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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Jews on a Plane (S03E03)

"Yum."
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"That sounds perfect."
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"Ugh, I miss New York."
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"Previously on "Broad City"..."
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"Period pants are the ultimate decoy."
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"We'll have to check your luggage."
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"This is gonna have to go under the plane."
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"Welcome to Birthmarc."
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"provided by your living ancestors,"
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"so we're seated according to match potential."
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"Enchanté."
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"♪ Put your tray tables up and put your seat back forward ♪"
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"Safety."
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"♪ 'Cause there's too much crazy stuff in the world today ♪"
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"♪ Get real high ♪"
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"4,000 steps."
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"I just wish I had something to talk about at my reunion, you know?"
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"Maybe I shouldn't even go."
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"Like, a talking point, you know?"
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"Whoa, girl."
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"We should go check on them, see if they want a little beverage."
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"Okay."
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"Everything okay?"
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"Looking good, girl."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to hit a rough patch."
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"Hi, I'm Rachel Hanowitz."
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"So you will be Rachel H-2."
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"I'm an event planner from Montana,"
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"but I'm looking to make it bigger."
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"That's what I'm talking about, huh, guys?"
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"I run a booming nail art business outside Boston,"
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"and I'm proudly gay... mazel..."
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"But I'm looking for a nice Jewish girl to marry."
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"Because that's the only way I can gain access to my trust fund."
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"Nice!"
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"who had to check their carry-on,"
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"It felt a little Jewwy."
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"So now I am a celebrity trainer."
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"Um, Kris Kristofferson comes in, mostly core work."
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"So I'm a little bit lost and, um,"
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"yeah, I'm looking for a spiritual experience,"
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"I'm sorry, Ilana, are you okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'll go next."
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"Okay. Thank you, Abbi."
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"I'm just looking to sit next to Abbi."
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"Also, um, I've never been out of the country, and also..."
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"Also, I'm looking to get into the Moyel Chai Club."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay."
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"I think I could see a really bright future"
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"Hey, it's still an Ivy."
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"Ah, you guys sound like an old married couple already."
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"Next up, Lauren, you went to Brown, and Levi, you went to Tufts?"
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"I mean, Red Rover, Red Rover, let Levi come over!"
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"Oh, cool."
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"Hmm?"
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"No, no."
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"I don't... That was like..."
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"We'll both forget it."
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"Yo, bud."
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"Sweet."
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"Excuse me, sir?"
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"we always upgrade to first class midflight."
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"Ilana, there's a seat!"
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"I'm good..."
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"- Um, excuse me, sir? - Ab, Ab."
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"Let the guy rest in peace."
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"Okay. I guess we're close enough."
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"that was a sick mile high joke."
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"The Moyel Chai Club."
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"You know how moyels suck baby dick?"
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"Wait, wait, what's a moyel?"
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"Honestly, are you Jewish?"
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"You're not supposed to be on this trip if you're not."
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"A moyel is the Jewish dude who performs the circumcisions."
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"You know, like a... a bris."
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"So they don't do it in the hospital,"
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"so these rabbis can do whatever they want."
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"So they take the detached baby foreskin,"
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"and they roll it around in their mouths with wine."
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"And then they suck the baby dick itself to stop the bleeding."
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"Literally Judaism."
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"So at every bris, someone sucks a baby dick?"
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"Yeah, it's like, Christian people get the Nilla wafer and we get..."
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"- Like a sacrament. - What?"
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"It's a wafer and when you take it in your mouth,"
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"you let go of all your sins."
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"and we're supposed to be Jewish."
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"I want to suck a dick on this flight, babe!"
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"An adult dick, obviously."
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"I can't believe that you want to suck a dick"
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"after everything that just came out of your mouth."
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"Something about doing it in the sky."
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"Oh, my God, dude, this is a free movie!"
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"Look, look!"
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"His headphones!"
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"You are dark, dude."
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"He got it off!"
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"Okay, it's fine, I packed tampons."
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"In my bag!"
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"Dude, what if you use my period pants?"
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"I... I don't know."
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"every type of tampon I could find."
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"It's all in my bag, under the plane."
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"All right, woman up."
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"Wad up a bunch of toilet paper and shove it up your pussy."
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"Between the lips and the undies."
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"That's like putting your spoon into a molten lava cake."
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"It's like the first bite of a jelly doughnut."
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"- It's like a side of chutney. - It's like fruit on the bottom."
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"Where that wall of tsunami water just, like,"
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"gushes up onto the beach?"
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"I was just gonna say, that movie is so sad."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Shit, the line for the bathroom is so long,"
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"even if I did want to stick a wad up..."
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"This must be what homeless women feel like."
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"Dude, we're just in coach, it's not that bad."
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"If you get a couple bucks, do you buy food or do you buy tampons?"
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