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"Homeless people? Yes"
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"'Cause in a way they're more real"
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"...than the rest of us! The rest of us"
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"This guy's having a breakdown"
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"My dog, Gerald is my life. Really?"
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"This is my cell"
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"after 9:00"
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"got the flowers."
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"mistletoe at Christmas?"
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"Sweetie, you don't want that Even in your house, it's a little much."
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"Have you ever been to our house?"
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"A big, beautiful bully"
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"Step in right away and start"
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"Bobby, Bobbo"
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"You're a rock opera guy, right?"
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"You like rock operas Well"
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"You've got to check out this thing I'm working on"
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"There's this character Thomas Oregon"
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"and he wants to destroy all the guitars in the world"
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"So, Thomas Oregon is an evil figure"
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"Evil"
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"Although he's humanized at the end"
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"And the hero who is that based on?"
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"Me, I guess"
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"We're flying so high we're cracking the sky"
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"She's right, Andy You're being a jabroni"
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"Andrew"
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"I think this may have been a bad idea."
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"Why don't you let me pay for you and Erin"
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"I would like to purchase two seats at another table, please."
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"Let's do that again"
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"That way, you get all the mail, all the calendars."
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"You can't believe how much you get just for a buck"
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"It's also nice to know you're making a difference"
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"Are you sure you ought to be giving?"
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"You ladies are as tangy as the salad dressing over there. I love it."
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"Oh, yes indeed"
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"When"
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"When"
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"Pam"
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"Pam. Yeah"
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"Angela's husband just hit on me."
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"Oh, my God I know."
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"Wait, what? Come on"
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"We were talking about animals"
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"He was just dying for me to have it."
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"but isn't it possible that he was just schmoozing a voter?"
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"Well, if you would have seen the look he gave me"
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"Whoa"
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"What happened? Did he do it? Are you"
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"Twice. For real?"
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"Okay, guys. Not every glance means something, all right?"
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"Life isn't Downton Abbey."
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"Life is Downton Abbey."
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"I'm going to go over there I'm going to talk to him"
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"And I guarantee you he gives out his cell phone to everybody"
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"It's $475"
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"That's the third time you've asked me about my strategy"
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"Almost four, but I touched the wood"
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"Hey, how are you? How you doing? I'm great."
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"How are you doing? Are you still with Dunder Mifflin?"
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"I poured myself into this ridiculous vacuum for toys called Suck It."
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"Yikes. Yeah, exactly, right?"
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"the US Military bought the patent from me for $20 million"
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"Point is, forget those guys"
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"Call me a lay man, but I wish there was some real food here"
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"You know like hamburgers"
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"or Oreos, or a pizza pie, or"
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"What I wouldn't give for a big mess of tacos"
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"30. $30"
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"Yes, yes"
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"I've never eaten a taco"
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"Mm-hmm What is interesting?"
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"he gives his cell out to everybody"
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"A gay man would not leave the house wearing those shoes"
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"A gay man wouldn't leave the store wearing those shoes"
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"Hey, you bought me these shoes."
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"Nope"
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"Which garbage? It's not there anymore."
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"and then I heard someone say they were locking the garbage"
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"You are out of control, Phyllis"
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"Come on, sweetie. We both knew how this was gonna end"
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"Thank you."
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"Want me to tell you why?"
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"Our love for them confounds reason."
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"Do you believe this guy?"
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"The State Senator Robert Lip\ton loves dogs."
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"Yes."
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"Bella here was a therapy dog for 10 years."
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"When her owner passed away, she came to this organization for placement."
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"But people don't often adopt older dogs."
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"So Bella and 11 heroes like her"
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"are being cared for by our generous volunteers"
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"because, frankly, nobody else will."
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"of those dogs"
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"Andy, that's very kind, but..."
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"No, no, no This guy can talk and talk all he wants"
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"but it's not that complicated."
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"Hello, everyone. I'm Andy Bernard"
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"and I am going to take that bitch home."
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"This bitch understands loyalty"
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"I was going to say bark but it's more of a scream"
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"I'm so ready to love all of these animals"
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"He apparently thinks you're in some kind of emotional crisis."
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"If you would like to talk about this some more, my door is always open"
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"So here's my office number and my cell number."
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"to talk about the issues I'm sorry, Oscar"
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"Okay"
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"Mm-hmm Mmm"
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"Mmm. Oh"
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"Mmm"
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"Here, let's try this again"
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"Yeah, just hold it like that. Hold it to the side"
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"Lean it to the side. Look at me, like this"
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"The winner of the three-day trip to the Skytop Lodge"
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"is Dwight Schrute!"
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"Yes"
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"The year-long membership to Scranton Bikram Yoga is..."
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"Dwight Schrute!"
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"Oh, yes"
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