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Clips from The Simpsons - Mountain of Madness (S08E08)

"for the Mountain Music Festival, March 14-18."
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"- Mom, Dad and Mr. Burns could be trapped in there! - [Gasps]"
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"[Thinking] I'm trapped with a madman."
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"Look at him staring into me..."
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"[Homer Thinking] Mmm. Look at his eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me!"
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"[Mr. Burns Thinking] I know what he's up to. He's thinking of killing me..."
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"then riding my carcass down the mountain to safety."
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"Well, he can't kill me if I kill him first!"
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"You and what army?"
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"Uh, political powers!"
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"Oh, God! My head."
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"- Homer! - Burnsie!"
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"[Both Yelling]"
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"Okay, search party, before we set out..."
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"Okay, everybody, put on your corpse-handling gloves."
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"Look! What's that?"
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"[Both Yelling]"
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"- It's them, all right. - We're over here, Homie!"
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"Oh. Something's wrong with its brakes. Gangway!"
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"- Marge, kids. - [Voices Overlapping]"
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"[Clears Throat] Have you people forgotten our little competition?"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"- You're fired, Lenny. - Aw, nuts!"
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"- So, how did we do? - [Ticking]"
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"- It's a new record, sir. - Outstanding."
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"Well, perhaps all of this has been worthwhile."
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"- Did you all learn about teamwork? - [All] Yes."
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"Excellent. In that case, no one will be fired after all."
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"- [Thud] - Aw, nuts!"
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"Well, Simpson, I must say..."
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"once you've been through something like that with a person..."
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"you never want to see that person again."
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"You said it, ya weirdo!"
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"and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
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"Well, uh, see ya."
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"to a cabin hidden somewhere on this mountain."
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"with sandwiches and moderately priced champagne."
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"Hey, this sounds like fun."
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"Oh!"
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"Okay. But when you start getting apple-cheeked, it's time to come in."
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"it's your duty as an American to do it."
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"Why should the race always be to the swift?"
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"- Let me down here. - Sorry. There's no way off till we get to the top."
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"Um, do you know how to weld?"
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"- More champagne? - [Chuckles]"
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"You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know."
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"who doesn't enjoy a good sit?"
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"The only hard part is getting up."
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"Like, maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us..."
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"- We made it, old friend! - We sure did."
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"- Huzzah! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"[Both Yelling]"
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"think..."
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"- So what? - Sew buttons!"
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"Fine. Good. I don't care anymore. I'm the last one here."
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"filling my mind with paranoid thoughts."
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"- [Gasps] - It's showtime!"
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"[Grunting] Give me- Let go off that-"
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"- [Grunting] - [Gasps]"
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"Kids, your father's gonna be just fine."
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"We've got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain."
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"Did you hear that, Lise? Dad's gonna be just fine."
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"But I think we have to go on the retreat anyway."
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"Perhaps we should let John Muir tell the tale."
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"Well, I won't lie to you, ma'am. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil."
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"If this is a ranger station, we must be in the wrong place."
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"[Clink Echoing]"
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"- Go! - [All Shouting]"
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"Last one in the cabin is fired."
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"will receive an hilarious "World's Worst Employee" trophy."
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"Uh- Uh- Hmm."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Huh?"
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"I propose we travel by... horseless sleigh."
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"Uh, "Meltdown Alert"? "Mad Dog Drill"?"
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"No, no! What am I thinking? Burns and Teammate."
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"Huh?"
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"All right. Popcorn's ready."
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"Well, there's only one name left."
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"- No. After 12. - [Groans]"
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"D'oh!"
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"to learn about teamwork..."
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"Hey, maybe there is no cabin."
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"I don't see one. Unless-"
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"No, sir, I am not."
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"about so-called cheating."
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"Yes, well, I'm older than you."
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"They're just snowmen, Mr. Burns."
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"That old goat can't fire me."
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"There isn't any food in any of these trees."
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"We could build snowmen."
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"Ah! We need some excitement around here."
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"- Chinese checkers or domestic, sir? - No, no."
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"- [Wind Howling] - Well, here we are."
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"Aimee and Drucker."
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"[Grunts] One moment."
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"How could you do this to me, Mr. Burns, after all I've done for you?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. It hasn't been a good day."
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"- We'll help you. - I have a watch with a minute hand."
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"That worked so well."
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"[Chuckling] Why get up?"
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"Let's dig. That's right. Dig some more."
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"Why, this fellow is less a snowman than a god!"
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"Well, we've managed to stave off cabin fever for a few hours."
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"And then, baf, comes the knock on the head, and we're down!"
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"The only other cabin is right over... there."
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"I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"Simpson and... Burns?"
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"[Engine Sputters Out]"
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"Ready, Mr. Burns?"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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