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Clips from Family Guy - Welcome Back Carter (S09E09)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪"
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"♪ on which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪"
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"Family Guy 9x03 Welcome Back Carter Original Air Date on October 10, 2010"
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"Could you have accommodated an owl?"
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"with additional funding by Archer Midland Whiteman"
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"and I was certain he had perished."
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"But it wasn't the same."
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"Oh!"
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"We need more Es and Ws down here now!"
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"Just turn them over and send them down!"
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"You didn't see anything."
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"You must be starving, Peter."
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"Oh, man. He'd hate that even more"
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"Wh... What is it?"
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"I've only seen that word written."
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"It's fine, I double-checked."
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"Yeah, they don't have those anymore."
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"Oh, this is... This is fun."
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"Ah, there's the cute little guy now."
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"Oh, oh, where are my keys?"
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"Where's my keys?! Where are my keys?!"
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"Do you think perhaps one day,"
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"♪ all the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Oh, Lois, I'm so glad you were able"
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"to make it to dinner tonight."
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"Oh, me, too, Mom."
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"We haven't seen you in ages."
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"Oh, there you are."
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"Did you find the new bathroom okay?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I'm so sorry about your father keeping us."
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"He's probably down at the dock"
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"tinkering with that darn yacht of his."
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"Oh, that's okay, Mom."
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"We'll just have to entertain ourselves for..."
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"Hey, Babs, settle something for us."
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"I wanted to bring, um, an owl on this trip,"
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"but Lois wouldn't let me."
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"Well, I suppose there's some room in the owlery,"
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"but I can't be certain."
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"I'll take that as a yes."
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"You owe Dr. Hoo an apology."
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"Hey, can we change the channel?"
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"I'm tired of watching old ships."
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"Peter, that's not a TV, it's a painting."
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"Actually, Lois, it is a TV."
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"It's the PBS show Old Ships."
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"Good, I hate PBS."
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"This PBS program is brought to you by generous grants"
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"from the Arthur Vining Davis Foundations"
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"and the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation"
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"in association with"
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"the Corporation for Public Broadcasting,"
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"Colgate Palmolive, Exxon Mobil,"
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"and a 20 I found in a blazer I wore to a wedding last year."
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"Tonight, on Ken Burns' nine-part series on street signs:"
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""Part Four: Yield.""
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"Before they had the sign, people just run into each other."
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"I don't know, maybe... Maybe you had to see the first three"
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"to get this, but I... I am completely lost."
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"Lois, you said there would be"
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"But there aren't, and I'm bored."
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"Look, Peter, why don't you just grab a book"
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"off the shelf and be quiet?"
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"No! Books are jerks."
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"Stop acting like a brat."
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"What about a picture book?"
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"Only if it has a mirror at the end of it,"
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"and it says, "How about you?""
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"Oh, wow,"
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"look at these old photos of you and Dad."
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"This must be around the time"
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"you guys were first dating, huh?"
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"Oh dear, yes."
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"Ah, your father was so handsome back then."
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"I remember the day we met."
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"It was one of those lovely, warm summer days by the shore."
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"Perfect giant beach ball weather."
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"Would you like another John Barrymore and soda?"
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"Ah, yes. Thank you, Clarence."
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"How are things in Terriblehood?"
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"Terrible, sir."
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"Good, good."
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"Ah! You dumb bitch!"
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"My friend and I held our breath,"
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"wondering which one of us he was talking to."
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"But the lucky one was me."
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"And from there, our romance blossomed."
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"Boy, you can take a punch,"
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"but at the same time, you cowered a little bit."
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"Now, that's a woman."
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"I love you, Pussycup."
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"I love you, too."
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"Now, let's kiss"
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"while the camera pans over to the drapes."
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"Good stuff happening over here."
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"All implied."
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"It was the happiest time of our lives."
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"Unfortunately, that was the year"
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"the great war with Alaska broke out,"
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"and even Carter's lofty connections"
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"couldn't save him from the draft."
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"In one of the bloodiest battles of the war,"
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"Carter nearly lost his life in the battle"
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"with the infamous, walrus-backed Nanookwaffe."
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"But through all of it,"
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"Carter never forgot to write to me daily"
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"to send his love along with a mix tape."
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"Babs, you want to spend a mind-blowing afternoon?"
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"Get stoned and listen to this song."
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"♪ Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers? ♪"
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"But after some months, the letters stopped coming,"
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"So I took up with a young dandy named Rodginald."
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"He would bring me small chocolates"
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"and sit in my front parlor and pitch woo at me,"
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"taking my hand gently and singing from bended knee"
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"the popular songs of his youth."
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