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Clips from Family Guy - Welcome Back Carter (S09E09)

"than he hates sitcom two-parters."
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"Tootie, it's 8:29!"
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"Now either try that beer or dump it down the sink! Wait!"
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"Oh! Now, I have to wait a whole week to find out if she gave in"
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"to peer pressure at that drinking party!"
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"Carter! Carter, wake up!"
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"It's o... It's okay, Lois."
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"Daddy's just taking your temperature."
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"Wh... What?"
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"I heard a noise downstairs."
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"I'll go have a look."
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"It's probably just the wind."
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"The wind, dear."
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"Is that how you say that?"
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"Hi, Mr. Pewterschmidt."
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"Griffin! What the hell are you doing in my house?!"
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"Well, I was getting ready to watch a movie on your big TV,"
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"but first I thought I'd use your hot bubbly toilet."
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"That's not a toilet!"
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"Hey, when's it go down, by the way?"
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"It's just doing a lot of loop-de-loops."
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"Get the hell out of there, you son of a bitch!"
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"Oh, no, no. No, you don't get to talk to me like that anymore."
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"Not unless you want me to blab"
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"about what happened on the yacht."
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"What are you getting at, Griffin?"
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"That's right, you're gonna start doing a lot of stuff for me."
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"Like what?"
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"Well, for starters,"
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"- you got more than one limo? - Yeah."
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"You and me are gonna do a limo joust."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"All right, you ready?"
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"I don't want to do this."
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"Go!"
Family Guy
"That went exactly as I wanted it to go."
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"All right here's your Mike and Ikes"
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"with all the Ikes taken out."
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"I hope you were careful, 'cause I swear to God,"
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"if I find one Ike in there, I'm going straight to Babs."
Family Guy
"Here's your Mikes. What's next?"
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"Next, I want you to fly to France"
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"and tell French people that a good-looking,"
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"depressed guy smoking a cigarette"
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"is not a movie."
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"People of France,"
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"a good-looking, depressed guy"
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"smoking a cigarette"
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"is not a movie,"
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"and your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome."
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"All right, you got my catch phrases for me?"
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"I just want you to know this was a huge pain in the ass."
Family Guy
""Peter's New Catch Phrases, by Carter Pewterschmidt.""
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"Title's all business. I like that."
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"Also, I've been under the weather lately,"
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"so it may not be my best work."
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"That's good."
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"Really?"
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"How about this one?"
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""In your face, Nancy Grace.""
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"Oh, man, there are a lot of good ones here."
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""Fire alarm? I am the fire alarm.""
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""Find your own beach house, Crabby.""
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""Put that in your office and frame it.""
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"That last one's kind of lame."
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"Did you get down to the one at the bottom there?"
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"Which one?"
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"- "On your mark, get set, terrible." - No, this one here."
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""If you've got a problem, take it up with my butt."
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"He's the only one that gives a crap.""
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"- Oh, my God, that's it. - Yeah."
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"- That... That's the one. - I thought you'd like..."
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"You are amaz..."
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"Peter, dinner."
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"Take it up with my butt,"
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"'cause he's the only one who gives a crap."
Family Guy
"Wow, what a great sentence."
Family Guy
"You know, Lois, I've noticed Peter and Carter"
Family Guy
"spending a lot of time together lately."
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"It's nice to see them finally getting on."
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"I know. Who would have thought, huh?"
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"Boy, I can't wait to get this home."
Family Guy
"You know, I keep not laughing at The Big Bang Theory,"
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"and I figure it's got to be the television, you know?"
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"TV this size... Forget it, it'll have me laughing till I got snots falling out of my nose."
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"Carter, where are you taking our television?"
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"I'm giving it to Peter."
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"What?! Why?"
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"Yeah, why, Carter?"
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"Because Peter is the best"
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"and he is awesome and he makes better laser sounds than I do."
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"Damn right. You hear that, Lois?"
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"And he's not just saying that"
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"'cause I covered for him about his affair."
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"What?"
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"Carter, is this true?"
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"Yes, it's true."
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"Oh... Oh, dear!"
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"Well, on your mark, get set, terrible."
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"No, no, but I... I understand that this is bad."
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"You stupid fat bastard!"
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"How could you tell her I had an affair?!"
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"We had a deal!"
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"Look, I think you're blowing this out of proportion, Carter."
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"She's divorcing me!"
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"Well, I don't blame her."
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"Daddy, how could you do this to Mom?"
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"You two were perfect together."
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"It was such a close marriage."
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"You know, maybe the two of you splitting up"
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"is a blessing in disguise."
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"I mean, there are obviously some problems in your relationship."
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"Who knows, maybe some time apart could be just what you need."
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"Yeah, plus think of all the fun stuff you can do as a single guy."
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"Like... Like going to loud, awful bars"
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"and not being able to heart the mediocre-looking chick"
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"next to you say something stupid."
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"It's going to be awesome."
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"I don't know how to do anything like that."
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"It's easy."
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