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Clips from The Simpsons - Blazed and Confused (S26E26)

"How was your first day at school, Bart?"
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"This new teacher I got gave me a haircut."
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"Teachers' union won the right in their last strike."
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"Bart should at least have gotten a balloon with it."
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"Certainly not me. Pass the gravy."
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"Labor Day is next weekend. There'll be nothing left."
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"Hey, there's always room at Buzzard's Roost."
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"Not you."
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"I don't know, Bart."
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"My wife is making sandwiches."
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"Oh, that's convenient."
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"children and all-consuming fires?"
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"in a ritual dating back to 1986."
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"I was trying to even it out."
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"Thanks, boy."
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"You drive hundreds of miles to shower and sleep"
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"in a place with no bathroom or beds."
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"Is that tea... adulterated?"
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"Aw."
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"I think Smitty's still inside."
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"No. This Ignis thing is the biggest deal of his life."
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"A little better, even."
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"I'm scared, Bart."
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"and I got one."
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"You got very lucky this time."
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"I already signed up for this place next year."
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"I gave my form and $200 cash to that dude."
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"You're not helping."
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"Beware the butterfly's sting."
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"your behavior was so egregious"
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"All right, lights out."
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"You hate him, too?"
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"We should team up. I can get you out of here."
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"D'oh!"
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"Wein-berg!"
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"Oh, I see you're left-handed."
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"In this example, I'm Zod."
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"When he opens the door..."
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"Oh, Marge, I can't stand it when you cry at dinner."
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"Marge,"
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"Get a picture of a restaurant check with no tip,"
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"D'oh!"
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"blazing boy."
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"With every fiber of what's left of my wretched soul."
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"You and your stupid makeup."
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"Sociopathic child haters who are only teachers"
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"Does he have OCD? OCD? OCD?"
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"I-I think I always knew that!"
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"That's against the terms and conditions."
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"You're starting to look like your dad."
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"I got you a place."
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"Get in the tent."
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"Excuse me, but Buzzard's Roost is a converted parking lot."
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"You know what you are."
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"I got a pretty solid ten minutes."
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"sets fire to the giant wooden Guy"
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"One that combines nudity, dust storms,"
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"A world of anarchic free expression."
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"We missed Halloween!"
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"Looks like I've got a prankster on my hands."
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"Abort prank!"
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"It's sticking."
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"Then you, my bro or brah,"
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"So, that concludes my evaluation."
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"Here's Lassen's profile."
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"So, any dirt on the new teacher?"
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"I guess what I'm trying to say is: Where's Maggie?"
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"Cars shaped like cupcakes!"
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"Not in the mood."
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"Looks like our blackboard has been defaced."
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"His nipples are asymmetrical."
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"Barbershop quintet?"
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"What the...?"
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"Oh."
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"What, uh..."
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"I'll take those."
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"Does that look like something I'd do?"
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"We got a new tent from a guy who just O.D.'d."
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"Haw-haw!"
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"an incredible camping trip,"
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"So if we go there with a camera"
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"No smoking."
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"A brass band."
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"should be of uniform length."
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"of the littlest thing? Poking through!"
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"I said pray!"
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"Hey, live wire. Come up here."
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"D'oh!"
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"trombone elephant."
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"What the...?"
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"and only the children suffer."
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"Behold your lemons!"
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"You mean Mr. Less-than?"
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"That's kind of scary,"
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"on your fat mama!"
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"Son, there was never a "C-L.""
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"two tours in middle school."
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"Why are you wearing your hat at dinner?"
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"And I've got a whole HBO special's worth"
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"Here's... Millie!"
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"Now we're gonna learn about electricity."
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"Milhouse, I'm gonna get back at Lassen."
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"I've created a fake Ms. Hoover profile."
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"kills all the campers?"
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"Hello? Hello? This is Homer Simpson."
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"You got to do it, man. He preys on the weak."
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"that only exists a few days a year?"
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"that this year's Ignis is Jack Lassen."
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"I've been saved from any consequences."
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"Dad, don't worry."
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"♪ Swing low, sweet chariot... ♪"
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"Have some calming tea."
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"Finally. A normal person."
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"Calypso Self-Knowledge."
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"doesn't seem so bad."
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"Hup, hup."
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"Enough."
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"Hmm."
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"These kids are gonna ruin the ceremony."
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"I mean Blazing Guy."
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