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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Veteran Guy (S16E16)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"thank you for your service."
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"Hey, someone just bought a bottle of bland salad dressing."
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"The volleyball scene?"
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"There we go. Hey, another round for me and my veteran buddies."
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"See, now, that's my daughter."
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"with whom I shared the lion two decades ago."
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"Well, clear out, kids."
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"It's just part of the Hollywood deal."
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"Yes, sir. Boats, military, sir."
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"on TNT's The Last Ship, starring Adam Baldwin and Jocko Sims."
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"I fly Southwest to have a classy experience and you've ruined it."
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"What?! Why?!"
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"You three are in violation of the Stolen Valor Act,"
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"The four of us will join the Coast Guard together."
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"Sir, when do we report for basic training, sir?"
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""When you're here, you're family.""
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"- Isn't that the slogan for...? - We had it first!"
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"unprofessional and incompetent, like that ancient Roman intern."
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"This is Markus. Today's his first day."
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"Ugh, sorry. I'm so bad at this."
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"Well, I'm off."
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"Hey, you be safe."
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"But, Quagmire, there's spring break boobs everywhere!"
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"We're in the motel now."
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"I'll call them out."
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"Okay, guys, while I scan for disabled watercraft,"
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"Hey, make a fish do something."
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"- You go... - Oh, what?"
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"I wasn't sentenced, but I came anyway"
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"But you're hopeless, so I'm done."
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"Aw."
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"We are! And many people will die."
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"All right, here's what we do!"
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"Joe, you get us some..."
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"buildings in the city."
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"We track down the..."
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"Come on, guys, we don't need Quagmire to do the right thing."
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"Because we're in the Coast Guard,"
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"There's so many people."
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"We got to find those frat boys. Look for anything suspicious."
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"for the "Are We Ready To Attack, We Are,"
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"And Many People Will Die" booze cruise."
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"Can you give me a number crunch real quick?"
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"Okay, that's a lot better than we usually do."
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"Aw, man."
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"Aw, we're dying."
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"You know, Cleveland, you're an idiot."
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"Quagmire, you came back!"
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"From the coastal patrol cutter."
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"Where is it?"
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"Twerk like you're Miley Cyrus"
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"Found it!"
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"Oh, I forgot they do that."
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"- Oh, yeah! - From earlier!"
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"And I'm proud of my Coast Guard dad."
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"Ah, the Aiwa Double Tape Deck."
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"The Waldorf and Statler of every thrift store."
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"The selection here stinks."
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"Yeah, and so do the customers."
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"Jim Henson died of treatable pneumonia."
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"Hey, Brian, remember Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?"
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"They have the magic girl-power jeans."
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"Holy crap, what happened?"
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"I don't know. I-I think I turned into America Ferrera."
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"I don't want this. Help! Someone, help!"
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"Looking passable, Stewie."
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"Looking damn passable."
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"Aw, crap, people we know. You know the drill."
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"We're donating, not buying."
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"Just doing our part to give back to the community."
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"I'm gonna go wait in the alley."
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"Could you just ball them up and throw them out the window?"
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"Putting on strangers' hats is always a good idea."
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"- Thank you for your service. - Huh?"
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"My father's a veteran, too."
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"Thank you for protecting us and for posting revenge porn"
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"on Marine Corps message boards."
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"Oh, actually, I'm not..."
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"I'm gonna start a trend of interrupting your sentences."
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"Well, no, it's just a hat. I didn't..."
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"Thank you for your service."
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"Bless you and all of our veterans."
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"No, guys, I-I'm not really a vet..."
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"I don't have time to hear the rest of your sentence,"
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"but thank you for being a veteran"
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"because you're definitely a veteran."
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"And I'm Cris Collinsworth from NBC Sunday Night Football."
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"On behalf of all TV football dummies,"
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"You're-you're welcome."
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"Wow. Feels real good to be a veteran,"
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"even better than buying a bottle of Newman's Own."
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"This makes me a good person."
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"Now we can use all proceeds to do jihad stuff."
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"Hey, Peter, what's with the hat?"
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"- I'm pretending to be a veteran. - What?"
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"Yeah, it's awesome. Vets get all the sweet deals."
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"I mean, you never see a homeless vet."
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"And people have been really nice."
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"Everywhere I go, they open doors for me."
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"Welcome, sir."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, so when really fat people come,"
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"make sure we're opening both doors."
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"Look what happens when I put on sunglasses."
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"♪ Highway to the danger zone... ♪"
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"- Wow! - I want to try."
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"♪ Highway to the danger zone. ♪"
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"It's loud being a veteran!"
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"Do I need to remind you I actually am a veteran?"
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"And I'm sickened by the thought of trolling for free handouts"
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"on account of being a vet, much less pretending to be one."
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"Quagmire, what if I told you your glasses"
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"do "Playing With The Boys"?"
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"Go ahead, give it a whirl."
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"♪ I'm playing... ♪"
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