep (2012)
"- You can surprise me. - Yep. Ohh..."
Veep (2012)
"Me so complicit. Me go jail long time."
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"have somehow got the idea that if they vote in the primaries,"
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"(laughing)"
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"(Selina chuckles)"
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"Keith, I don't want to know how you did that."
Veep (2012)
"Well, Facebook'll walk you through it step by step."
Veep (2012)
"You know what? Maybe it's best if you don't update us so much."
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"Dissident poet Deng Dao has been arrested for..."
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"Well, they'll figure it out after they shoot him."
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"OK, Keith, as much as I hate poetry,"
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"I'm not gonna do that."
Veep (2012)
"(laughs) Yeah, right."
Veep (2012)
"Fine."
Veep (2012)
"- What? - See what he says."
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"Is Andrew tied in with the Chinese?"
Veep (2012)
"I-I don't know. I mean,"
Veep (2012)
"he's always had a thing for Asians."
Veep (2012)
"So do I, but if Andrew starts talking to the grand jury about,"
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"This was supposed to be just a little simple bit"
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"of election-rigging!"
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"- Fuck! - (door opens, closes)"
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"(low) I have your estrogen patch, if you'd like."
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"You wear it. Maybe you'll grow some hair on your vagina!"
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"MAN: ...March Wheelwright Medal of Bravery."
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"demonstrated remarkable heroism..."
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"Look at that. I'm telling you, Richard,"
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"this is just the beginning, all right?"
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"in northeastern Iowa..."
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"Oh, sorry. Mayor Splett, this is Sidney Purcell."
Veep (2012)
"He represents the very good people"
Veep (2012)
"Ah, well, this man needs no introduction."
Veep (2012)
"Please, the 7-Eleven mayor himself."
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"That's a great idea. I'm actually"
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"There is a vote coming up in the state Senate"
Veep (2012)
"- regarding pesticide regulations. - That's right."
Veep (2012)
"Do you know anything about pesticides?"
Veep (2012)
"Well, we've paid for seven studies"
Veep (2012)
"- Seven? Wow. - Yeah, seven. Lucky sevens."
Veep (2012)
"That's good enough for me. Can't argue with science."
Veep (2012)
"I'm gonna get some drinks."
Veep (2012)
"You guys stay here, talk, get to know each other."
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"You know what I want, right, Dan? What do you want, Mayor?"
Veep (2012)
"I want to read those reports."
Veep (2012)
"- Mmm. - Did, uh, did we...?"
Veep (2012)
"You brought a woman into my clinic"
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"to have her pregnancy terminated."
Veep (2012)
"Could you be a little more specific?"
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"Hey, can I buy ya a drink?"
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"KEMI (ON TV): This is insane!"
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"My husband has never done an illegal thing in his life..."
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"In his entire life!"
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"(reporters clamoring)"
Veep (2012)
"When women fall apart, they really fuckin' fall apart!"
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"Did you take the coconut out of my muesli"
Veep (2012)
"And you know what you need to do?"
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"You need to use tweezers this time"
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"I'm sorry."
Veep (2012)
"- But thank you. - What?"
Veep (2012)
"- Good evening, Lee. Got your message. - OK, yeah."
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"Hearing you say that really takes me back."
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"OK. Out."
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"Are you really trying to cut a fucking deal here?"
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"do you understand this could cost me the presidency, Andrew?"
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"- I had no choice. - Oh, that's what you said"
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"about Catherine's freshman year roommate."
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"She had done a gap year abroad. She was not a true freshman."
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"And now..."
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"I'm hearing about you and the Chinese?"
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"That's funny, you're the third person"
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"Actually, you. Your name is all over..."
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"I should have really married that gay guy my mother liked."
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"and they wanted the investment expertise"
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"of the former president's disbarred ex-husband."
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"No big deal."
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"And we cleaned a teeny-tiny bit of money"
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"through the Meyer Fund... Low nine figures."
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"And that faith-based thing was a godsend."
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"I know him as Luther. We met in Macao at the shark fights."
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"Yes!"
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"Honestly, I don't think people are gonna buy"
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"is gonna be able to pull off some sort of multimillion-dollar fraud."
Veep (2012)
"- Come on. - Well, it, uh..."
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"it would absolutely destroy Catherine, but, um..."
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"Marjorie?"
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"That's kinda perfect."
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"Yeah. Wall-to-wall crinkum-crankum."
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"- JONAH: I'm not touching you. - AMY: Oh, OK."
Veep (2012)
"Jonah, we still need a copy of your birth certificate"
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"and the New Hampshire Vital Records office cannot find it, so..."
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"Oh, yeah. No, that makes sense, I was born in Toronto."
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"I don't know, just cancel the press conference."
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"Absolutely not!"
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"all of this talk about Selina's age must be making her?"
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"We are turning the screws"
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"on that miserable, poultry-necked hag..."
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"- (squeals) - Jesus, Amy."
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"Ugh. Do women have those?"
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"That's what I've been telling you."
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"All right, fine. I'll call my mom."
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"Thank you."
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"just because she's probably still pretty sore from last night"
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"- when I was all up in that... - ♪ Puss-ay-ay-yay ♪"
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"♪ In that puss-ay-ay-yay ♪"
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"What are you gonna do about it?"
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