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Clips from My So-Called Life - The Zit (S01E01)

"- I hate basting, it drives me nuts. - Me, too."
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"What? You hate it."
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"What is it? What is the matter?"
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"- Nothing. It's just, we look like... - Like what?"
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"Get it, Patty Duke? Patty?"
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"Take the dress off. Take it off. Now."
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"- Mom? - No, you are clearly..."
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"not comfortable with this, I'm not clear why."
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"- You always enjoyed it in the past. - I haven't enjoyed it all that much."
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"I don't understand why not. I would think that you would..."
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"- Who am I looking my best for? - For you! Of course, this is for you."
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"What facts?"
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"That I'm ugly, okay?"
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"By looking at you, at the way you look at me."
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"How do I look at you?"
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"Like you have to fix me. Like you're ashamed of me."
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"Because you expect me to be beautiful..."
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"because you're beautiful."
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"Well, I'm sorry. I'm not."
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"I'm just not."
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"- I completely messed up. - I know."
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"I made it this issue. I took all the fun out of it."
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"I put exactly the wrong kind of pressure on her and I just..."
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"and I wish someone could tell me why."
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"I guess it's because, you were kind of..."
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"caught up with something."
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"You know, something unconscious and sort of overpowering..."
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"I don't know, kind of starved for."
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"And my timing couldn't have been worse. The poor thing's..."
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"former best friend is voted Ms. Bosom, and all she gets is a pimple."
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"- That part's probably my fault. - What?"
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"- You didn't. - I did to."
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"So now, the tables have turned, haven't they?"
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"I mean, I, like all women, am becoming less and less attractive..."
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"Of course, you'll die sooner."
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"That's right. Well, we'd better have sex right now, then."
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"You think there's anybody in this world..."
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"What?"
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"I just can't believe you even know who Ru Paul is."
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"Ru Paul strikes me as pretty secure."
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"- The Metamorphosis? - Yes, that."
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"It was due already."
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"then they're going to stick me back in Remedial..."
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"which I'm just, you know, not in the mood..."
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"- Wait, who kills him, exterminators? - No, his family."
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"- So, he never turns back? - No, and they turn on him."
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"They're repulsed, so they abuse him..."
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"they starve him..."
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"but what it seems like when you're reading it..."
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"is that he dies from loneliness."
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"It seems possible."
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"Wait. So, if they're starving him then why doesn't he just leave?"
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"What's he going to do? Check into a motel? He's a cockroach."
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"So, Krakow, how come you never ask me over anymore?"
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"So, getting back to that metamorphosis story..."
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"it's made up, right?"
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"So, look..."
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"Are you doing this fashion show thing?"
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"I was, but I'm not."
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"- So, are you? - No."
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"But my mom still thinks we are. She's, like, in denial or something."
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"Why do girls have to tear each other down?"
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"I guess because they're jealous."
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"I mean, I was..."
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"of you, for having what you have."
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"Do you know how many times this week I wished I had what you had?"
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"- But I don't have anything. - Exactly."
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"- drill into us at Girl Scouts. - What, sell more cookies?"
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"what you are, is, no wait, what your gift is..."
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"No. What you have is God's gift to you."
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"Right. To you. And what you..."
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"Right! Exactly."
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"Please, are you kidding me? We have Girl Scout cookies..."
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"from three years ago in our garage."
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"Hi. Where have you been?"
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"So, was she bragging about Kyle?"
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"Maybe you do, after all, she's not a slut yet."
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"How many guys you do or do not sleep with..."
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"It has nothing to do with our friendship, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"Twenty five cheerleaders doing a cheer."
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"Firecracker, firecracker, boom boom boom."
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"A girl's got the sexy legs, so we win the game!"
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"You have recited the same mindless, sexist cheer, like, fifty times."
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"It's not sexist. The girls win. Just because Mom's mad at you..."
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"- What? - It's true. I mean, face it."
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"I mean, not that I really wanted to do it that much."
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"Because, I wasted your time."
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"I think that I..."
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"needed you up there with me too much."
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"More than I want to need it."
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"Yes, well."
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"I don't know."
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"I don't think I ever really let myself know I was."
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"And I look at a picture like that and I see..."
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"my God, I was pretty."
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"to enjoy what you really are."
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"Mom, do you have any cotton swabs?"
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"Millions."
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"So what are we going to do about the fashion show?"
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"I called Camille, and she's going to try to find..."
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"another mother-daughter team to model our dresses."
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"Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of prison,"
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"And the crime is how much we hate ourselves,"
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"And admit the truth,"
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"that they're actually beautiful,"
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"Possibly even me,"
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"While my life was, like, clogged,"
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"I think they met at the game, probably the big game."
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"Possibly, the big away game."
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"Please grip yourself."
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"What does it mean, to call something Kafka-esque?"
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"So, goodbye leaking faucets, goodbye soap dispenser..."
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"Oh, Scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all."
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"I mean, I don't want people saying that about you."
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"And it's going to be better, it's to benefit the battered women's shelter..."
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"Patty, it was just a compliment. A simple thank you will suffice."
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"So, are you doing this fashion thing, or whatever..."
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"They both are."
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"So, who's into the pillows, you or Graham?"
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