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Clips from The Simpsons - Blazed and Confused (S26E26)

"Sack-ett!"
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"That's mean!"
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"Mr. Lassen is here."
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"So, Mr. Lassen,"
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"seeing their precious darlings duct-taped to the wall."
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"That's where I got this scar."
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"What scar?"
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"Enjoy fourth grade."
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"I will not."
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"Anything to delay a spelling test."
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"school code says a student's hair"
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"Ay, caramba."
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"Terrible."
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"We're sorry."
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"Stop that, all of you."
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"I'm going to go to that school and talk to that teacher."
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"Marge, please don't say anything."
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"What camping trip?"
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"The one you booked for us at Owl Haven."
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"The one you have to reserve a year in advance."
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"Don't tell me you didn't reserve a campsite."
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"Parking lot!"
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"So trust me, I will come through for you, baby."
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"I want so much to believe you."
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"Lucky for you, I can take a joke."
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"Oh! Yippee! Fourth-grade "A"!"
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"Touch the generator."
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"Quiet, Smellson."
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"that every dragon has a chink in its armor."
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"It also taught us"
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"and attractive tax credits"
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"To find out Lassen's weakness,"
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"I hid a camera in the teachers' lounge."
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"We've all read the terms and conditions, Milhouse."
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"You know, alarm code 3679."
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"3679!"
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"So I hear you're getting back at Lassen."
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"I'll take that."
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"Tagged as Lassen?"
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"What's Blazing Guy?"
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"Helloha."
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"are dreaming of Blazing Guy."
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"On the last day,"
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"The Blazing Guy Council of Elders,"
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"to film Lassen humiliating himself,"
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"No."
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"Homer Simpson, I love you."
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"I'm home. I'm home."
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"No, no, no, don't blow me out, wise guy."
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"I'm not sure this campground is family-friendly."
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"We brought Cheerios for you."
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"Now, you know the wind does kick up here."
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"Hope you went three feet down with your tent stakes."
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"Hey, Marge."
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"So many musical choices."
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"The human kazoo."
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"There he is."
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"Kaboom, he's finished."
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"Mmm."
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"You don't count."
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"Maybe we should just give up on Lassen."
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"Hey, it grew back."
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"It's like someone ironed out"
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"Oh, you always save me,"
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"If Lassen can't light that thing, he'll be humiliated."
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"And I am never scared."
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"Homie, you promised me"
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"Help me, desert weirdos."
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"Form a human prison"
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"Wait, how many days?"
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"What the...?"
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"According to this file from Blazing Guy Secret Security,"
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"we can do something that we've never done before:"
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"fire a teacher."
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"Hand in your red pen."
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"Oh. Not gonna pass fingernail inspection tonight."
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"A place where my talents will be appreciated."
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"You, too, freak."
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"like a little pot-bellied salmon?"
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"No deal."
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"Shh!"
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"Ah, ah, ah."
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"I'd like to welcome all of the principals"
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"from the Springfield School District,"
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"including Skin-ner!"
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"And Gwendolyn Hertz-feld-Mastroantonio!"
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"where each of you gets to trade"
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"your worst teacher to another school."
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"The union's happy, the parents are placated,"
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"Chalmskinn."
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"because they got tenure after two short years."
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"Uh, first lemon:"
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"third grade teacher, Sticky-Fingers Stella."
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"Now, going to Springfield Elementary..."
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"God have mercy."
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"Seymour, your new teacher is..."
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"Everybody pray!"
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"This is a public school."
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"you began your career at Shelbyville Prep."
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"It seems that certain wealthy parents didn't like"
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"Mm-hmm. And then you entered the public system."
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"I don't know."
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"But in ten minutes, I'm gonna have him kneeling before Zod."
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"but it doesn't make me pee my pants."
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"Hello."
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"I'm Mr. Lassen."
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"So, a comedian, are you?"
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"and five minutes on your ugly buck teeth."
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"My mom can't afford to be fat-- she's an exotic dancer."
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"And in what exotic location does she dance?"
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"A Touch of Class."
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"But the "C-L" fell off."
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"Bart, this guy served"
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"You know, son,"
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"You want to talk about it? No."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Hmm? A haircut? Let me see."
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"No. Come on. Please?"
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"No, you'll laugh at me."
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"I won't laugh at you. Let's see."
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