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Clips from South Park - Sarcastaball (S16E16)

"humble folks without temptation."
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"people shouting howdy neighbor!"
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"So come on down to South Park and meet some friends o' mine!"
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"That was a great hit, boys."
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"Yeah, Jackson took a real shot and"
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"I'm not sure what he's doing now,"
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"of sense because ever since his concussion in 06,"
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"a lot of hoopla about concussions this year in the NFL,"
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"between football and head trauma."
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"a loaf of bread but he definitely thinks he's baking something."
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"You don't suck at football, Butters,"
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"you suck at all sports."
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"That's true!"
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"the Browns are ready to kick it off back to the Broncos."
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"What the fuck!"
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"Yeah, I'd like to talk about this genius"
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"because of the concerns raised over concussions,"
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"of helmets they should wear little tin foil hats because you know,"
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"and we shouldn't be so barbaric!"
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"Oh you're all not getting it!"
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"See, while we're at it,"
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"And whoever catches the balloon"
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"Oh they'd love it!"
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"How about we call it -- sarcastaball!"
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"Would you mind being the"
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"coach of the South Park sarcastaball team?"
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"Dad, do we really have to wear bras?"
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"Okay!"
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"Excuse me. Pardon me."
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"How's it going, Coach?"
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"How's it going?"
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"Awesome!"
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"life lessons cuz hugging and safety is what the world is all about!"
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"Happy?"
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"Look at how much better this is!"
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"Is football safe for your kids?"
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"Oh this is good."
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"Let's make sarcastaball the official school sport nation wide!"
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"Marsh then found himself in front of the leaders of Washington."
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"Are we really going to go out there and play North Park like this?"
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"supposed to hug the fullback or compliment him."
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"I'm so confused."
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"This game is stupid."
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"I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
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"We been practicing and getting"
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"ready for this game and you fellas just wanna quit?"
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"most compassionate guys I've ever met."
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"Are we just gonna let North Park walk away"
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"that's when you gotta reach deep down,"
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"that place, inside you where all the gooey happy"
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"So let's give a big welcome"
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"to the new Coach of the Denver Broncos,"
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"Randy Marsh!"
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"I'm thrilled to be a part of this."
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"you nice going."
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"Welcome to the inaugural game of the National Sarcastaball League!"
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"between the Denver Broncos and the Oakland Raiders."
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"I'm soooo glad they got rid of vi-o-lence in sports,"
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"Dude, what do you mean we don't have a coach?!"
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"My dad is taking professional sarcastaball really seriously."
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"We can't!"
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"Who needs a coach?"
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"Oh jeez, no, I don't know fellas."
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"Butters, you understand this game better than anybody."
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"Yeah, but I-- but I can't be team Captain,"
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"That gooey goodness inside you"
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"that makes you the butteriest Butters we know."
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"Leave him alone, Wendy,"
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"Daaad!"
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"sometimes our happy creamy"
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"Oh, yeah, nice going replacement refs!"
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"They're gonna have to sort this one out with the side judge."
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"Yeah!!!!"
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"You must feel like a real winner."
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"They've had the same coach for almost a day."
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"Yeah."
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"Great."
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"but we need to get better."
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"That's just what I wanna do."
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"Hey, Butters, you got a minute?"
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"you're, you're a great player."
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"No, I just don't have the mojo you have, Butters."
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"everyone has a creamy filling inside"
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"Well, everyone has a creamy filling, Eric."
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"if I'm having wonderful dreams that make me feel really good."
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"And when I wake up,"
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"I realize some of my goo has come out."
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"Oh, jeez, there's a lot this time!"
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"just in case I ever run out of all my happy sunshine feelings."
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"I don't know."
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"It's kind of a grape-y, bleach-y flavor."
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"Do you feel warm and compassionate?"
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"I can't wait to talk sarcastaball because it's really compelling."
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"of the Denver Broncos and the inventor of sarcastaball,"
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"Really happy to have you on the show."
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"Way to go."
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"the idea I was sure it was gonna end up like this."
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"Well, it certainly makes for an exciting game."
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"Check that."
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"Thanks, Jim."
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"A seven-course meal."
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"Randy, something's happened."
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"I think this sport is doing something to your brain."
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"Help me, Sharon."
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"Tell 'em how much you like their outfits!"
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"Cuddle up!"
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"Oh boy,"
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"How do we fix this, doctor?"
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"So that's it."
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"No, sarcastaball has nothing to do with it,"
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"being sarcastic and so I must be finding an excuse."
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"out in the waiting room who can't even remember his family,"
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"but let's forget about him and focus"
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"My son is out there playing that game."
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"Okay. Well, I've got a better idea,"
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"Like me!"
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"Get with it,"
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"Butters Creamy Goo is chock-full of all the essentials an athlete needs."
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"Cumitment!"
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"And now it's available in quart size."
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