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Clips from American Dad! - Chimdale (S04E04)

"Oh, my neck is killing me."
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"Being trapped in this room is stressing me out."
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"Look, Frannie. I know you're hurting."
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"Oh, my God. I think you fixed it."
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"- [Groans] - Mom?"
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"I don't understand. It should have worked. I learned that move..."
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"Oh, boy. I think I raped a guy."
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"Well, well. Don't we look cozy."
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"- Uh-huh. Yeah. - Quite cozy."
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"Oh. Forgot my locker key."
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"It's bungeed to my wrist."
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"Oh. Forgot my water bottle."
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"You want to pay the 1,800 bucks ifTurlington finds her?"
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"I thought you were trying to hide something."
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"Us? Oh, that's so silly."
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"- [Grunting Softly] - Ow! She bit me!"
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"- What? - [Gasps]"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"Well, we might be able to work something out, if you're willing to do something for me."
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"You girls head up to the room. I don't want you to have to see this."
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"- Well, then, what? - I need you to help me catch this pistachio thief."
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"I've been over this case every which way, and nothing makes sense."
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"I've even rounded up all the keys to the closet..."
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"so now there's only two people that have one- me and..."
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"- Mr. Chimdale? - [Clapping]"
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"And now you are."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Daddy. Did you hear that, Daddy?"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"- L- I just miss him so much. - [Chimdale] We all do, son."
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"We all do."
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"- This is crazy. - I know."
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"Pistachios rhymes with Mustachios."
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"- [Cell Phone Rings] - Hello?"
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"[Steve] I'm almost to Mom, sucka. I can already smell the Chimdale salt flats."
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"Behold, Mother! Your husband is a giant-"
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"Oh, brownies!"
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"I'll say hello to Chimdale for ya."
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"[Whimpers]"
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"- Damn it. - [Tires Screech]"
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"[Engine Starts]"
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"- Give me back my hair, Steve! - Not a chance!"
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"Uh, would you mind dropping me off at the Chimdale Spa?"
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"All right. But I'm getting some ribs first."
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"What are you doing? I don't have time for ribs."
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"I only know two things: Perpetual virginity and ribs."
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"And the best ribs in the state are at Way Crazy's in Langley Falls."
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"Please! My mother's a baptist minister, and she wouldn't scrub her ass with Way Crazy's."
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"Mmm. Well, you were right about those ribs, Justin..."
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"but I'm pretty sure theJews didn't know about 9/11."
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"Got it! You almost had your old man, Steve..."
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"but it's time for you to go home."
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"Fine. I'll go home. But just know this:"
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"You may have kept your hair, but you lost your son."
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"Damn, Steve."
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"Son, wait. You're right."
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"- What are you doing? - Showing your mother the real me."
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"You were supposed to stop me. The gesture should have been enough."
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"Come on. Give me a break. You only have to wear that brace for six weeks."
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"This is permanent. What do you want from me?"
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"Dad, all I want is for you to be the man that you're asking me to be."
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"Stan. Where's your hair?"
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"I don't have any. I am bald."
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"No. I know. I mean, where's your wig?"
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"- What? - Your wig. You're not wearing it. Where is it?"
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"You mean, you knew?"
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"Our general thinking was that you might overreact."
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"I wasted all that time being ashamed for nothing?"
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"Huh. Here, Roger. I guess you can add this to your collection."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"So now I'm gonna be bald forever."
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"It doesn't matter to us if you've got hair."
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"Yeah, Stan. I'm bald, and I made out with your wife."
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"What?"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time!"
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"Yeah. I've been using it so long, I don't even notice it anymore."
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"- Oh, once isn't enough? - No, Roger, I meant it as a good thing."
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"Steve, sit down."
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"Son, in life, it's not what's on the outside that matters."
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"It actually works out great during two-a-days. Keeps your head cool."
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"I tried everything to get rid of it, but nothing seemed to work."
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"[Steve] The acne medicine caused your hair to fall out."
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"Apparently, a side effect of the acne treatment was total loss of-"
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"Nobody cares what's on the inside. If they did, I would have married..."
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"Roger, these treatments look amazing."
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"- I'm starting a new ethnic slur. Did it take? - [Knocks]"
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"I might have left school early yesterday..."
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"Caution. Objects in mirror may be sadder than they appear."
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"I'd rather be bald than be a hypocrite in the eyes of my son."
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"Chrome dome, baldy, cue ball, "Leukemia" Skywalker."
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"Someone drew three dots on your head?"
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"Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Walk right through the lobby."
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"- [Wheels Squeaking] - Sorry you're leaving so soon."
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"I can't help but think your father would have had this case solved by now."
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"Hey, Lorraine. Do you know what this is?"
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"Okay. This flight suit can withstand 200 miles of wind-force."
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"I will now attempt a simple coordination test with these blocks. L-"
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"Because l- I need to get them appraised, for insurance purposes."
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"Here you go. This mud bath will make you feel better."
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"- ## [Whistling] - Oh, crap!"
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"- Big breath, sweetie. - But-"
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"You were gonna let me die for $1,800?"
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"to make you into the greatest spa detective since your father."
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"- Wait a minute. This isn't Chimdale. - Steve!"
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"We talking 'cue? 'Cause I got news for you."
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"Nothing's worth losing you."
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"[Inhales Deeply]"
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"Um, no."
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"- No, not really. - What?"
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"- [Laughing Continues] - Snot!"
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"- Stupid back brace. - [Clanging]"
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"I should get back before somebody comes and sees we only have two spa wristbands."
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"That was so close. I think he's onto us."
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"You just missed the exit! Smooth move, bald wax!"
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"- Yeah. We all knew. - I didn't know."
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"- Now hop in the suitcase and first round's on me. - [Sighs]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"I'm serious. In fact, you should be proud of your deformities."
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"Those are the finger holes in my bowling ball."
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"[Groans]"
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