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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Zazzy Substitution (S04E04)

"A central African power block is formed colonizing North Africa and Europe."
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"Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs."
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"In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument..."
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"- Tuned bayonets. - Defend."
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"In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver..."
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"Leonard, be serious. We're playing a game here."
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"Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish."
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"- What? - In a world ruled by a giant beaver..."
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"We'll close our eyes and count to ten while you hide."
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"This guy's working from a hypothesis where..."
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"If I don't have to boom-boom."
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"Toilet's sounding pretty good now, huh?"
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"Hey, look, it's Shamy."
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"...but there's no touching..."
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"Despite their tendency to build Death Stars..."
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"...I've always been more of an Empire man."
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"- Yeah, not my point. - I know what your point is."
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"You're intimidated by Amy's intellect. To that, I say buck up."
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"...I suffered in silence as your female companion..."
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"...against her calloused feet in our living room..."
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"...and night after night of uninformative TV documentaries..."
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"Real... Silence?"
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"Philadelphia."
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"Okay, now I get it."
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"Penny, dear, why don't you shoot another Silver Bullet my way."
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"I thought you were gonna talk to Sheldon?"
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"- Kind of, sort of, had to? - Well, I didn't agree with him."
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"...a box of Slim Jims and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks."
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"I was homesick."
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"Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist like Babinski..."
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"That means it's better than his research, and by extension, of course, yours."
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"...and was conclusively revealed as hogwash..."
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"The motion carries."
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"Can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypotheses."
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"She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend."
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"You should lend him your copy of Bombay Badonkadonks."
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"Oh, ho, ho."
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"I know about trying to replace someone with other stuff."
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"...not something you kids whipped up in a lab?"
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"- No, she's real. - Did they sin?"
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"...but I think we can both agree it's creepy."
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"Now, the reason I called Amy over..."
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"That's a peculiar conclusion."
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"Well, whether you see it or not is irrelevant."
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"...80 percent of our difficulties were caused by you."
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"Now, don't you move, I'll bring over all the food."
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"Next."
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"All right. I'm ready for my next question."
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"In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets..."
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"...who wins the Second World War?"
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"- Uganda. - Defend."
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"Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses."
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"When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino."
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"Correct. My turn."
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"...on what does Scott Joplin play the "Maple Leaf Rag.""
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"- Isn't it obvious? - You're right, my apologies."
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"What the hell are you guys playing?"
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"It's a game we invented. It's called Counterfactuals."
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"We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours in one aspect..."
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"...then pose questions to each other. - It's fun for ages 8 to 80. Join us."
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"All right. I like a good brainteaser. I'll give it a whirl."
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"You're in luck. This is an easy one."
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"...what food is no longer consumed."
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"Uh..."
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"A BLT where the B stands for beaver? I don't know."
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"Ahem, I can figure this out. Let's see."
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"Um..."
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"Well, beavers eat tree bark."
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"The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon."
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"- So I'll say cinnamon. - Incorrect."
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"...mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord."
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"The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded, thousands die..."
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"...devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry."
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"How does one miss that?"
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"This is ridiculous. You're just making stuff up."
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"Is he always like this when he loses?"
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"Oh, yes. You should have been here for the great Jenga tantrum of 2008."
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"You bumped the table and you know it."
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"Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities."
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"Very good, Leonard. But next time, don't tell us where you're hiding."
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"See the paper in The American Physics Journal on supersolids?"
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"- Spoiler alert, spoiler alert. - What?"
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"Don't ruin it for me, man. I printed out a PDF to read on the potty."
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"On the potty? What are you, 5?"
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"- It's a potty. What do you call it? - Toilet."
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"A little vulgar for the dinner table, don't you think?"
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"Oh, and potty is okay?"
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"Potty is innocent. Potty is adorable."
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"What do you do in the potty, wee-wee?"
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"Greetings."
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"- Uh, you all remember Amy Farrah Fowler. - Sure, hi."
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"- Hello. - Sorry we're late."
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"I must take responsibility. I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies."
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"- Ah! - Okay."
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"I believe she's experiencing her menses."
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"- ...I wear them all the time. - Okay."
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"- Shamy? - A juvenile amalgamation of our names."
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"Sheldon, Amy. Shamy."
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"Oh."
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"I don't like that. Don't do that."
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"Heh. Alrighty. What's new?"
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"Recently, I learned that you refer to us as Shamy and I don't like that."
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"I got it. But what I was going for was, you know, how's your life?"
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"Like everybody else's."
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"Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death."
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"Thank you for asking. Why is she not taking our order?"
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"I should have warned you."
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"One has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense..."
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"...before one can be fed here."
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"I assumed that an establishment called the Cheesecake Factory..."
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"...would function more efficiently."
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"It's how they lure you in. I believe it's called "bait and switch.""
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"Okay, I'm just gonna walk away because I don't wanna be here."
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"You're right, he's a festival of humdrum chitchat."
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"Okay, that's all I got. Howard, you're up."
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"- Um, tell us about your work, Amy. - I doubt you'd understand."
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"Sheldon tells me you only have a Master's degree."
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"Raj? Do you have any questions for Amy?"
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"I'm curious as to why we're not eating alone."
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"They can't function without me."
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