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Clips from Family Guy - Saving Private Brian (S05E05)

"We regret to report that not all the children onboard the school bus survived."
Family Guy
"We have identified the body of one victim,"
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"That's not news."
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"Brian, it's parachute day!"
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"We are gonna be so late. I'm not gonna have a partner."
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"I'm gonna have to be partners with the teacher."
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"It's just wrong for the military to mess with kids' minds."
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"They're all gonna wind up in therapy, like Peter was."
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"Every time my daughter opens her mouth,"
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"I just want to punch her in the face. She's really annoying."
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"moving around or something."
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"I believe I'm having some sort of seizure."
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"What kind of after-school activity should I do, Dad?"
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"For example, I used to be a horse whisperer."
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"I wouldn't, either."
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"I don't think any of this stuff is right for me, Dad."
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"This is my son, Chris."
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"Like Laura Dern if she didn't look like a banana."
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"He can sing?"
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"Yeah, runs in the family. See, look."
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"Yeah, rock and roll!"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"I'm gonna be a famous music star, like Muddy Waters!"
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"Muddy? Baby? Everything all right in there?"
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"Oh, I think I'm about to pass a kidney stone."
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"Boy, I can't wait to lay into that recruiter."
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"was at granting wishes."
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"but little did you know, you've had herpes all along."
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"I didn't want herpes!"
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"Well..."
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"Oh, you'll have to have a seat. There's a 25-minute wait."
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"25 minutes?"
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"Oh, God. All right, I better go put more money in the meter."
Family Guy
"No, I have that, uh... Webster disease."
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"Hey, is that the M9 double-action pistol?"
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"Sure is. Standard issue in the army."
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"- Where do I sign? - Right here."
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"Did I mention there's a hundred-dollar bonus if you sign up a buddy?"
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"Really? Well, I think I have a surprise for somebody."
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"There you are."
Family Guy
"Congratulations, you are both in the army."
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"Somebody should put him on a roll."
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"And we won't come back till it's over over there."
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"We're not gonna be seeing them again."
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"My God!"
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"You are the sorriest bunch of rejects I ever seen."
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"And I've seen the Bangles in concert."
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"steers and queers."
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"- Queer? - Right!"
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"- Oh, I got it? - Yeah."
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"You find something funny, Private Dancer?"
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"Dancer for money?! Any old music will do?!"
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"Well, actually, yeah, your last little, uh, back-and-forth there with Stewie,"
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"that whole queer thing, that was actually pretty funny."
Family Guy
"Ooh, that's got to hurt worse than getting a birthday telegram from"
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"Zinedine Zidane."
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"Yes?"
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"Bon anniversaire."
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"Yo, yo, what's up, James Woods High?!"
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"Splash Log!"
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"And we are gonna rock this place until..."
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"Evil Monkey's gonna get me"
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"I'm hiding underneath my seat for fear he'll point and show his teeth!"
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"Mayor West?"
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"Now, I'll ask again."
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"If I order a pizza, will anyone else have some?"
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"West Side Story, Anything Goes."
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"Two of my favorite Broadway shows."
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"Miss Saigon and Cabaret."
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"Overrated, I should say."
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"Overrated, I should say."
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"One, two, three, four."
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"Mambo!"
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"I'm trying, sir."
Family Guy
"You got five seconds to get to the head of the pack,"
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"or this entire platoon is gonna scrub the latrines with their toothbrushes."
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"- Aw, come on, Brian! - Don't screw us, Griffin!"
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"- Yeah, come on, - don't screw us, Brian Griffin!"
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"Bill, how about thinking up your own jeers for a change, huh?"
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"You're pathetic, Griffin! Pathetic!"
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"Whose half-eaten dead bird is in this footlocker?"
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"Would admission of that allow that person to keep it?"
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"Private Griffin, just for that, you have to listen to one track"
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"from this Chris Gaines album."
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"It's so stupid, it's just Garth Brooks in a wig."
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"- Three tracks! - Come on!"
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"- We can go all day with this! - Yeah, but..."
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"That's it! Every single track,"
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"plus the hidden bonus track!"
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"Oh, I hope it's a ballad."
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"Huh. Should I follow the knight into the dungeon"
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"Eh, I'll follow the knight."
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"Page 37, page 37."
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"You seen it, Lois, right? You seen my hand on the page."
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"Yeah, Peter, I seen it."
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"Oh, no, not again."
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"but why do they have to use our garage?"
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"Come on, Lois, sometimes kids can be a handful."
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"- Are we there yet? - It's crowded back here."
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"Hey! Quiet down or I'm pulling over."
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"That's it! I will come back there and, so help me God,"
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"I will hit you with my ring hand."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm leaving."
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"You can't leave, man. That's desertion."
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"They'll come after you like Peter went after that hockey coach."
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"Oh, no clip? Oh, thought we had a clip."
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"- You'll get life in prison. - I'll take my chances."
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"Let me ask you this :"
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"You need this, Brian."
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"Boy, you know what, you're right."
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"Everything I've ever done I've crapped out on halfway through."
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"Well, not this time. I am going to finish what I started."
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"You know, it's really hard to masturbate with you guys talking."
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"Not for me!"
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"Chris, will you knock that off for 2 minutes? We want to talk to you."
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"Now it's time for you to come inside and do your homework."
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"What?!"
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"Hey, hey, Chris, don't talk to your mother that way."
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"Oh, way to stand up for your woman there, fatty."
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