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Clips from Veep (2012) - Super Tuesday (S07E07)

"- Right? - I wish you hadn't told me that."
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"I wouldn't... unless I have to."
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"Well, this has been a dry fuck on a sandy beach."
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"It's always a pleasure to see you as well."
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"Sure. OK, well, listen,"
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"will you tell Andrew that I'm gonna be in New York on Friday?"
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"So he can just come and talk to me directly."
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"I can't advise my client to do that, but I might."
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"I could go to jail."
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"I don't look good in jumpsuits."
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"I mean, I do, but I don't. Ya know."
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"Ma'am, we've got incoming."
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"I've got a buddy at WaPo who's working on a story about South Carolina"
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"and possible foreign election interference."
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"call it the Washington Post like a non-asshole,"
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"and I don't know anything about foreign interference,"
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"and stop staring at me like I'm some sort of"
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"teenage runaway that you just strangled."
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"and now this Washington Post Chinese thing?"
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"I mean, my God,"
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"this is like having two different Senators"
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"during a Supreme Court confirmation."
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"Without going into any legally incriminating detail, ma'am,"
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"how deep are you?"
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"Keith Quinn is working with the Chinese."
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"Wait, so Quinn is the in-house Chinese asset?"
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"- I thought it was Kent. - I assumed it was you."
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"What's our play moving forward here?"
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"You need to get rid of that Chinese money, ma'am."
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"Gary?"
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"Copy that. Mike it is."
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"- Faith-based. - Mm-hmm. On religious shit."
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"- ASAP. - I don't know how to do that."
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"I don't even know how it got there."
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"Just give it to one of those gay-converting Baptist colleges"
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"to fund a statue of a gold-plated Jesus"
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"- fucking a triceratops. - Wow."
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"Don't say his name."
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"Now that Florida has moved its primary to Super Tuesday,"
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"we are going to stay here and focus all of our efforts."
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"No, I told Beth that we could go to Arkansas"
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"Your particular brand of crazy is polling very high here in Florida,"
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"Those are my peeps."
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"a brand-new fundraising initiative:"
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"Next month, donate $38"
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"for Jonah Ryan's 38th birthday."
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"Thirty-eight dollars? That's like a shitty gift"
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"If Selina Meyer did this,"
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"she'd get, like, a thousand dollars"
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"because she's, like, a thousand years old."
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"Selina would kill to be 38."
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"Holy shit, Bruckheimer, when you get an abortion,"
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"you're supposed to leave the mangled fetus at the clinic,"
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"not staple it to the skeleton of a gay condor"
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"- Well, hello, darlin'. - Hi."
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"What Saudi prince's rape dungeon"
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"did you finger-trowel your way out of?"
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"All right, anyway, I have the pleasure of informing you,"
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"Congressman Slender Man..."
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"- Mm-mm. - AMY: Nope, beat you to it."
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"Oh, shit. All right."
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"Our government has assigned you"
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"your very own Secret Service detail."
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"- Whoa, what? - Special Agent Youngblood!"
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"Youngblood? Oh, that's my favorite Rob Lowe movie."
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"Congressman Ryan, it's an honor."
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"Oh, yeah! This is like looking in a mirror."
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"- Yeah, a hot mirror. - I'll be right outside, sir."
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"Chances are you're still likely to get assassinated,"
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"but the killer, may God guide his hand,"
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"will just have to work a little harder."
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"Hey, can I get some of that body armor?"
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"Sincerest congratulations on all your life choices, Amy."
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"down the shower wall this evening. We gotta go."
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"- Which is? - Rerouting my urethra"
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"to behind my balls so that I have to sit to pee like a real girl."
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"- (cackling) - Goodbye, Amy, Jonah."
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"- JONAH: Bye, Will. - Very nice to meet you, Mrs. Ryan."
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"- (overlapping chatter) - Sit your hawk asses down!"
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"I'm gonna pick one of you minimum wage media monkeys"
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"- Because President Meyer fired you? - All right, look, Richard,"
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"we have an incredible opportunity here."
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"Except for the 7-Eleven truthers."
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"They say that no Jewish people were working in the store that day,"
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"but there's no Jewish people in Lurlene, so..."
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"- Sure. - Ah, Dan, there's no easy way"
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"to say this, but, uh, given your reputation,"
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"there's no dipping your quill in the company ink."
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"- Copy that. - I mean sex."
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"- Got it. - By that, I mean Willa."
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"if I didn't ask the question"
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"Is that a new hairstyle?"
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"Which is not a question, actually."
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"Well, what we really should be talking about"
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"and the longstanding accusations against him."
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"- Oh. Well, let's go with that one. - GARY: Mm-hmm."
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"- That sounds juicy. - Plus his tax evasion."
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"Wait, Senator Talbot's husband is cheating on his taxes?"
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"Well, that's what people are saying."
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"I mean, Why isn't the press covering this?"
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"Are they biased against you?"
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"Well, you said it, not me, but I also say it."
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"It's really a treat for me to come on a show"
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"that's fair and impartial."
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"- (chuckles) When does this air? - Well, it's streaming now."
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"Oh, I see. And what time will that be?"
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"to the anti-vaccination movement."
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"Yeah, why go to the doctor and get a shot"
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"because it causes autism,"
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"Yeah, and when I was a kid,"
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"- Rick, there's a gun in the front row. - What? Jonah?"
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"- Ha ha ha ha! Made you look! - PA: Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"- Jonah Ryan! - How you doin', Clearwater!"
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"Right. If I could digress from my prepared remarks..."
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"How would anyone know?"
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"...I want to talk about my opponent,"
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"(mocking tone) President Selina Meyer."
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"that she's been, like, 55 years old forever?"
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"I mean, how old are you really, Selina Meyer, huh?"
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"- CROWD: Yeah! - When are you from?"
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