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Clips from Friends - The One Where the Monkey Gets Away (S01E01)

"You're not the guy that asked for tea, are you?"
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"Mail call! Rachel Greene, bunk seven."
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"Oh, good. Because where else would we get any?"
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"My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration."
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"Lucky..."
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"...to have had a friend like you."
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"This is so stupid!"
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"What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men!""
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"I was there."
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"Yes."
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"...might just be the one who..."
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"Come on, Marcel."
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"She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me."
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"She said that?"
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""Tonight" tonight?"
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"I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey."
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"...go over there and try to woo her."
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"Who died? Who died?"
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"Roll him over! Come on, roll him over!"
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"Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything."
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"Come on! What am I gonna do?"
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"I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?"
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"Thanks."
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"I'm feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"- Turned out it was a hat. - Cat!"
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"You'd put that poor little creature in jail?"
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"Yes, but there isn't always time."
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"...or "Nice overalls"?"
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"Oh, I'm so sorry!"
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"You know what? Be that as it may..."
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"...but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu."
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"We're sorry."
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"He's this high and answers to the name Marcel."
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"So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out."
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"From now on, you don't get to talk to other people."
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"You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now."
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"No, this is just vintage Rachel."
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"...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and"
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"One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea."
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"- What's with Phoebe? - Tranquilizer dart."
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"What?"
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"- What have you done to him? - That's my monkey. That's Patty."
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"- Oh, come on, Luisa. - Sorry, prom queen."
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"You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat."
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"If you take this monkey, I'll lose an important person in my life."
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"No."
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"It'll be nice to get this off, won't it?"
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"With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit."
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"Are you in the mood for something grape?"
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"The neighbors must be vacuuming."
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"It was four years of parties, dating and sex and"
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"My butt cheek is waking up!"
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"We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick..."
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"...Chamomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry and"
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"Wait, there's one more. Lemon Soother!"
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"The One Where The Monkey Gets Away"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, cool! A free sample of coffee."
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"Oh, right."
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"- Oh, great. - What is it?"
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"Country club newsletter."
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"Oh, my God! It's Barry and Mindy!"
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"And Mindy, your maid of"
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"Good boy. Give me the rice."
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""Bring me the" and Rach?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I mean, I gave Barry up, right?"
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"I should be happy for them."
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"I am. I'm happy for them."
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"- Really? - No."
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"I guess it would be different if I were with somebody."
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"Whoa, what...."
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"The whole penis embargo?"
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"I don't know."
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"It's not about no guys. It's about the right guy."
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"With Paolo, all there was, was heat."
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"- It was this raw, animal, sexual - Right. I got it."
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"Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl."
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"In fact, it's funny."
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"...gets interrupted."
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"How was the movie?"
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"...and buses going really fast!"
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"I don't need violence in a movie..."
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"...as long as there's a little nudity."
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"- There was nudity. - I meant female nudity."
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"I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking."
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"Hugh! Hugh Grant!"
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"All right, I've got to go."
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"We're gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren't we?"
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"They're still just friends, right?"
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"And I will see you tomorrow."
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"You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's."
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"Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?"
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"Please, Aunt Monica, please?"
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"Unclench. You're not even gonna be here."
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"- I can't believe we're discussing this. - I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief."
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"If it was gonna happen, wouldn't it have happened already?"
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"I added the exactly like me" part."
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"But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight."
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"It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us."
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"She spent all day taking care of my monkey."
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"Anyway, I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine..."
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"Know what you should do?"
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"Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used."
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"If you keep this up, you'll be finished by the weekend."
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"Now, she used to be a man."
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"We hate her. We're glad she's dying."
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"Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to"
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"Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Sorry, Barry."
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"A little engagement gift."
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"I'm sure you didn't register for that."
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"Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because"
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"Marcel?"
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"We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica's shoe...."
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"Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?"
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"I don't know. The left one!"
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"Which ones?"
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