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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) (S16E16)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"Not like last year when we went to the Outback Steakhouse,"
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"Mwah."
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"I can't wait to see what he brings me."
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"Uh, you want to tell us what the holy hell that was?"
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"I'm afraid it's something we made up"
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"You see, years ago, when Chris was in preschool..."
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"Hey, hey, hey, stop crying, Chris."
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"Y-You're gonna..."
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"Um, from... Arthur Valentine."
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"Yeah, yeah, that's right!"
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"And he comes every Valentine's Day on-on a-a..."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right."
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"Ha! Looks like Brian's the only guy with nothing going on."
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"Happy Valentine's Day!"
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"Oh, yeah, we're gonna go all night."
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"Just leave me alone, Stewie."
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"you might as well just embrace it."
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"Chocolate is poisonous to dogs. I better stop or..."
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"Happy Valentine's Day!"
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"I'm afraid Arthur Valentine isn't real."
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"Then who leaves those notes with all the misspellings?"
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"No! You're both lying!"
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"Maybe we make Chris believe that Arthur Valentine is dead."
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"Huh. Well, we just might have to."
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"Hey, what's the matter, Brian?"
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"We managed to pump your stomach just in time."
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"♪ Banjo strings, chicken wings, Cassingle by Skee-Lo ♪"
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"Hey, I'm Brian."
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"...a prescription filled."
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"- It's this. - Got it."
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"Bye, Ellie."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"You think you could be with me? Right here? In this place?"
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"I met someone amazing the other day at the vet's office, and..."
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"And it's so great dating someone who understands"
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"That's good."
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"Nobody does that."
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"Golden Eagle to Red Shrew. Ready for the plan?"
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"Really?!"
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"Arthur!"
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"God, I forgot how much I love art."
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"You know, I really like, uh, that Jackson "Polack.""
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"You know, I-I know they're not supposed to be that bright,"
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"It's pronounced "Pollock.""
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"But, Brian, you don't have to keep trying so hard"
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"but I've got to go; I have rehearsal."
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"I mean, I... God, I-I bet every time you go snarfling on it,"
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"Man, she is something else."
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"Oh, yes, Ronnie! Yes!"
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"I-I've never seen him so depressed and catatonic."
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"Awakenings!"
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"I never thought Chris would take things so hard."
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"I think we went too far by killing Arthur Valentine."
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"We have to bring him back to life."
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"Awakenings!"
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"He didn't even flinch. It's bad. Let's do your thing."
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"and-and then when... we'll-we'll do your thing."
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"Wow, thanks again."
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"What a nice dinner."
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"Oh, no, no, no, wait!"
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"Yeah, that's gonna be a terrible car ride, man."
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"I would hate to be you, and I'm me."
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"I smell the poop on your breath, and then that's all I want,"
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"What, like... like breed breed?"
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"but this happens in the dog show world."
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"- Where's Stewie? - He ate me!"
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"Now, Brian you've got to roll over and be good on all fours."
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"If Nathan Lane can do it, so can you."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, me, too."
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"You bet I am. I've never been so prepared."
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"That's hilarious."
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"I mean, back then, that was old to me."
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"Arthur..."
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"He must be a zombie!"
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"Stop!"
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"and then talk about it for the next hour!"
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"- You're gonna kill me! - It's not what you think!"
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"Now do you understand?"
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"We never meant to hurt you, buddy."
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"This is Joe Swanson, signing off."
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"Joe, your mom died."
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"Seriously?"
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"The hell's his problem?"
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"His name's Max."
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"Okay, who wants to start the dog show?"
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"Don't you?"
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"That'll do it for the males."
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"we can now announce our female division."
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"The winning bitch, for the tenth year in a row,"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"And our winner in the male division is..."
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"I really couldn't have done it..."
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"What the... What's going on?"
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"This-this is it?"
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"Stud is ready to mount."
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"Commencing union."
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"Uh, maybe a hot babysitter"
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"I'm just not sure how this could work"
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"And I'll always remember you, Ellie."
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"it's not one of the ones he eats."
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"Is this the romantic ending you were hoping for?"
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"Look, that was a tricky situation, all right?"
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"trust me, I-I would've, I would've set her world on fire."
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"♪ The check, the check. ♪"
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"Peter, come on, time to get dressed"
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"for our Valentine's Day dinner."
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"We don't want to be late for our reservation."
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"Yeah. I decided we're going someplace nice this time."
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"but it's "out" as in the gay way."
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"We'll get to the specials, but first, I need to tell you..."
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"I'm gay."
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"No waiter of mine is gonna be gay!"
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"Peter, please. He's our waiter."
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"He's the only waiter we have."
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"Lois, our waiter is dead to us."
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