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Clips from Family Guy - Brian Griffin's House of Payne (S08E08)

"But the real victory is just having a show make it to TV."
Family Guy
"We almost don't even need to watch."
Family Guy
"What is the cast of Two and a Half Men doing here?"
Family Guy
"Well, you're always saying our show sucks. Let's see yours."
Family Guy
"Come on, Peter. Come on, kids. The show's about to start."
Family Guy
"I'm coming. I was just getting Stewie."
Family Guy
"Say hello to everyone, Stewie."
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"- Aw. - Aw, ha, ha."
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"What a pain in my class."
Family Guy
"It, uh... It gets better after the fir... What smells like head?"
Family Guy
"Well, Dad, I owe you an apology."
Family Guy
"You said you'd win that talent show and you did."
Family Guy
"Now everyone's doing the Charleston."
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"- Mr. Nubbins? - Mr. Nubbins?"
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"Well, if you can't beat them:"
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"Not the worst thing in the world, right?"
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"So, really, everybody, what did you think?"
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"- You wanna know what I think? - Well, yeah."
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"- You son of a bitch. It's a travesty. - Oh, my God, Joe."
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"- And I will kill you! - Stop it."
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"- Come on, Joe. - Come on. Get him out of here."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm sure you're disappointed, Lois, but it wasn't my fault."
Family Guy
"There were so many people interfering, of course it's bad."
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"I'm disappointed because you sold out."
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"You had something really special there."
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"You had a vision, you let them change it because you didn't believe in yourself."
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"People want something more real, more grounded."
Family Guy
"That's exactly what I think too."
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"Byron wants to do right by his daughter."
Family Guy
"I think that everyone can relate to that. That's what America wants to see."
Family Guy
"The simple love within a family that conquers all and makes life worth living."
Family Guy
"What if I'm a cop and the chimp is my reincarnated partner?"
Family Guy
"- Yes. - That's perfect."
Family Guy
"And maybe the monkey is also my roommate."
Family Guy
"And whenever I come home at night and I walk in that door..."
Family Guy
"what do you think I slip on?"
Family Guy
"- Monkey stool. - Ha-ha-ha."
Family Guy
"- Terrific. - That's exactly what would happen."
Family Guy
"I'm not doing this."
Family Guy
"- What do you mean you're not doing it? - I'm drawing the line."
Family Guy
"I wrote a script that really meant a lot to me."
Family Guy
"You guys took it and turned it into something cheap and ridiculous."
Family Guy
"Do you guys have a studio lawyer or something?"
Family Guy
"He's not waking up."
Family Guy
"We got to take these bandages off, see what we're dealing with here."
Family Guy
"Oh, crap. You smell that? That's brain smell."
Family Guy
"Okay. I don't care what you say."
Family Guy
"- I'm taking him to the hospital. - No, no. I got one last plan, Meg."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Stewie."
Family Guy
"Oh, God, what have I done?"
Family Guy
"- Peter. Peter, we have to cover this up. - Yeah, but... What?"
Family Guy
"Put a hat on him to cover the wound. Let's get some makeup..."
Family Guy
"and draw eyeballs on his eyelids, find a way to pin this on someone else."
Family Guy
"I love you so much right now. Let's go to the hospital."
Family Guy
"You went there, stood up for what you believed in."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Now I don't have a TV show anymore."
Family Guy
"You made the right choice for your own integrity and that's what matters."
Family Guy
"Hey, at least I got something on the air."
Family Guy
"- I mean, not everyone can say that. - Ahem."
Family Guy
"We now return to Big Jaws."
Family Guy
"Aah! Stop eating our boat, Jaws."
Family Guy
"Grr! I'm gonna eat your boat. Then I'm gonna eat you guys."
Family Guy
"- Oh, my God, what's that? - It's Bigger Jaws."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Now we have a common enemy. We have to work together."
Family Guy
"Hey, I just found out it's November."
Family Guy
"What the fuck happened?"
Family Guy
"You know, Rupert, I miss the Earth so much."
Family Guy
"Uh-oh, Rupert, our main blasters are gone."
Family Guy
"Except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws..."
Family Guy
"they look around, there's an even bigger Jaws."
Family Guy
"I don't even remember if it's any good or not."
Family Guy
"You might actually... You might like this."
Family Guy
"All right, damn it."
Family Guy
"Oh, fuck, there it is."
Family Guy
"- I don't... - Here's a pen."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's okay. I don't mind."
Family Guy
"- We love it. - Ah, ha!"
Family Guy
"Well, I'm off to buy imaginary groceries."
Family Guy
"I felt like Hitler just then."
Family Guy
"Gee, I don't know, Jeremy. Are you?"
Family Guy
"Oh, sure. I'll take care of that."
Family Guy
"I think we should cut him up and flush him down the toilet."
Family Guy
"Look at my little cowboy."
Family Guy
"What do you say we get this casting session started?"
Family Guy
"Elijah."
Family Guy
"we do have one more guy."
Family Guy
"- Oh, no, he didn't. - I do, though. I have it memorized."
Family Guy
"- Ha-ha-ha! - Oh, there he is."
Family Guy
"Hey, and guess what? I discovered a new element."
Family Guy
"Okay, did everyone else feel that?"
Family Guy
"I know. I know. But what if he wasn't?"
Family Guy
"- Who is this? Where'd you get this girl? - By the way, I need a chimp sidekick."
Family Guy
"Meg, this is a list of hats. I need these by 4:00."
Family Guy
"Good idea. One of those hats would have helped him at the park."
Family Guy
"Yeah. It didn't make a lot of sense now that he lives on Boner Street."
Family Guy
"Hillary?"
Family Guy
"You're in college?"
Family Guy
"All right. Got the little guy up from his nap."
Family Guy
"There was a man"
Family Guy
"- Okay, okay. All right. All right. - Okay, careful. Careful, Peter."
Family Guy
"If we can get one good shot at it..."
Family Guy
"You know what would be great for a TV show?"
Family Guy
"Hey, how's the food, Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Look, since we're playing with house money..."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's up, douche bags? I'm here to audition for this stupid pilot."
Family Guy
"A father and a daughter both in college together?"
Family Guy
"Okay, good. So we all felt it."
Family Guy
"I don't want this guy near this show."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"I'm not following your logic. Why are you talking different?"
Family Guy
"- Okay. Thank you, Brian. - Know what I'll do to make it easier?"
Family Guy
"After spending the last 18 hours on the Internet and in libraries..."
Family Guy
"You know, you've spun gold into these pages."
Family Guy
"They wanna pick up Class Holes! For 22 episodes."
Family Guy
"From the first time I read that script, I just knew it was gonna make it on TV."
Family Guy
"Nah, I got it memorized, just like your wife's phone number."
Family Guy
"- How are you doing? - So should I just jump into this?"
Family Guy
"Anything I can do to make your life a little easier."
Family Guy
"Strap yourself in. No matter what happens..."
Family Guy
"Wow, look at all the old stuff down here. Hello. What's this?"
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