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Clips from Family Guy - Brian Griffin's House of Payne (S08E08)

"Come on!"
Family Guy
"Why is it taking her so long to read that thing?"
Family Guy
"It was enchanting."
Family Guy
"This Brian Griffin?"
Family Guy
"I've never met this Brian Griffin. I would have told you last night..."
Family Guy
"but I was 100 percent sure you ripped it off."
Family Guy
"And I think he could help you get this on TV."
Family Guy
"Well, that's amazing, Lois. Thank you."
Family Guy
"Oh, I am very proud of you."
Family Guy
"Wow, Brian, you must feel like Hitler did after he wrote Mein Kampf."
Family Guy
"- Well, we read it and we don't like it. - Ugh."
Family Guy
"- Ah! Ah, ha. - Ha, ha. You got me."
Family Guy
"I could have killed you, Mr. Weinberg."
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"but the headaches are getting worse.""
Family Guy
"You idiot. This is your fault."
Family Guy
"My fault? You were the one chasing me."
Family Guy
"Kids, breakfast."
Family Guy
"What? Nobody here's Jewish, right?"
Family Guy
"Uh, gee, I don't know."
Family Guy
"Are you Jewish, Gordon?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian. We're both Italian. Ha-ha-ha!"
Family Guy
"- You're in. - Unh!"
Family Guy
"That was a good one. That was a good one."
Family Guy
"- Is Stewie in here? - Yeah. Yes."
Family Guy
"Can you give him to me? Time for his dinner."
Family Guy
"- Are you, uh, running off to your job? - Oh."
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"- Yeah. - We'll bring him down, Mom."
Family Guy
"All right, we gotta take him down to dinner. I think he's okay to travel."
Family Guy
"We're not gonna, but at this point..."
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"Oh, not too much chicken for me, Lois."
Family Guy
"I've gotta save my appetite for all that studio commissary food tomorrow."
Family Guy
"enjoying their retirement years."
Family Guy
"You'd call it Those Lazy Niekros."
Family Guy
"Kids, what is taking so long? Dinner's ready."
Family Guy
"Come on, Stewie. Up in your highchair."
Family Guy
"Yup, he's really chowing down."
Family Guy
"Blimey, it's right delicious, I do declare. Wocka-wocka."
Family Guy
"It's a tough role. I mean, Byron is a 25-year-old single father..."
Family Guy
"and sophistication, while at the same time, retaining youthful idealism."
Family Guy
"Know who would be good? Big Jaws."
Family Guy
"In my mind, there's only one actor who could do this role."
Family Guy
"- Elijah Wood. - Oh, Elijah Wood."
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"I've got a little bit of a crush on him, I have."
Family Guy
"Oh, look, Lois. Wishbone."
Family Guy
"Okay, ready? One, two, three."
Family Guy
"I hope you brought the magic wand you wrote this with."
Family Guy
"It's right here. Watch. I'll turn this beautiful princess into a toad."
Family Guy
"Oh, all right. I can tell this is gonna be a fun process."
Family Guy
"- Let's do it. - Yeah. All right."
Family Guy
"- Hi, everyone. - Hey, Elijah."
Family Guy
""I'm sorry, Byron. Missing the midterm is an automatic failure.""
Family Guy
"Go ahead, Professor Watkins. Fail me if you want."
Family Guy
"Give me an F on the exam."
Family Guy
"I don't care because I got an A today as a dad."
Family Guy
"So you know what? Keep your chromium and magnesium..."
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"because I discovered a more precious element."
Family Guy
"I discovered Dadmium."
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"Thanks, everybody."
Family Guy
"- I mean, come on, how great is he? - Wow."
Family Guy
"- He's amazing. That's our guy. - That's our Byron."
Family Guy
"- Great. We're good to go. - Absolutely."
Family Guy
"- Totally. - So we're done."
Family Guy
"so we're just playing the game. - Okay. So who?"
Family Guy
"James Woods?"
Family Guy
"He stalked my best friend, then he stole his identity."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. That's an episode."
Family Guy
"Brian, will you read him in?"
Family Guy
""I'm sorry, Byron."
Family Guy
"Missing the midterm is an automatic failure.""
Family Guy
"Hey, science face. I got an F for you."
Family Guy
"It stands for fuck you."
Family Guy
"I got some school bus seats to sniff."
Family Guy
"- I felt it. - Oh, I felt it too."
Family Guy
"I felt whatever the most senior executive felt."
Family Guy
"And on top of that, he's, like, 60. The character of Byron is 25 years old."
Family Guy
"- What? But he is. - N't."
Family Guy
"God, this is a nightmare. You weren't gonna mess with my show."
Family Guy
"It's a small change, Brian. You won't even notice it."
Family Guy
"This is Rob, our director."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian. Really looking forward to making your show."
Family Guy
"- What's with all those empty seats? - That's where the audience is gonna sit."
Family Guy
"Audience? This isn't a sitcom. It's a drama."
Family Guy
"It's not supposed to be funny."
Family Guy
"It's a serious drama about a father raising his 4-year-old daughter."
Family Guy
"- What? - It was James Woods' idea."
Family Guy
"We thought it was just the right hook. I mean, how great is that?"
Family Guy
"- You think this outfit is too revealing? - What do you think, Brian?"
Family Guy
"Naked, they would be, like, whoa, mucho sloppy."
Family Guy
"I mean, they'd be running away from each other, okay?"
Family Guy
"We should take him to the hospital. The maggots have evolved..."
Family Guy
"We just got to clean the wound, Meg. Hand me that scrub brush."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Chris. - Hey, Dad."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Chris, he knows. Dad, I'm so sorry."
Family Guy
"We should have told somebody but we were too scared."
Family Guy
"And I wanted to take him to the hospital but Chris wouldn't let me."
Family Guy
"Cover it up and eventually, it all works out."
Family Guy
"Chris, did you put a coonskin cap on Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Ha-ha-ha. They look like little robbers."
Family Guy
"And welcome to the first taping of CBS's new hit comedy, Class Holes!"
Family Guy
"That's not the title. It's called What I Learned on Jefferson Street."
Family Guy
"And action."
Family Guy
"Okay, Hillary. You know the bet."
Family Guy
"You have to sleep with the next guy that walks through that door."
Family Guy
"Got it."
Family Guy
"You're my new college roommate?"
Family Guy
"We're gonna be living together?"
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"In the same dorm?"
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"For the whole year?"
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"With my chimp sidekick?"
Family Guy
"Brian, they love it."
Family Guy
"We hired writers to come in and punch it up a bit."
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"Just love it. But don't ask us to marry it."
Family Guy
"JKLOL, I might do it."
Family Guy
"Gross, no way, but maybe. Ha, ha!"
Family Guy
"And I've got great news for you."
Family Guy
"We got an e-mail from the network heads."
Family Guy
"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- Aren't you thrilled? - I, uh... I'm not sure."
Family Guy
"Please tell me you got that on camera."
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