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Clips from Family Guy - 3 Acts of God (S12E12)

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"When a black man finds a barber, it's for life."
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"Now's my chance to impress him."
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"Check this out."
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"No! No! No! I don't want to be promoted that way!"
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"You'll never play football again."
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"Okay, okay, shorthand lingo. I like it. I like it."
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"And is anyone ever going to blow a raspberry"
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"They're gonna put their cigarettes in their mouths and bump boobs."
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"No, you got no class!"
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"Come on, Miyagi, take that karate outside!"
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"all the Patriots have to do is kneel down with the ball,"
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"and the game is... Oh, my God, it's a fumble!"
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"Yeah, like that one where I walked into the bank,"
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"Better wake myself up."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Don't you think I tried that? That's the first thing I did!"
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"How does it feel to beat the Patriots?"
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"the other team always thanks God?"
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"Let's do this!"
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"Ugh. What a night."
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"Uh, I don't think so."
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"Yeah, we got to do this."
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"Athena's the goddess of wisdom. Poseidon is the god of the sea."
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"All right, what better place to find God"
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"Oh, God, it's so hot out."
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"Ailments!"
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"Oh, oh!"
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"Ah, India, the most spiritual country in the world."
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"- Yeah. Then we hit the tables. - I'm already down 30 bucks."
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"- And then the strip club. - Guys, we have a 7:00 a.m. tee time."
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"Oh, yeah, you're like this forever."
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"Well, we don't provide towels, you have to bring your own."
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"Strike two!"
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"many of them still on Zenith or Sylvania television sets."
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"Get over here, little man. This flight is cleared for liftoff."
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"- Who's flying? - Whee."
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"Who's Daddy's little jet?"
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"And now we wait."
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"Oh, guys, I guess we failed."
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"- Huh. - What was that?"
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"You can't touch him, especially on the head."
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"Sorry about that. Well, uh, again, thanks."
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"Hey, Brian, toss me a cold one!"
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"Peter, I don't want you drinking too much. You're driving us all home."
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"Lois, I know how many beers I can drink and still be able to drive."
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"I figured it out."
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"Seven."
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"Six."
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"Hey, Cleveland, what are you doing back in town?"
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"Just back up here for my monthly haircut."
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"Oh, my God, there's the CEO of my company!"
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"Hey, Mr. Carlisle!"
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"That's what I can do for the company."
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"Really? Can you do other things for the company?"
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"I want to be promoted the shooting-hawks-with-a-crossbow way."
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""The NFL experience." That sounds cool."
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"Kid, you're the best."
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"Sign with me, and you're gonna make millions."
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"- Griffin, get out there! - Ow!"
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"- It's his knee. - Doc?"
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"Now I have headaches. I'm gonna save my brain for science."
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"Come on, guys. It's game time."
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"Yeah! Patriots!"
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"All right! This is the greatest Sunday tradition ever."
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"Except for getting all my cutaway gags ready for the week."
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"Okay, my-great-uncle-wears a-ski-hat-all-the-time Griffin"
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"will be followed by Nick Nolte's handkerchief,"
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"followed by Japanese Abe Lincoln, and then monkey rabbi."
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"Hey, where's the monkey rabbi?"
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"Here's your Torah. You be here on Tuesday at 9:00."
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"Check in with Shirley."
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"You gonna need me this week?"
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"Ah, maybe. Maybe, Friday. Uh, now, where are the gays?"
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"- Over here. - No, no, no, the really cartoony gays?"
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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"There you are. We're gonna need you guys all week."
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"- Okay, Brian, so what are the rules? - What?"
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"Rules? What are the rules? How do you make points?"
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"Come on, we're here. Just give me the cliff notes version."
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"Like who's the guy with the football ball?"
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"It's just called a football."
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"Now, I see some elements of red rover with a little bit of spud mixed in."
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"Oh, now their wives are getting into it."
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"You got no class, you bitch!"
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"And now here comes security to kick out the wrong person."
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"With a five-point lead and only 10 seconds left,"
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"- It's picked up by the Bills..."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"This whole season's been one long bad dream."
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"and I ain't got no clothes on."
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"Sir, what are you doing? You have no clothes on."
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"Ah, must be having one of those dreams again."
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"Well, time to apply for this small business loan."
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"We now return to Turner Classic Movies' presentation"
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"of John Wayne's final western, Big Bill Doyle."
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"Big Bill, two men got off the 2:40 from Amarillo."
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"Saddle my horse."
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"John Wayne only ate beef and coffee for every meal,"
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"so the director had to shoot around the fact that he was on the toilet all the time."
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"Reach for the sky, pilgrims."
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"Big Bill Doyle!"
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"That's right."
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"And I just made a Big Bill coil."
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"Damn it, I'm so angry the stupid Pats lost."
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"And to Buffalo! Buffalo's got everything."
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"They don't need a win like this."
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"You know, I am gonna channel this anger into something useful."
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"Like trying to get sand out of my backpack."
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"It's been four years since I went to the beach!"
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"Try turning it inside out."
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"We now return to the Fox NFL post-game show."
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"I'm here with CJ Spiller."
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"CJ, you ran for 200 yards today."
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"How did you manage that against the Patriots' defense?"
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"Well, we just gelled as a team today,"
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"and was fortunate to come away with the win."
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"All thanks and praise goes to God. He really won this one for us."
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"Mario Williams, you scored the winning touchdown."
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