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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Jews on a Plane (S03E03)

"♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem ♪"
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"♪ Hail the heaven born prince of peace ♪"
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"Explain it again."
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"This is our second date, mind you."
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"She wouldn't call it a date, but, uh..."
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"Sir, your guess is as good as mine."
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"You're on Birthmarc,"
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"yet your friend sang a Christian song to create a diversion."
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"Is she even Jewish?"
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"Why did you move seats to sit next to a dead man?"
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"He... He was sleeping."
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"You..."
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"Nobody wanted the seats and we had to sit next to each other, obviously, so..."
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"You said your bag was the bomb."
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"It is, my bag is the bom..."
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"You were asking passengers for very strange instruments."
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"Twine, someone's shoelaces, heavy duty scissors."
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"To make a tampon."
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"Terrorism? I thought this was about the weed in my pussy."
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"What?"
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"God, there's so much turbulence, what is going on?"
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"Air head."
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"That's a good one."
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"Fuck yeah."
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"There is just something about doing it in the sky."
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"So, listen, you know how I wanted to come on this trip to, like,"
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"So when the stewardess slammed me down on the ground,"
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"out-of-body experience where I was in... heaven."
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"Well, I saw Jesus."
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"You saw Jesus?"
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"And he was hot and he had a man bun and he was wearing sandals,"
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"and I usually hate sandals and I loved 'em."
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"Really good for me."
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"You know, I really liked your intro before."
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"And then when my face was pressed"
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"into the plush carpet of first class, I had this a-ha moment."
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"I want to make enough money to fly first class."
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"- Yeah, dude, that's it. - Right?"
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"And my Birthmarc wish came true."
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"And it really is incredible."
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"Totally."
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"Dassit."
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"There's actually this restaurant on Steinway"
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"that makes falafel that I heard is even better"
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"than the real deal."
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"Let's just go there."
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"Wait, so Jesus is a god, right?"
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"God is, like, Daddy God and Jesus is like, the Son God."
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"So he's really just, like, a hot rich kid."
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"Totally."
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"No, you gotta go."
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"decent Jewish population there, actually,"
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"Hey."
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"even though I packed really hard for a carry-on."
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"Um, Jewish-like."
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"Let's see, Rachel H-2,"
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"you went to Dartmouth, huh?"
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"with you and David 3, who went to Cornell."
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"I said, this is J fuck."
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"Thanks so much, my peer."
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"Congratulations. Come on up!"
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"No, no."
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"Shalom."
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"Sir, would you like to switch seats?"
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"We did it, dude."
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"So I've been meaning to tell you,"
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"I wasn't joking."
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"and why are they sucking baby dick?"
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"What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"Ilana, look!"
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"Maybe you are a Jew."
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"He didn't get it off, man!"
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"Ugh."
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"Oof, first day."
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"That's you right now."
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"Yikes."
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"is because the government hates women."
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"We got a... a kosher snack pack for two."
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"Well, I'm currently sitting"
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"Ugh, dude."
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"I'm flattered you asked,"
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"- Could I get that pita? - This pita?"
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"Hold on, let me get my Longchamp."
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"Well, I won't Tel Aviv, if you won't."
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"I'm not gonna stick a pita up my pussy."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪"
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"Yes!"
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"♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪"
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"No cabs anywhere."
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"Honestly, your guess is as good as mine."
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"Yeah, it didn't bother me at all."
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"Okay, Google "Refinery 29,""
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"Yeah!"
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"You're here for suspicion of terrorist activity."
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"Why do you think they call it the cockpit?"
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"Ilana, this is huge."
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"Guns are so gross."
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"I need a headline."
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"It... Uh, it's pretty cool."
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"It just figures because I packed, like,"
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"Do you guys have a tampon?"
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"I have weed in my vaginé."
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"I really need a fucking tampon."
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"I gotta go, I gotta go!"
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"My friend was just trying to get me a tampon."
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"Seriously."
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"and find your purpose."
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"Just a minute, wait a minute."
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"♪ And if you got something big ♪"
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"You know Jews don't have heaven."
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"the more right it is."
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"Only the most sacred ceremonies do we get to have the baby dick sucking."
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"Your stories are inconsistent."
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"It's just so thick."
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"What?"
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"So we're going to Israel right now,"
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"Shabbat Shalom, motherfuck."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Yeah."
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