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Clips from My So-Called Life - The Zit (S01E01)

"You didn't know? You're on it."
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"God, I love other people's beds!"
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"Now, this is one I'd really like to make but..."
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"Speaking of perfect bodies..."
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"It was all I could do to get Sharon to agree to it."
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"What, you didn't hear about the poll?"
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"Well, it seems that this group of hormonally-challenged boys..."
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"And Sharon got voted, Best Global Endowments."
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"No!"
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"God, it took me right back to high school."
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"Camille, you were not that overweight."
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"Patty, I was fat."
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"I mean, even senior year, when I lost all that weight..."
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"I had nowhere to go but up."
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"I got to tell you, now, after all these years..."
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"I actually like the way I look. And that's all that matters."
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"I know, I mean, what is it with her eyebrows?"
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"- Are you going to that party tonight? - What party?"
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"That girl in my Math class is throwing one."
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"it's like their hands have been surgically implanted, you know?"
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"No, exactly."
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"I mean, it's fine with me just..."
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"I'm just wondering when all this happened, you know?"
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"Do I."
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"I mean, people pairing off into couples."
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"It's like I wasn't expecting it, or something."
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"Like did we cover this? Was I absent that day?"
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"What? Does my breath smell?"
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"So, what do you guys talk about at practice?"
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"What's the hot topic of conversation?"
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"There's no topics. I mean, I don't know what you mean."
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"Like you don't know about the poll?"
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"Because you know who did it, right? I mean..."
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"I mean, it was you and your jock friends, wasn't it?"
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"Guess how many people have asked me out since that stupid poll came out."
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"- What people? - Guess."
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"What, people I know?"
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"Eight people have asked me out, Kyle. Okay? Since Tuesday."
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"- Who is asking you out? - You know, even before the poll..."
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"I mean, I mean for real."
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"So, good. Okay. I know why you asked me out now."
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"The big mystery is all cleared up now, so, goodbye."
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"Wait. Sharon, hold it."
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"You're breaking up with me? Because of what it said on some poll?"
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"Maybe we should browse here for a second."
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"Yes, good idea."
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"What?"
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"I could do one for her for the fashion show, if you're interested."
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"- Really? That might be fun, right? - You think I need a makeover?"
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"Anyway, here. In case she changes her mind."
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"- Did you want me to ring that up? - Yes."
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"Turn on the radio, what do you hear?"
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"Twenty five cheerleaders doing a cheer!"
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"Could you not do that? It makes it very hard for me to concentrate."
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"Turn around."
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"I really love this fabric. Don't you love it?"
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"- Couldn't you just eat it? - I'm not hungry."
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"See, I want to get a kind of a Mary Quant look."
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"- Mary who? - I love the fabric."
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"And I was thinking we could try this kind of a..."
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"- French twist type of thing. - Mom, please don't touch my hair."
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"doing this together, that's the whole point."
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"Yuck!"
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"Mom, can we not talk about my skin, please?"
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"You know what you really should do?"
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"Soak a washcloth in some steaming hot water..."
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"apply is very gently to your chin."
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"- Mom! - What?"
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"I'm trying to help. What is wrong?"
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"Just the word "swab,""
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"Mom, I may not want to do this."
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"Do you have any idea, how much time and effort I've already put into this?"
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"Never mind. I mean, okay, I'll do it."
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"Who taught you, please, who taught you to hate the texture of your hair?"
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"to such extent that you bleach, to get like the white man?"
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"Who taught you to hate the shape of your nose..."
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"and the shape of your lips?"
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"Who taught you to hate yourself, from the top of your head..."
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"to the soles of your feet?"
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"So much so, that you don't want to be around each other,"
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"You know, before you come asking Mr. Mohammed, does he teach hate?"
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"You should ask, who yourself who taught you..."
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"to hate being what God gave you,"
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"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams..."
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"he found himself changed into a monstrous vermin,"
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"It was no dream,"
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"How something like this, could just take a person by surprise,"
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"Hurry, get the doctor! Did you hear Gregor talking?"
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"What? Who's in there?"
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"Sharon and that guy."
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"So what? Were they kissing? Or more than kissing?"
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"making her beg for her shoe."
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"- Just listen to me. - Give me my shoe back, Kyle."
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"Now first off, I'm not just interested in you because you..."
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"Good."
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"I mean, I like it."
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"Good, next."
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"You are..."
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"usually in a good mood. Unlike now."
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"it's your whole... It's you."
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"Why aren't you?"
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"See the Egyptians, they wore eyeliner to ward off the evil spirits."
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"- The eyeliner, I mean. - So you believe in evil spirits?"
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"That kind of makes sense, I guess."
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"It had become the focus of everything,"
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"Oh, my gosh, look at those dark circles under my eyes."
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"I am so tired."
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"I went out late dancing with my boyfriend every night this week."
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"I have to go places with him and listen to him tell me how he's..."
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"Oh, my gosh, you are so lucky."
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"That's a good question. I don't know."
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"I don't have to go to the bathroom... ever."
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"But won't popping it cause a scar?"
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"Anything causes a scar. Living causes a scar."
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"Does that mean that I should of never been born?"
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"So you're saying, pop it?"
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"I got to go."
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"Don't put concealer on it. It just clogs your pores worse."
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"Just pop it!"
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"- Nice stitching. - Thank you."
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