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Clips from South Park - Truth and Advertising (S19E19)

"Editor of the school paper, huh?"
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"[ Dramatic music plays ]"
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"It's clear."
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"Take a look at this."
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"then P.C. Principal was trying to help."
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"So then... So then Caitlyn says,"
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"Oh, God, I love you, Cait."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait."
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"# Friendly faces everywhere #"
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"# People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" #"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"[ Bell ringing ]"
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"AII right, guys-"
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"Now let's go back and talk about infinitives."
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"I'm am not your slave, Kyle."
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"Go get my pen!"
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"[ Laughs ] P.C. Principal wants to see you, Kyle!"
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"- God damn it. - Have fun, dude."
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"Oh! Kyle."
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"[ Stammers ] Uh, thank you for coming."
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"Where's P.C. Principal?"
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"They're calling for people's resignations!"
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"Kyle, P.C. Principal had problems"
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"with Jimmy and with Leslie."
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"Nobody knows where they are."
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"You go against P.C., and you just end up missing."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"And he had issues with you, Kyle."
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"[ Dramatic music playing ]"
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"a way to pay for television so there would be no ads."
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"But somehow, the ads still found a way."
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"Finally, it appeared to be the end of ads."
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"to find a way to stop the ads once and for all."
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"Suddenly, there were no ads on phones, on computers."
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"But the ads adapted. They became s-smarter."
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"completely unaware they were reading ads."
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"They have taken human form."
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"Ads are among us."
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"They could be your friend, your g-gardener."
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"The question is, how?"
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"What?!"
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"but now it's all "ngh," you know?"
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"Like... Like now everybody's all, "ngh-ngh.""
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"Let's bail. You want to bail, Stan?"
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"We could live anywhere!"
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"was how great this town had become."
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"We can't afford it."
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"and everyone wants to live here."
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"A bowl of City Beef costs 10 bucks now, for Christ's sake."
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"I had to take out a second mortgage on the house."
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"You what?!"
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"I had to Sharon! It isn't my fault!"
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"The Man is pricing us out of our own town."
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"It's just my luck."
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"I talk to a nice girl, seem to hit it off,"
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"and she turns out to just be an ad."
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"Well, that's what an ad does."
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"She was designed to entice and manipulate."
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"Jimmy, we're newsmen like you."
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"to inform the people about what's happening."
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"Our own Kevin Jarvis has more."
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"Thanks, Tom."
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"Jimmy, the man who tried to kill you"
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"When he saw there was no money in news anymore,"
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"he sided with the ads even though he knew"
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"it meant the destruction of our species."
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"Back to you, Tom."
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"is for you see through this ad's deception"
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"and to find out what they're planning."
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"Your Super School News was a threat to them."
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"But unless you get this little bitch to talk,"
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"Will you look at this?"
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"on a Disney Cruise."
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""for their outstanding school"... What the hell is this?"
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"Yeah, I... I don't want to get involved."
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"You don't want to get involved? Dude, what's wrong with you?"
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"I've already learned you can't win against P.C. Principal."
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"You should know, of all people,"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Something is very wrong here."
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"We all have to stand up to P.C. Principal together."
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"Yeah, and wasn't Jimmy the one"
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"So who's putting this out?"
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"I like the school paper."
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"Uhhhhh..."
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"Uh, don't remember."
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"Did you talk to him?"
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"Come on. We'll get to the bottom of this."
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"[ Muffled ] I hope I made you happy."
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"Do you know what I'm thinking right now?"
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"We have to make sure nobody recognizes us."
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"There's no telling who works for who."
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"I'm not putting on a mustache. I'll look silly."
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"Oh, that... that's where you draw the line, huh, Caitlyn?"
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"Don't be an asshole."
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"A woman wearing a mustache..."
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"That's just ridiculous, okay."
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"No, no, please, Cait."
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"Don't put on a fake mustache. That's crazy."
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"You don't want people thinking you're a weirdo."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Everything's changed."
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"Gay rights?! Geez, you already got all those."
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"I will."
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"What the Sam hell is going on?"
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"Why would anyone think that I'm on the principal's side?"
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"I hate the principal. I think he's a dick."
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"Ijust like talking to people."
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"Like, what are you hoping to accomplish?"
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"in both news reporting and comedy."
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"How so?"
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"I'm starting to think that maybe all ads aren't so bad."
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"- I am not thinking with my dick. - Yes, you are."
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"- No, I just think that she's... - Put your dick away."
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"She's an emotional, interesting, caring girl."
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"Jimmy. That's your dick talking."
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"Ads promise us things."
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"I'm just looking for any news articles"
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"I think it was Vermont."
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"Maybe there's something from the news in Vermont"
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