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Clips from Family Guy - Saving Private Brian (S05E05)

"Ever since you hooked up with this band, you're like a completely different person,"
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"and I don't like it one bit."
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"He's acting worse than you did when you tried to cover your farts by coughing."
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"Okay, welcome to the PTA meeting."
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"On the subject of school lunches, I know there's been some concern about nutrition..."
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"We've had complaints about the soda machines..."
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"And I have spoken with the school board..."
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"Is there something you'd like to say, Mr. Griffin?"
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"Uh..."
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"No."
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"No, I'm good."
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"All right, men."
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"This obstacle course represents the final test of your training."
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"or none of you graduate. Griffin, it's up to you."
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"just stay out of our way."
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"And... go!"
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"There's Waldo."
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"- Fresh pepper? - Yes, thank you."
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"My boyfriend just dumped me."
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"If it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be."
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"Thanks!"
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"You did it, Brian! You did it!"
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"Oh, I say, this is an even bigger accomplishment than"
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"Okay, back up."
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"Further."
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"Back up some more."
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"Okay, have her enter. Action!"
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"Damn it. Cut!"
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"You've all passed basic training."
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"I'm sure you'll do your country proud tomorrow morning,"
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"Okay, I go in store, I throw backpack. Big boom."
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"No, no, no, you are big boom. Big hero."
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"Okay, right, so I throw backpack,"
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"No, no, no, no, no. You : boom."
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"Okay, yeah. See you in a few minutes, big hero."
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"Unit 17, this is base. Please report."
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"Ten-four, everything's Charlie 40-60."
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"What does that mean?"
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"I don't know. I just thought you're supposed to say names and numbers."
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"Uh, help! Help!"
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"Uh, uh, I mean, ah, ah, Charlie, Tango, Cash,"
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"Roger that. We're moving to your position."
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"Chris, your father and I are very upset by this new attitude of yours."
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"I don't care what you think of me!"
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"I am so self-conscious about what people think of me."
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"I am out of here!"
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"You know, I think I may have an idea what's causing this behavior, Peter."
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"Look at all this stuff."
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"Listen to these lyrics."
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""I rip it hardcore like porno-flick bitches.""
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""I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits.""
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"Oh, look, they've got a translation for white people :"
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"Peter, these lyrics are filthy."
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"All this violent music is what's screwing Chris up."
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"Marilyn Manson! Is that who's causing all this?"
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"Yeah, it's all him or her's fault."
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"Look, you can totally see his or her nipples."
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"- That's obscene, maybe. - There's only one thing to do."
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"You're right,"
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"we got to find this Marilyn Manson"
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"and I got to give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis."
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"Right. We're just got to convince them we're not army material."
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"Wow, look at how gay we are."
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"I am so gay, with my gayness."
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"I'm a homo."
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"- Any room for one more? - Hell yeah!"
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"We get injured and go home with purple hearts."
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"Shoot me in the foot."
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"What? Shoot yourself in the foot."
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"Here, you shoot me and I'll shoot you."
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"I don't think this is gonna work."
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"Of course it'll work. Ready? One..."
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"three!"
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"Damn it! Oh, my God! That hurts!"
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"- I think you missed me. - All right, I'll try again."
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"Now get over here!"
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"No, no, no, no, no! I changed my mind!"
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"- I don't want to do it! - Come on, we had a deal!"
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"Oh, you got me. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"Oh, ow, oh, we are in so much pain right now, the two of us."
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"Oh, ow..."
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"Okay, that was real!"
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"Hey, hi, um, I'm Private Stewie"
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"and this is Private Brian."
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"so, uh, we figured an honorable discharge would be in order"
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"Getting shot doesn't get you out of here anymore."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, we take whatever we can get."
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"I mean, we got two dead guys guarding the ammunition."
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"Sorry, guys, you are here until the job is done."
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"Democracy just kicked in!"
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"So it's over? That seems unlikely."
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"There was only one man in the world with the vision to predict something like this."
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"Damn."
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"And the Grammy for Biggest Posse goes to..."
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"Ja Rule."
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"What?!"
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"No, Madonna. "Posse.""
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"Oh."
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"What gets wetter as it dries...?"
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"A towel."
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"Hey, look, right over there."
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"Hey, Manson!"
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"What in the world was that for?"
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"- Oh, it's a guy. - That's for ruining our son."
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"He used to be a sweet boy until he heard your music."
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"Chris? We brought someone you might like to meet."
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"Oh, my God, Marilyn Manson!"
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"Hey there, Chris. You working hard or hardly working?"
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"- So I see you're in a band. - Yep."
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"but respect for your elders is a tune we can all dance to."
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"- Really? - Sure."
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"And the best way to start a fun-filled day of being a good citizen"
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"And fruits are important, too."
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"You mean like apples, oranges and bananas?"
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"And now, I think your parents have something to say."
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"Chris, you don't really believe all the things in those song lyrics, do you?"
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"Then why you been acting like such a punk?"
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"I think I have an idea."
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"Peter, when was the last time you and Chris here did something together?"
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