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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) (S16E16)

"We have to focus all our attention on our hostess now."
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"He-he just needs a little time."
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"Scott..."
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"I'm finally ready to hear the specials."
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"Let's have a dying marriage side-face kiss."
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"Well, I better set out a can of tuna fish and a cigar"
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"for Arthur Valentine."
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"that we finally need to deal with."
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"What? Why not?"
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"Some of the kids think he's weird"
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"because he takes his shirt off to pee."
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"Yeah, I taught him that. That's also called "peeing.""
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"Pee? Pee now?"
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"Why no valentines?"
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"Y-You're gonna get tons of valentines."
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"Who's Arthur Valentine?"
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"Only the most magical man ever."
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"a purple Vespa to, um..."
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"He does?"
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"Uh-huh, and he has a long beard..."
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"B-But not for medical reasons, he just likes the look."
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"Plus, he-he wears a Cat in the Hat hat"
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"and sometimes a scarf, no matter what Lois says"
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"because it gives him a youthful vibe"
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"We were just trying to cheer Chris up."
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"I assumed he'd outgrow it in a few years,"
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"We've got to put an end to this Arthur Valentine nonsense."
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"Well, I best be going anyway."
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"Donna and I are spending our Valentine's Day"
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"in Johnnie Cochran pajamas, just caressing each other"
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"in a very beige bedroom."
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"Yeah, and hopefully Bonnie and I'll"
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"do a sexy bath night like last year."
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"It was amazing."
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"She laid out a trail of rose petals,"
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"at the same time as a woman, and I go,"
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""Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!""
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"What about you, Brian? What are your plans for Valentine's Day?"
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"What? Oh, uh, no real plans, I guess."
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"Hey, you can come over to my house, Brian."
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"I thought you had that whole thing with Bonnie."
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"I do, but she needs help lifting me into the shower chair."
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"Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker."
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"in honor of Valentine's Day."
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"So if you're looking to do a river murder,"
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"this could be your window."
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"I hope Rupert and I haven't been too loud up there."
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"Well, Brian, if you're stuck being a single loser,"
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"Wait a minute. What am I thinking?"
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"Oh, boy, look!"
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"I-It's actually time your father and I"
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"had a talk with you about Arthur Valentine."
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"Yeah, that's, uh, that's right."
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"What? Not real?"
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"Well, first, Chris, English is a very fluid language."
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"We're sorry, but you're old enough now to know the truth."
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"He... he doesn't exist."
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"It seems like there's no getting through to him."
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"You know, if Chris is this hard to convince,"
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"we may just have to kill Arthur Valentine."
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"What? What do you mean?"
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"Have you fallen and can't get up?"
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"Guess I better not drop the soap."
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"That one's the death penalty."
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"You were very lucky."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"I had him pump my stomach, too. Doc, what was in there?"
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"Well, it's a pretty extensive list."
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"I'm gonna need Billy Joel to help me out."
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"♪ An old pet rock, an antique clock, a ton of red Play-Doh ♪"
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"♪ Colored pencils, lots of nickels ♪"
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"♪ They were in my tummy 'cause they all looked yummy ♪"
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"♪ He didn't poop those items ♪"
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"Wow, that was great, Billy!"
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"Hey, does anyone call you Bill Joel or William Joel?"
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"Uh, no. Does anyone call you Petey Griffin?"
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"No, they don't, because I'm an adult,"
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"which is kind of what I was getting at."
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"I know. It's so lame, right?"
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"And did you see the lady outside with the empty cat carrier?"
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"Ugh. Cry much?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I bet she actually thinks that thing loved her."
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"Shake."
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"What are you in for?"
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"Uh, I got this small cut, and they wanted to bandage it"
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"so I'd stop chewing the crap out of my foot."
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"Aw, that sucks. I love chewing the crap out of my foot."
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"But while I was here, I also had to get..."
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"Let me give you my number. It's on the back of here."
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"See you around, Brian."
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"Is this the Veteran Aryan's office?"
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"No, this is the veterinarian's."
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"I think you want the Veteran Aryan's Center next door."
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"Ah, I see the confusion. This must happen all the time."
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"We're ready for the German shepherd."
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"This is a very confusing lobby."
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"It's-it's just..."
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"Sort of. I-I was just rereading some of the texts"
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"I already sent her."
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"You're rereading your own texts?"
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"Yeah, do you, do you not do that?"
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"Come in, Red Shrew."
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"Peter, we did not decide on those names."
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"Chris, come down here, quick! I see Arthur Valentine outside!"
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"I think he's come to say hi!"
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"Yeah, look."
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"Oh, my God. Hi, Arthur!"
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"I love you so much, and I haven't cussed once today!"
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"Dad, get the bowl of tuna from under my bed!"
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"Oh, my God, he's dead."
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"He's dead!"
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"Huh. That looks tasty."
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"Hey, who's your favorite artist?"
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"Me? Uh..."
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"but that was, that was pretty genius, you know?"
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"I mean, leave it, leave it to a Polack to just grab the paint"
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"with his hands and just start chucking it everywhere."
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"I mean, it's great."
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"I already really like you."
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