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Clips from South Park - Truth and Advertising (S19E19)

"# Humble folks without temptation #"
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"# Ample parking day or night #"
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"[ Whispering ] Oh, my fucking God."
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"To split "to" and the verb, but sometimes you can."
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"[ Normal voice ] Knock it off!"
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"Kyle Broflovski to the principal's office. M'kay?"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"I think he's finally lost it, Kyle."
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"He and his P.C. buddies are on a hunger strike."
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"And now they're missing. M'kay?"
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"Whatever's going on, it's pretty damn scary."
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"JIMMY: For years, mankind has tried to rid the world of ads."
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"For our ancestors, ads couldn't be avoided."
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"After many years, mankind invented cable,"
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"And everywhere, people rejoiced."
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"So, um... [ Clears throat ]"
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"South Park kind of sucks now. You guys want to bail?"
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"No, I don't."
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"What's going on, Randy?"
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"Last month, all you could talk about"
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"What changed your mind?"
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"Well, we'll just have to stop going to those places."
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"This is such a fantastic story for the school newspaper."
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"The man who came to your house with a gun was one of them."
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"The only hope for the truth to get out there, Jimmy,"
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"This week, students Jimmy Valmer and Leslie Meyers"
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"are being treated to an all-expenses-paid vacation"
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"It doesn't make any sense, dude."
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"P.C. Principal is using the school paper"
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"to cover something up."
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"since he's converted your dad."
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"That is not what happened."
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"I like to type with my hands."
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"Who told you that the principal sent Jimmy"
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"on a Disney Cruise?"
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"Uhhhhh..."
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"Did I do good, computer?"
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"[ Normal voice ] Ahh, thanks, computer."
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"Here, Caitlyn, I got you this fake mustache to put on."
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"No, you're right. That's nuts."
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"All right, all right. I'll put it on. Fuck."
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"[ Chuckling ] You're such an asshole."
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"What have they clone to my town?!"
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"What the hell do you want to do now?"
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"And would you like to give a dollar to help hungry children"
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"get iPads to protect your Internet safe space today?"
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"Just that he hated me and called me a blabbermouth."
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"I don't think I'm a blabbermouth."
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"[ Clears throat ] Leslie, what kind of plans do you have?"
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"What kind of plans?"
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"Just, you know, plans."
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"Well, I want to pursue careers"
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"[ Chuckles ] Really? That's different."
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"Yeah, you're pretty different yourself, Leslie."
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"Jimmy, you're thinking with your dick."
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"There... Leslie's Instagram and her Twitter."
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"Jimmy never used that stuff, remember?"
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"He said he hated using the Internet."
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"What are you doing now?"
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"That looks fun!"
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""from a state of intolerance to a"..."
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"That's a pretty sweet-looking guitar."
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"How does it do that?"
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"Oh, that's sweet."
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"Send me the link to this so I can..."
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"That movie's gonna suck, dude."
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"You're gonna experience vanilla aftertones"
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"I swear I'm gonna need to get a second mortgage"
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"How you like them apples?"
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"Hey, it's Caitlyn Jenner!"
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"[ Muffled ] Principal Victoria?"
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"Caitlyn."
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"You have the wrong idea about me, Jimmy."
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"I know that the newsmen in there are trying to help, too."
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"Let's go to David at the network hub."
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"No answers here, Tom."
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"Listen to me carefully, and don't look at the glass."
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"and as soon as they realize I have no information,"
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"I've seen them do it to others."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Yeah, like one of us is purposely trying to keep us"
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"- Why are you looking at me? - Why are you looking at me?"
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"and there's assholes like you helping them out!"
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"I thought we could keep it contained!"
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"It doesn't contain."
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"What's happened to South Park is happening everywhere."
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"is being revitalized into Chimichanga."
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"Three miles north of Auschwitz is NoMoAuchie."
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"He's part of a much larger conspiracy,"
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"Not rne."
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"I'll take the bastard down myself."
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"who are demanding that all of South Park's"
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"Thanks, Brian. He's working for the ads, obviously."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna help you. I mean, come on."
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"TOM: Jimmy!"
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"I am taking her out of here."
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"The ad has gotten to him. There's no time to argue."
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"Do you want to save your town?!"
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"Officer Barbrady, we have to stop P.C. Principal"
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"No! I'm not shooting any more people..."
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"Not for you, not for anybody!"
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"All I know is I'm done shooting people."
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"From the moment P.C. Principal took over,"
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"Kyle, I think it's pretty obvious"
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"Because if anyone has a reason for us"
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"to not mess with P.C. Principal, it's you!"
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"That's why you're trying to shift blame on me."
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"Don't you dare call me a Cartman!"
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"Fight!"
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"Why not?"
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"This is a safe space. We're not allowed past this."
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"you're crossing the most sacred human boundary there is."
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"Whoa!"
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"- Jimmy! - You son of a bitch."
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"I was just holding down the fort while you were away, Jim."
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"Writing headlines sponsored by P.C. Principal and the ads?"
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"We're getting a new edition of the school paper out by morning."
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"Everyone's gonna know all about the ads."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"[ Echoing ] Hey there, big man."
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