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Clips from My So-Called Life - The Zit (S01E01)

"No, Angela, sweetheart, no."
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"- You lost perspective. - Completely lost perspective..."
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"Who asked you?"
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"Obviously, this fashion show business really means something to you."
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"It's like you need it, it's like some kind of approval that you're..."
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"And that maybe I can't give you because I'm just one person..."
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"- So you're flossing again? - I'm trying to, yeah."
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"Well, I blew it. She feels terrible about herself."
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"You had one, one pimple. Like this single, perfect rose."
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"in the eyes of the world, more and more expendable as I grow older..."
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"the older you get."
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"who really believes that they're beautiful?"
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"Ru Paul."
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"I can't believe you do."
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"- What? What? - Nothing. I..."
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"You're just pretty surprising for somebody I've known forever."
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"Well, right back at you."
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"- Where's the teacher? - It's Rinaldi."
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"Half the time, he doesn't show so..."
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"Hey, you know that paragraph we have to write about that bug guy?"
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"I know. I got extended. They said if I don't turn something in..."
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"But why?"
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"Because, he's a giant cockroach. And they can't handle it."
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"Hey, Roach Motel."
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"All the same, if I were him, I'd be out of there, so fast."
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"Out of where? Come here, I was looking for you."
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"She wants you, go for it."
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"I guess it just all boils down to what they used to..."
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"No! No, you know..."
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"I can't believe you actually remember that."
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"No."
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"You know what?"
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"is so none of my business."
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"We've got the muscle, he's just got the brain."
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"I know she really wanted you to."
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"Yes, it's her dream that I magically turn into this perfect..."
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"pretty daughter that she can show off and take all the credit for."
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"- Too bad. I don't quite measure up. - Well, you do. More than I do."
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"Who does she pick to do it with?"
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"I'll get Danielle headed towards bed."
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"- I'm sorry. - Why?"
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"Look at you."
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"That was then, this is now."
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"But, look at you. So, did you love being pretty?"
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"I was always really careful not to seem stuck up or vain or confident."
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"I was so pretty. I just wish that I had been able to enjoy it."
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"That's--"
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"All I want for you is..."
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"Mom?"
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"It's good to get really dressed up, once in a while,"
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"That when you really look closely..."
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"So, Sharon's life was, like, developing..."
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"Oh, yeah, Cherski and Vinnovich. You didn't know?"
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"Should we be attending those things?"
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"When someone totally changes into something else..."
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"or just when anything changes shape."
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"Want to take a guess?"
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"Can you give me an example of something Kafka-esque?"
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"I always knew why I was coming in here, but if people are going to..."
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"Ashley DeMarco asked me if you were getting a sex change."
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"Exactly! I don't want to be a girl. I just want to hang with girls."
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"that never had soap in it, goodbye too hot radiator."
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"What?"
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"Okay, the first one's obvious. Hottest sophomore babe, Casey Hall."
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"Maybe even in the whole school, maybe even in America,"
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"I see her in Sociology. She's always flipping her hair around."
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"That's one term for it. Will you look at this? Best butt."
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"- Who? - Leslie Godfrey."
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"That's no lie, she sits in front of me in homeroom."
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"Have you viewed her ankles? Her ankles are like hams."
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"- Oh, God. - Well, they are quite sizable."
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"Stop reading it, it's stupid."
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"- Oh, my God, Angela! I'm on it! - What?"
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"if I'm on it or not, that's not the point."
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"Unlike, say, me, who basically never will."
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"Potential slut, now where do people get that kind of idea about me?"
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"No, I have the right to live my own life. Anyway, it's a goof."
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"Or maybe about you, because we're friends."
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"Rayanne, that's not it."
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"Sharon, would you play the twelfth bar of 23 for us, please?"
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"Two bars, two, ready, go!"
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"Okay, put them away!"
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"- You mean about the poll? - What poll?"
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"I don't know. I mean..."
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"Okay, so I have a zit, I have a zit on my chin,"
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"Camille called me at work today, can you guess why?"
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"Oh, Mom."
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"You know we had a wonderful time last year."
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"You and Sharon had a great time."
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"- What was the wonderful time? - The mother-daughter fashion show."
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"Mom sewed the dresses and they looked like nightgowns."
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"- No, they didn't. - They kind of did, Patty."
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"I'll get a nicer pattern this year."
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"and they're holding it in a real ballroom."
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"Are you actually going to sew matching outfits again?"
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"- Normally makes you curse. - It's so sick."
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"No, it's not sick. It's unbelievably corny, maybe."
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"I don't think it's so corny. What is corny?"
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"You know, I really don't ask a lot of you, Angela."
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"I'm asking you to do this one very worthwhile thing..."
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"Look, I know what you're going to say..."
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"but if I don't do things like this with her now, I mean, if not now, when?"
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"In a few years, she'll be gone and never phone..."
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"and tell some psychology major how I never spend any time with her."
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"Not to mention that this is a worthy cause, and we were always..."
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"and give something back, but we never do anything about it."
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"may possibly gain a little poise and end up ultimately feeling better--"
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"Is this a private conversation, or can anyone join?"
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"I mean, you can't pretend you don't notice."
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"Notice what, he hedged."
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"That I have lines that don't go away when I stop smiling."
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"They don't bother me, Patty. What?"
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"Ah-ha, yourself."
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"- Ready to go? - Yes."
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"this... this fundraiser?"
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"Because my mom said you were and I just wondered."
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"Excuse me for daring to speak to you."
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"Guess what, I changed my mind. You're not."
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"Go squeeze your zit."
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"And congratulations on the poll."
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