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"Yeah"
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"Oh, yeah"
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"Well, I think I can save us all some time."
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"Dwight Schrute has won every single item here."
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"Thank you very much"
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"All I had to do was look up the prices, idiots. Suck it"
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"Your donation is the largest we've ever received"
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"at over $34,000."
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"Speech"
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"Come on. Speech, speech"
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"Thank you."
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"what an honor it is to support this"
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"But I want to ask you something."
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"When did it become all about the money?"
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"When did it become about the flower arrangements?"
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"And the white wine spritzers?"
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"And all the dinner rolls?"
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"You people should be ashamed of yourselves."
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"Two? Three, maybe?"
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"Let's remember we are all here"
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"for the dog society."
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"He's what's important, whatever his name is."
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"Not any of this."
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"Whoa"
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"It was lovely It was lovely"
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"And don't forget to call. Okay"
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"Thanks so much for coming"
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"Apparently, there were some silly rumors going around tonight"
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"Very much in love"
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"So it just goes on under here like this?"
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"That's right"
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"Oh, God. Yeah, you never get used to that."
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"Twelve dogs"
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"Absolutely, it's Yes"
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"He was fired"
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"This is terrible"
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"You're right"
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"He's right. I am a mess"
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"I guess I thought that if I could convince you that I'm fine, maybe"
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"I'm sorry, it's just, l"
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"Okay. Well, Andy, listen it's okay if you don't feel totally settled."
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"Yeah, I mean, admitting that you need help is the first step."
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"Yes, and also focusing on the positive."
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"Like, I got a lot of good things going on."
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"Yeah, like that rock opera."
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"Yeah"
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"You're going to be all right"
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"And by sometimes I mean all times."
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"Every of the time"
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"She's so dainty"
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"Doesn't really poop"
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"Nothing to pick up"
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"She just kind of lies there all day like a good girl."
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"but I have to prop her eyes open so she can see it."
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"She smells horrible"
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"It's unbelievable"
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"But I don't want to put her in the bath"
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"People seem awful interested in you, Ruby"
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"Yeah, that a girl"
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"That a girl"
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"Man, that stinks"
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"Says he's actually playing State College"
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"Paul Anka?"
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"A middle-aged white male "hanging out.""
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"I'm going to bring my gym bag just in case"
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"We think you might kill Robert"
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"Yes, cut out the clutter."
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"The warehouse isn't downstairs"
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"Tonight could be the night that Darryl and I"
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"Where. Where do I look?"
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"Grey suit over there is sending a signal."
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"Well, I'm embarrassed"
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"that I was doing for eight years, so"
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"Ladies seem to like it, plus I'm getting, like, half as many bladder infections"
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"$180"
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"Have you never been to a Quaker fair before?"
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"Gosh, just today I was working on this rock opera that I'm writing"
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"Really good"
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"You know, Oscar, I really had no idea that you were so passionate about animals."
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"That piece is so predictable"
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"Oh! It says, "You're welcome to take this home.'"
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"I'm going to say what everyone is afraid to say"
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"because he realizes that music is the one thing he can't control"
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"Hey, jabroni, show some class"
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"Forgot a few salads"
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"Here's what I'm going to do"
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"What's another food that we like? Tacos"
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"Tacos. Right now"
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"Brilliant"
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"I'm not entirely sure what they are."
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"Really, Phyllis? You didn't just put it in your car?"
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"A man emptied the garbage into a bigger garbage"
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"Before we bring out our guest of honor tonight,"
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"we are very proud to introduce a great philanthropist, and a great guy,"
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"being there for someone after it's become inconvenient for them to be around"
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"Hope you all learned something Okay."
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"Well, it looks like he really did just want"
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"Oh. Oh. Oh"
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"Very savory"
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"A one hour appointment with the "Kissing Magician" goes to Dwight Schrute."
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"Wow, I can't tell you"
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"Hmm?"
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"So that is going to be my donation to you."
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"Uh"
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"Hey, just wanted to check in to see how you're doing."
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"This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me."
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"This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to you"
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"This whole night I've been trying to convince you guys that I'm fine."
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"Maybe you would think it, too."
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"No. No, he's not"
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"All the times"
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"It's been great"
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"Pepper's been getting me out of the house Going on runs"
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"Is she sick?"
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"How are her poops?"
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"It's on CNN as of two minutes ago."
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"Andrew Oh"
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"because it was giving me this angry rash on my scalp"
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"Daffodils in spring I wonder what's next"
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"Jim and I give to the Red Cross"
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