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Clips from American Dad! - The Kidney Stays in the Picture (S07E07)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"Strangers, even."
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"Give me the name of someone from your past."
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"Which, of course, means I have to."
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"We used to go down to this club called The Button and get destroyed."
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"I know The Button. I used to cruise and sell ecstasy there."
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"You know, I created ecstasy."
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"I did too create ecstasy!"
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"Nun!"
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"Nice to meet you. What's your tattoo say?"
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"Oh, I'm-I'm fine. I can hang."
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"- # Take you back # - # Doo-doo-doo-doo #"
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"I can't take it anymore, Joe."
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"- Georgie, no! - One, two, three."
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"it was the biggest mistake I ever made."
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"Can you ever forgive me?"
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"Mr. and Mrs. Smith, bad news."
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"If it fails, she dies."
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"Well, I may not be compatible..."
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"in case your daughter needs that kidney."
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"You had sex with a stranger in the coatroom?"
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"Coatroom sex, huh?"
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"I clothed her. I got her braces. I sent her to college."
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"but it wasn't the Hamburglar, so I didn't listen."
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"We have to find out who this guy is, just in case she needs his kidney."
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"No! The devil sent you into my life to destroy it!"
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"You make me sick!"
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"Says here on your mom's Facebook page that Hayley's kidneys have failed."
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"You'll walk into your room, and there will be plastic sheets all over the floor."
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"Now no one has anything."
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"Just say something. We're gonna lose the money."
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"All right. We're just gonna find the guy I slept with, get his name..."
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"The only thing I'm not charging him for is circus camp."
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"What happens if we don't get back before midnight?"
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"To Madonna-a wonderful person..."
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"Whoa-whoa. Whoa-whoa. Whoa-whoa."
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"Yeah!"
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"- His name is Joel Larsen. - Great. Let's go."
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"Look, in the future, there's a place called Jamba Juice..."
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"and they make you think it's healthy, but it just makes you fat."
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"Because if that guy is Hayley's father..."
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"Right."
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"I know it sounds crazy, but we can explain everything."
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"Oh, yeah. Back to the Future came out. I could have just said like Back to the Future."
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"- Okay, we believe you. - So you're in?"
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"In public, unprotected, yes."
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"I'm not sleeping with anyone except my Stan."
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"So regardless of who her biological father is..."
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"I'm trying to create it. Me and my roommate, Dave."
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"We have the M.D. M., but we're missing something."
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"He's a great artist. He painted the painting you see behind me."
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"And there's the guy."
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"Damn, you're fine! Why you so fine?"
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"I'm not sure which year, so just bet everything you have every year."
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"and it looks like you're casing sausage out of your butt."
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"I found out my girlfriend I'm living with is a prostitute!"
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"I don't want to know which one you use."
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"# It's hip to be square #"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"Mmm. Damn it."
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"Mmm! This bagel is so good!"
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"It's Thomas,."
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"They made a bagel just like a real New York bagel."
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"Hey, taxi!"
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"This is the most amazing bagel."
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"I wish I could tell more people about it."
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"- Why not get on Facebook? - What's that?"
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"It's the Web site you go to when you're done yanking it."
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"Here, I'll set you up, Mom."
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"- Do people really care what I just ate?"
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"Facebook is all about reconnecting."
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"How about... Kelly Wilk?"
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"No!"
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"I forbid you to locate Kelly Wilk!"
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"Oh, my God. That's Kelly!"
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"I haven't seen her in 20 years."
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"because she made people party so hard their kidneys would shut down."
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"One time, I passed out hugging the toilet bowl..."
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"my face two inches from a turd somebody left on the seat."
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"Ahh, I miss it."
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"L'll prove it. Klaus, my files."
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"I am not your secretary."
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"Now I am."
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"Nonsense."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hmph."
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"Mom, Kelly lives in D.C. You should "friend" her."
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"Do not "friend" her! Kelly is too wild."
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"- No good can come of it. - Come on!"
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"Let Mom have some fun once in a while."
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"- Why don't you ever take my side? - Because your side is always wrong."
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"- Your side is always wrong! - Ow!"
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"Ha, ha! Can't get me!"
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"Come on, Mom. It might be fun to reconnect after 20 years."
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"Sure, I'm game."
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"Oh, my God. That must be her."
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"Party till you puke!"
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"- Kelly, you crazy- - Francine."
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"Sister Wilk actually. As it says in Leviticus-"
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"Ha! I don't know what the fuck it says in Leviticus!"
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"- I'm just messin' with ya! - Oh, you crazy tramp!"
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"You haven't changed a bit!"
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"Oh, Kelly, this is my daughter, Hayley."
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""Eat Out More Often.""
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"- Hey, what do you say we grab some drinks? - I'm in."
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"- Oh, trust me. I can hang. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"Hey, you want to see a real Pontiac Fiero?"
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"- You still have that? - Yeah, it's my good-luck car."
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"L've only gotten 19 D.U.I.'s in it."
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"One, two, three!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Francine, you raised a lightweight."
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""Bistore! Bistore.""
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"- Oh, no! - That's right. Ultimate Kellys!"
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"- What's-What's in it? - Don't worry about it."
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"Let's just say it's why Montel Williams has M.S."
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"Honey, you sit this one out."
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"They don't call her The Kidney Killer for nothing."
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