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Clips from South Park - Truth and Advertising (S19E19)

"God damn it. What the hell is this?"
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"That's an ad for skiing in Vermont."
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""How P.C. culture is changing Vermont"
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"Dude, there it is again!"
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"- Just click out of it. - I'm trying!"
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"God damn it, get over here!"
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"It is pretty cool, dude. It tunes itself."
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"I totally want to see that."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Yeah, yeah, so... so, Clyde says to Token,"
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""Why don't you open a bank account with your mouth"
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"so I can deposit my dick in it?""
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"So then what did Token say?"
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"Token was all like..."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa."
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"What the hell are we doing?"
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"We were, like, totally trying to find out what happened to him."
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"Whoa."
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"What the hell just happened?"
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"Now, this here is a dry riesling."
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"You mean like someone put their balls in the glass?"
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"Nah, like chestnuts, damn it."
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"I just can't keep up with this town no more."
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"on the ranch just to pay my daily expenses."
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"Nobody cares about the people who lived here before."
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"and build more lofts and villas."
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"All right, Randy, you should probably lay off"
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"You'll all see."
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"Pretty soon, everyone who used to live here"
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"is gonna have to move,"
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"and we'll all be shopping at Safeway again."
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"Check his ass."
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"- He's one of them. - One of what?"
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"JIMMY: Okay, Leslie, let's try a different approach."
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"Let's say you wanted to destroy an entire species."
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"How would you go about it?"
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"Why would I want to destroy an entire species?"
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"and make everything terrible is the new principal."
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"And what is the new principal trying to do, Leslie?"
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"He's trying to make sure people like you and me"
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"I know that you're trying to help."
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"But now I'm going to tell you"
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"# I drive a Chevy, I'm a cowboy, and I drive it like a rock! #"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Tom, it looks like a pop-up ad."
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"How did an ad get in here?"
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"We're trying to correct the problem."
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"- They're going to kill me. - What?"
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"I feel something for you I have never felt before."
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"I think it's trust."
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"The men in there are sick with hatred,"
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"Please, you have to help me, Jimmy."
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"When the lights go back on, just look at me and smile."
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"David, any word on the pop-up-ad situation?"
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"Should be ready now."
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"And that's really it, Jimmy."
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"I want to help all of you however I can."
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"So then Token tells Clyde that if his mouth was a bank,"
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"Clyde's mom would have already deposited her dick in it,"
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"which is hilarious because Clyde's mom is dead!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa."
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"We're trying on shoes and eating chicken nuggets, stupid."
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"What do you think?"
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"No. That's not what we set out to do."
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"We were... We were on Cartman's computer,"
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"looking up news stories about P.C. Principal."
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"No, we didn't."
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"they're worried what we'll uncover about P.C. people."
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"from digging too deep because they're afraid."
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"Why isn't anyone looking at me?"
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"Hey, fuck you."
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"Wake up, dickhead."
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"Garrison? What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"There's enemies to humanity out there,"
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"wanting to put an end to all of us,"
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"Whose idea was it to revitalize the shitty part of town"
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"All right, it was kind of my idea."
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"What, to take one area of town that was crappy"
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"and gentrify it for the local people to enjoy?"
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"A run-down area south of the capitol in Cheyenne, Wyoming,"
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"is now historic SOCACHEYWO."
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"Channel Street in mid-Chicago"
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"LODO, SOBRO, RIVMO... All happening at the same time."
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"In Cairo, the area northwest of the third pyramid is NoWE3Pi."
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"In our town, it all started when P.C. Principal arrived."
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"and you're his lackey."
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"If P.C. Principal has been using us,"
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"It's day two of the hunger strike"
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"started by the college-aged fraternity brothers"
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"community leaders step down."
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"The P.C. frat brothers say they've gone now two days"
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"without eating any pussy"
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"Who is that reporter? Do we know him?"
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"Tom, that's Bill Keegan, WCFO."
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"That's right, Tom."
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"Thanks, Rick. Stay dry."
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"Oh, Jesus, he let her out!"
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"His dick is compromised. Stay back!"
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"I'm thinking rationally and with logic."
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"Officer Barbrady, we need you to shoot these kids."
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"What?!"
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"before it's too late!"
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"Barbrady, shoot them in their heads!"
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"Maybe so."
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"- [ Gunshot ] - Aah!"
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"Oh, sorry. Geez."
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"Damn it!"
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"Think about it, you guys."
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"He's distracting us,"
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"either because he's too afraid or because he..."
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"What are you guys talking about?"
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"Nothing!"
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"Stan's calling you a traitor."
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"What?!"
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"you don't want us investigating P.C. Principal."
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"- Why do you think that, Stan? - I don't know."
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"Let's not forget that Stan's dad"
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"My dad's stupid, not a bitch."
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