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Clips from Family Guy - Brian in Love (S02E02)

"Hello, neighbour. I'm glad we're together again."
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"Meow, meow, meow, meow! Meow, meow, meow, meow!"
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"- Oh, my God! - That's right, all dead."
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"No!"
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"But now it's time for you to meet Mr Death."
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"Argh!"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Meow!"
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"Jane is sorry! I could have been killed!"
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"So, what are you wearing?"
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"- Oh, no! - What is it?"
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"It looks like Stewie had an accident on the carpet."
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"Oh, Lois. Again?"
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"That baby just does not wanna keep his diaper on."
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"Here you are! What the hell is this?"
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"Oh, is that what it is? Really? I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food."
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"Stewie, are you upset because you went wee-wee on the carpet?"
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"Peter, you've been wearing that giant foam cowboy hat for eight months now."
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"Please, for your family, take it off."
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"Hey, I can take this hat off any time I want. I just don't want to."
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"No, it's Stewie. He peed on the carpet."
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"- Do I... do I hit him? - No!"
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"Well! The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten."
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"No, no! No, they won't be forgotten."
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"You call the police, I'll write the ransom note."
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"Bond?"
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"James Bond."
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"All right, Lois. I'll do it."
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"Oh, God. Not again, Brian. Why can't you stop peeing on the carpet?"
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"- Is everything OK? - Yeah, I just... I couldn't sleep."
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"- I'll be up in a minute. - OK."
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"Join us tomorrow for more "Price is Right"."
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"- I'm looking for toilet-training books. - Yes, we can help you there."
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"Everybody Poops is still the standard, of course."
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"Hey, Lois. I did it!"
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"Well, perhaps I could give it the old college try."
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"- It'll help me relax. - OK, buddy."
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"Aagh!"
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"Peter, I don't care what the other men are getting. You're only getting one."
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"So, it's been you all along!"
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"Oh, this is too perfect! I've been taking the blame for Rex."
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"Look, I... I really don't even know why I'm here. The urologist said I was fine."
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"Doubt that. I've got a very comfortable life. I live with a great family, my needs are met."
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"We've got a runner in sector G."
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"You're a good dog, Brian. A very good..."
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"and that just happens to be Glen's fetish."
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"Like most other people, I used to think therapy was only for crazies and nut jobs."
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"Whoa, hang on. I gave you one of the ones with silverware in it."
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"Take this one instead."
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"you have to respect her!"
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"Hey, you're Tom Tucker."
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"Hey!"
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"Wow."
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"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
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"Huh? Would you like that?"
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"Drop it. Tell me, Brian, the last accident you remember,"
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"did anything unusual happen to trigger it?"
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"All right! OK!"
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"Peter! Peter! Batman, I can't breathe."
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"Meow!"
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"You know, just the usual stuff."
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"Me and Lois? That's sick."
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"Oh, Brian, Brian. What a mess."
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"So what the hell, Brian? You cured yet?"
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"I don't wanna have to live with plastic on the furniture like some Italian family."
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"He, uh... thinks I'm in love."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You don't wanna spend your life wondering what could have been."
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"- Sir, I need a decision. - Uh, uh..."
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"And to this day I still lay awake at night wondering about the soup that got away."
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"- I've taken you for granted. - Get a room!"
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"- Come sit with me. - Oh, OK."
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"Thank you, Diane."
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""I'd take my sweater off, but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin." Ha! Ha! Ha! Imbecile."
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"and the uncommon, sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you."
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"- Magnificent. - Up, up. Stewie wants to go uppie."
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"You want me to pick you up, sweetie?"
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"My goodness, you're affectionate tonight!"
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"- Uh, hi. - Well, hello, Brian."
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"Someone like me wouldn't change it for anything in the world either."
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"To be clear-we were talking about me being in love with you and you rejecting me, right?"
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"Say we were drunk and knew we wouldn't remember?"
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"I tell you, Peter, I wish I'd taken this up years ago."
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"There are a lot of different kinds of love, and ours was perfect the way it was."
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"So she dumped you, huh? To hell with her. She'll probably end up with some idiot."
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"Serves her right!"
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"Mulligan."
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"- Actually, it's your mortal enemy, Stewie. - What the...?"
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"Don't visit the neighbourhood of make-believe today."
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"And now, Mr Rogers - Fred. May as well drop the bloody formalities."
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"- I'm going to kill you anyway. - No, please... don't!"
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"How ironic! "Rogers". It almost rhymes with "eliminate"."
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"- Wha... wha...?! What the devil? - It's OK, Stewie."
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"You were just talking in your sleep."
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Help! Jane!"
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"Stop this crazy thing!"
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"- Oh, my God! George! - Did you not hear me out there?"
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"- Are you...? - Go to your room."
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"For 45 minutes I was out there screaming. I know that cos my damn watch is broken!"
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"Wow. I bet you can see right through that."
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"- Chris, who are you talking to? - Grandma."
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"Here's 50 cents. Do me a favour, sweetheart."
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"Next time you're shopping, why not splurge on a tin of solid white albacore?"
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"- What did you just say? - Hey, Lois... Did you pee in here?"
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"Peter, we have a serious problem we need to discuss."
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"Oh, jeez. This isn't another one of those interventions, is it?"
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"Get away!"
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"- Bend down, Mother. - Yes, honey?"
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"He's probably just ashamed, Lois."
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"You're a helpless little carpet tinkler, aren't you?"
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"I will not be forgetting... those outrages."
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"- Not the... - Outrages, yeah. I think we got it."
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"Oh!"
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"Isn't he too young? You know what happened to the Lindbergh baby."
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"- Charles, he's only six months old. - Honey, would you relax?"
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"God, I flew across the Atlantic by myself. I'm a national treasure, for God's sake."
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