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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) (S16E16)

"You do? Thanks."
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"Truth is, I haven't felt this way with anyone in a long time."
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"- Oh, what, for a play? - No."
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"Oh, you're a show dog?"
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"No wonder you have such a perfectly coiffed anus."
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"Thank you."
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"No, thank you. It's perfect."
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"Come on, now, Brian."
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"A lady has to have a few secrets."
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"This must be how Ronald Reagan felt about Nancy."
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"Nancy, will you make me the happiest man in the world"
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"by turning a blind eye to the AIDS crisis"
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"and ineffectually trying to warn young people about drugs?"
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"Yes!"
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"♪ If you're too young ♪"
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"Peter, I'm really worried about Chris."
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"The shock of seeing Arthur Valentine die"
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"seems to have really gotten to him."
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"Well, you know, in Awakenings,"
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"Robin Williams tossed a baseball to Robert De Niro,"
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"Chris, you doing okay?"
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"It's Mom and Dad."
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"You're gonna hurt him if you..."
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"Awakenings!"
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"What? Are you serious?"
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"Oh, God, that broke his nose."
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"Let's-let's twirl some toilet paper up into his nose,"
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"You're such an amazing guy."
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"I'd say we're both lucky."
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"Don't-don't do that."
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"What-what? What's the matter?"
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"Oh, brutal."
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"I'm really sorry, Brian."
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"It's not that I don't want to kiss you."
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"but my owners made an arrangement"
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"with the organizers of the next dog show."
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"They paid a lot of money to schedule me to breed"
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"with whichever male dog wins the competition."
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"I know it might seem odd to you,"
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"I have to have sex with whichever male dog wins,"
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"whoever that ends up being."
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"Stewie, we're entering a dog show!"
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"♪ Family Guy will be right back! ♪"
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"All right, Brian. Now, if we're going to get you"
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"ready to compete in that dog show,"
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"we've got a lot of training to cover."
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"Oh, yeah, I've seen these."
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"You click it when you want me to do a trick,"
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"But maybe we should just focus on getting ready for the show."
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"Well, look who wants to be prepared."
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"You're a regular Beagle Scout."
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"Wait, shouldn't I be the one who clicks if I like the joke?"
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"You can't just click after everything you say."
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"If it's funny, I can. And so far, they've all landed."
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"Unlike the planes on 9/11."
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"See? No click."
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"That one was in poor taste. Not funny."
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"You know, I was supposed to be on one of those planes."
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"Um, yes. Brian Griffin."
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"Oh, hey!"
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"Uh, you know, I... You-you just made dog shows"
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"sound so fun the other day, I-I thought I'd give it a try."
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"Who knows? Maybe I'll end up top dog."
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"And on top of you."
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"Brian, most of these dogs have been training since birth."
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"Are you sure you're ready for this?"
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"I'm a regular Beagle Scout."
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"Good luck, Brian."
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"but I killed a jaywalker in 2002."
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"She looked old, but she was only 51."
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"That's why all mothers do that."
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"Now drink your ginger ale."
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"Hey, hey, hey!"
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"It's Arthur Valentine,"
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"here to accelerate awkwardly into a bush."
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"Damn it!"
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"Valentine?"
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"But I saw him die."
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"That can only mean one thing."
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"What? No! No, no. What?!"
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"What the hell are you doing?!"
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"I've seen The Walking Dead!"
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"I have to destroy your brain"
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"- Chris, take it easy! - Get off of him!"
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"I... How did..."
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"There is no Arthur Valentine?"
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"Valentine's Day would take on new meaning for Chris"
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"in the years to come,"
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"but he would remember none so bittersweetly as this one."
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"How you doing? You feeling good?"
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"Because this thing is gonna come down to the arbitrary whims"
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"of whatever elderly volunteers"
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"were able to get transportation here on a Tuesday."
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"Yeah, I... Hey, watch it!"
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"Careful. That's your competition."
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"And as our judges tabulate the results,"
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"Yes!"
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"Man, thank you for all your help, Stewie."
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"It's happening right here? Right now?"
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"Uh-huh. They have to certify the union, Brian."
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"Please turn up the lights."
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"What? No! No, the opposite!"
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"In fact, could someone maybe turn on"
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"some-some Drake or The Weeknd?"
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"Ha! He's blowing it! He can't do it!"
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"Quagmire?! What are you doing here?"
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"to anything in this town that's sex-related."
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"If-if you just-just give me a second to get, like,"
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"- who needs to pay for college so she, uh... -"
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"This specimen is unable to perform."
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"Please bring in the boxer."
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"I'm sorry, Brian, but this is"
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"what I was trying to tell you."
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"I guess this is good-bye."
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"I'll always remember you, Brian."
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"I promise to name one of the puppies after you."
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"Let's just cross our fingers..."
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"Yup."
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"Come on, let's just go home."
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"Okay."
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