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Clips from Family Guy - Welcome Back Carter (S09E09)

"♪ Marry me ♪"
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"♪ and I will buy you chewing gum. ♪"
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"With no other suitors to speak of,"
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"I agreed that I would marry him forthwith,"
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"even though my heart still belonged to Carter."
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"I believe Rodginald knew this, and he even tried to strike me"
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"in the manner to which I had become accustomed."
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"And then a miracle happened."
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"Babs!"
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"Carter!"
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"Oh, Carter, you're alive!"
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"I've missed you so."
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"Babs, be my wife!"
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"Oh, yes, Carter, yes!"
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"Hey, that's my gal!"
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"Dear, sir, I respectfully urge you"
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"to prepare yourself for one devil of a skirmish!"
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"Oh, I always love hearing that story, Mom."
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"I got a story about a fat guy who's starving and bored."
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"Look, Peter, if you're that hungry,"
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"go down to the dock and find Daddy,"
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"and we'll get dinner started."
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"You're not gonna get dinner started."
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"She's gonna tell that sloppy old Spanish maid to do it."
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"And she will, but only because she needs money"
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"to pay for medicine"
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"for her prematurely overweight son Diabeto."
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"Mama, may I have cookie?"
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"No, Diabeto, roll back to kitchen."
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"Oh...!"
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"Mr. Pewterschmidt!"
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"Mr. Pewterschmidt, dinner's ready!"
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"Damn it, he can't hear me."
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"Ah, that was excellent."
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"When I clenched it, you took your fingers away."
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"You were right to do that."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Mr. Pewterschmidt,"
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"you're having an affair?! Ew!"
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"No, no, this is my sister."
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"- Ew! - No, no, no, I'm impotent."
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"- Ew! - I mean, she looked at me while I did it to myself."
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"Ew!"
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"I mean, she's a man."
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"Ew!"
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"We're trying!"
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"We're running out of letters!"
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"Just turn the Ms upside down and send them down here!"
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"You can't just do that!"
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"There's a lot of paperwork before you can..."
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"I don't care! I'll take the heat!"
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"Mr. Pewterschmidt, you're having an affair?!"
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"Now, look, Griffin, you better not breathe a word"
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"about what you saw here."
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"But how can you be having an affair?"
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"What about Babs?"
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"That's not your concern."
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"Remember that or I'll ruin you."
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"Okay, okay, I promise."
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"I'll be as quiet as a church mouse."
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"Hey, Billy, I was gonna have a party"
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"at the rectory this evening."
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"Do you like sacramental wine and mouse Russell Crowe movies?"
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"Oh, boy, do I!"
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"Hey, can my sister come?"
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"No! She'd ruin it!"
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"Now, remember, you keep your mouth shut"
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"about what you saw."
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"Yes, sir, Mr. Pewterschmidt."
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"Oh, there you are, boys."
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"Sorry, sweetheart, I lost track of time."
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"Right, Peter?"
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"I'm Peter."
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"Well, let's eat, huh?"
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"What am I, on trial here?!"
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"Uh, maybe you should just eat something, Peter."
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"Go on, put some food in your mouth."
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"Y... Y... Yes, sir, I sure will,"
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"Mr. Cooterschmidt... Pewterschmidt! Oh, God!"
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"Peter, are you feeling all right?"
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"Oh, he's fine."
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"You know how hungry a man gets after a day at sea."
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"He eats with porpoise."
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"Ha-ha! Oop!"
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"Peter, for God's sake,"
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"you're always an embarrassment at the table."
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"You should've seen him when we had dinner"
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"with Paul McCartney's ex-wife."
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"He kept playing footsie with her under the table."
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"Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!"
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"Um, hey, guys?"
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"Uh, I... I got a problem."
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"- Um, you know how Lois has that dad? - Yeah."
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"Well, we were there the other night for dinner,"
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"and I caught him cheating with some bimbo."
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"- Oh, my God! - You're kidding!"
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"Anyway, he told me not to tell anybody,"
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"but I'm having a real hard time not telling Lois."
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"How could you not?"
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"Peter, once entered into, marriage is a sacred bond:"
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"An alliance blessed by God and hallowed by the community."
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"That's why I'll never opt for the matrimonial condition."
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"It wouldn't be fair to the historical framework"
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"of the institution."
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"But for those who do, and then turn their back"
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"on its long-standing convictions? Shame!"
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"This is unwelcome news, Peter. Very unwelcome."
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"Yeah, I know, but I don't know what to do."
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"It's really hard keeping my mouth shut."
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"Actually, you know something, Peter."
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"This... This could be an opportunity for you."
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"- What do you mean? - Well, Lois's dad is loaded."
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"Y... You could probably get him to pay through the nose"
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"to keep your mouth shut."
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"Yeah, you could really milk this thing, Peter."
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"Huh, I never thought of it like that."
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"Wait a minute. You're not serious."
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"That's totally unethical."
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"Yeah, Brian, no one cares what you think."
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"Peter, you could make him your slave!"
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