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Clips from Family Guy - Holy Crap (S02E02)

"Please, go into the living room and make yourself at home!"
Family Guy
"What is the Pope doing here?"
Family Guy
"You kidnapped the Pope?"
Family Guy
"Well, my dad thinks I'm a screw-up. I was hoping you could change his mind."
Family Guy
"Your father is entitled to his opinion."
Family Guy
"But more important is what you think."
Family Guy
"Look deep in your heart, my son."
Family Guy
"No. I'm not. You know what? I'm a damn good father."
Family Guy
"Grandpa is wrong."
Family Guy
"Meg, it's not a sin for a girl your age to like boys."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Daddy."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Dad!"
Family Guy
"Good for you, Peter."
Family Guy
"But isn't there someone else you should speak to?"
Family Guy
"Yes, there is."
Family Guy
"Same goes for your heart, Tin Man."
Family Guy
"I meant you should talk to your father."
Family Guy
"You're right. You with me, big guy?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I go where I am needed."
Family Guy
"To the Popemobile!"
Family Guy
"Remember when we brought in that stripper for Lombardi's birthday..."
Family Guy
"Wow, it's the Pope!"
Family Guy
"Holy Mother! It's the Holy Father."
Family Guy
"I am not worthy."
Family Guy
"You are indeed worthy, for you have raised a fine son."
Family Guy
"His zest for life is an affirmation of God's great love within us all."
Family Guy
"Wow! And that's from the freakin' Pope!"
Family Guy
"Stand by, boys."
Family Guy
"I was wrong about you!"
Family Guy
"You've gone soft on me, Holy Father!"
Family Guy
"- Whoah, easy, Pontiff. - Because I'll excommunicate your sorry..."
Family Guy
"Okay, time out."
Family Guy
"Oh! I have never met such an infuriating man!"
Family Guy
"You must have the patience of a saint."
Family Guy
"Well, he's my dad. And I just want him to love me."
Family Guy
"I just don't like you. I don't like anything about you!"
Family Guy
"Keep playing. I think this is as good as it gets."
Family Guy
"Dad, to be honest, I don't like you either."
Family Guy
"The good Lord said to honor thy father."
Family Guy
"Well, in that case, Dad..."
Family Guy
"...l'm gonna eat meat on Fridays, golf on Sundays..."
Family Guy
"Well, fine. I'll be on me way."
Family Guy
"Take back your job, and give your old man a hug."
Family Guy
"I know you do, Son."
Family Guy
"I guess the good Lord doesn't have much use for an old man like me."
Family Guy
"I suppose I could use another pair of hands on my tour."
Family Guy
"You'd give Dad a job, even knowing what a jerk he is?"
Family Guy
"I have to. As you said, Peter, "I am the freakin' Pope.""
Family Guy
"No flash photography, or you'll go straight to Hell! You!"
Family Guy
"You're in God's house, you heathen!"
Family Guy
"Take that cap off before I take it off for you!"
Family Guy
"I think your father found the perfect job."
Family Guy
"Let's hope so. I love being a good father."
Family Guy
"But I don't want to have to be a good son again for a long, long time."
Family Guy
"Peter, open the door, and break out the schnapps!"
Family Guy
"Guess who needs a place to sleep it off for the weekend?"
Family Guy
"- Mom? - Oh, my God, no!"
Family Guy
""It seems today that all you see"
Family Guy
"Third place, Peter Griffin and a stalk of corn."
Family Guy
"Now that he's retiring, we can finally spend some time together."
Family Guy
"But is Bobby really a doctor?"
Family Guy
"That was some speech, Dad."
Family Guy
"Bless her heart. She's on another one of her prayer missions in Las Vegas."
Family Guy
"- I don't want to be a bother. - It's no bother, is it, Lois?"
Family Guy
"Really? What's your favorite book of the Bible?"
Family Guy
"I'm not a broken-down old mule! I can still work!"
Family Guy
"Don't be using the Lord's name in vain!"
Family Guy
"I hate to say this..."
Family Guy
"Hey! Break up the sewing circle and get back to work!"
Family Guy
"I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh."
Family Guy
"Lois, lunch is a sin. Taking a break is a sin."
Family Guy
"I'm a damn good father, and that's more than I can say about you!"
Family Guy
"...and has a talk with his unemployed son."
Family Guy
"Stewie, eat your oatmeal. Honey, you're a wonderful husband..."
Family Guy
"The moment has arrived at last."
Family Guy
"It's supposed to be "Jesus," right?"
Family Guy
"Wave at the Pope there, Luke."
Family Guy
"Relax. I just hijacked his bubble car so he can convince my dad I'm a good guy."
Family Guy
"This is the most reckless thing you've ever done!"
Family Guy
"...and it turned out to be his son? I think this is gonna top it."
Family Guy
"I was wrong all right."
Family Guy
"I love you with all me heart."
Family Guy
"But I won't enjoy it. And she hates it."
Family Guy
"- What are you gonna do now? - I don't know."
Family Guy
"Thanks, boys. Just like that."
Family Guy
"I know. They're like a big, gray enchanted forest."
Family Guy
"I'll see you at home."
Family Guy
"...he'd best go to confession to beg forgiveness for all his failings!"
Family Guy
"That's a nice thought, Lois, but sadly, it means nothing coming from you."
Family Guy
"...His Holiness, the Pope!"
Family Guy
"Do you think you're a screw-up?"
Family Guy
"Is there a bathroom here? I don't think I can wait anymore."
Family Guy
"I'll get him."
Family Guy
"All finished. What's next?"
Family Guy
"...yourself before God?"
Family Guy
"I'm not sure how that came up exactly, but me and Dad have never been closer."
Family Guy
"Why not?"
Family Guy
"I always wake up fine, but it's just so darn inconvenient..."
Family Guy
"...a very devoted son."
Family Guy
"What are you doing, lad? Nothing!"
Family Guy
"Dad, some of the guys think that..."
Family Guy
"...but it doesn't seem like your dad is interested in bonding with you."
Family Guy
"Are you ready to humble..."
Family Guy
"Open this door! Open it, I say!"
Family Guy
"So I guess you were wrong about me, Dad."
Family Guy
"I need hear no more. Everyone, this is your new shop foreman."
Family Guy
"- Kevin? - He lives next door."
Family Guy
"He lives next door to a harlot!"
Family Guy
"Well, in that case, I'm suing you for sexual harassment."
Family Guy
""all the things that make us"
Family Guy
"I've never asked the church for anything, but I don't know where else to turn."
Family Guy
"- Wipe it off, Nine. - Waving at the Pope here, Boss."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Jesus."
Family Guy
"Super. And only three more hours till school."
Family Guy
"Hey, be a sport. Take the pills out of my pocket and put one under my tongue."
Family Guy
"Can you do that fluttery thing like when the Brady kids run down the stairs?"
Family Guy
"He's in jail."
Family Guy
"Dad, you left the ball game with me to go work in a mill?"
Family Guy
"I'm just a faithful Catholic man..."
Family Guy
"You may think you're alone, but God's watching."
Family Guy
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