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Clips from The Simpsons - Mountain of Madness (S08E08)

"Budget cutbacks have forced us to eliminate anything the least bit entertaining."
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"The routes are treacherous, so use your maps."
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"[Applause]"
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"Now, as an added incentive..."
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"the second-to-last team to arrive at the cabin..."
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"Who knows? I might be the unlucky one who gets fired."
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"- I've placed all your names in this hat. - Ooh!"
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"Aw, nuts! I mean, um- Aw, nuts!"
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"Kimball and Dawson."
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"[Thinking] Quiet, you fool!"
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"You're on the one team that can't possibly be fired."
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"- Oh. - Sir, this can't be right."
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"You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates."
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"Why do we always fight on vacation?"
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"And that person is... Waylon Smithers. Perfect. That's just perfect!"
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"Prepare for the adventure of a lifetime..."
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"To your marks! Get set!"
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"Only who can prevent forest fires?"
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"You pressed "You," referring to me."
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"That is incorrect. The correct answer is you."
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"Why, if you were here, I'd kick you right in your bony old behind!"
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"Bony old behind! Bony old behind!"
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"Why, thank you, Simpson. I have been watching my figure."
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"[Sinister Laughter]"
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"Lise! Lise! Come here! I found two snowflakes that are exactly alike!"
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"Really? Let me see!"
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"- Oops. Sorry. - Hi, Mr. Smithers."
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"Oh, great. It's the Bobbsey Twins. Well, take your prying eyes elsewhere!"
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"If I don't get to the top of the mountain real soon, I could get fired."
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"All right, you can come. What time is it?"
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"12:80. No, wait."
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"Tell me, Simpson..."
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"if an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut..."
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"you wouldn't be averse to taking it, would you?"
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"- Yes. A lot of hysteria. - Mm-hmm."
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"If you can take advantage of a situation in some way..."
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"Or theJumble to the quick-witted?"
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"Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them?"
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"Mr. Burns, I insist that we cheat."
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"Excellent. And to do so..."
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"You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met."
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"Hello?"
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"[Man On Film] The story of our national parks begins in 1 (72."
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"Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children."
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"- Have you checked the woods? - No."
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"Hmm. Follow me."
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"an eagle-eye view of the area directly beneath the chairlift."
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"[Groaning] All right, kids!"
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"We'll meet you at the top! Just be careful!"
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"I'm actually a little more concerned about us."
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"We have several hours before the others arrive. What say we get comfy?"
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"Now we have electricity. This propane tank will supply us with heat."
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"[Bart] Is there maple syrup in this one?"
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"Hey, I'm not gonna get fired. Is there any gold in this mountain?"
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"- It doesn't matter! - I'll check."
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"Mr. Smithers! Mr Smithers! I found another hurt shrew."
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"- I think this one has a twisted ankle. - [Sighs] Twisted-"
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"Aren't there any healthy animals in this forest?"
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"Well, I don't suppose the others will mind us starting the party early..."
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"Homie, old boy."
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"But I'd trade it all for a little more."
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"Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler."
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"From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant..."
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"- Did you ever sit like this? - Yes, yes, that's it."
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"Oh, I could go for one of those right now."
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"Ah!"
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"Here's a little move I've been tinkering with."
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"- Why, you'd have to get up! - Oh?"
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"Sir, I am in your debt."
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"Use it wisely, my friend."
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"- [Rumbling] - [Both Gasping]"
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"- Hey, did you hear something? - No."
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"- Hmm. Did I? - I don't know!"
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"You got it, buddy."
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"Oh."
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"Isn't there any way out of here?"
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"There must be some way to contact the outside world."
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"Ah! The telegraph!"
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"- S.0.S. - [Beeping]"
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"Avalanche."
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"Send help."
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"[Beeping]"
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"According to the map, the cabin should be right here."
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"[Straining]"
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"Oh!"
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"Simpson, I have a confession."
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"I'm not quite the tunnel-digger I made myself out to be."
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"- You can supervise me. - All right, good."
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"Oh, we make quite a duo. Burns and Associate."
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"What happened?"
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"We should be careful..."
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"not to speak..."
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"absolutely..."
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"Shh."
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"You're causing..."
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"more avalanches."
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"I..."
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"they've..."
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"stopped."
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"Let's go."
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"Oh! Those last three avalanches were your fault, Simpson."
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"There's not another place for miles."
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"- Well, we made it here first, all thanks to teamwork. - Yeah, my teamwork."
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"It could be days before they find us."
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"Mmm. No books, no radio, no board games."
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"[Gasps] A Bazooka Joe comic."
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"Mr. Smithers! Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!"
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"- You kids cost me my job. - You ain't last, Mr. Smithers."
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"[Sighs] Thank goodness."
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"Yeah, Burnsie and Homer never made it."
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"- Mr. Burns is still out there? - What about our dad?"
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"Ah! 206 bones..."
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"50 miles of small intestine, full, pouting lips."
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"l- I think we should dress the snowmen."
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"Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch- to watch for a moment of weakness."
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"- What do we do? - Oh, wouldn't you like to know?"
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"This is a lookout post. Where is Ranger McFadden?"
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"Well, I was just happy to see so many nice people."
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"Quiet, you drunk. Where's Ranger McFadden?"
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"- Huh. - [Whistles]"
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