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Clips from South Park - It's Christmas in Canada (S07E07)

"All right, boys, prepare yourselves. We're about to enter French Canada."
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"There's no Canada like French Canada It's the best Canada in the land"
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"If you lived here for a day You'd understand"
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"We have everything your heart could desire."
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"Would you like a moustache?"
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"Just stay calm, boys. French Canadians are a little odd."
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"unless you take that phone call!"
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"then I want to go with you!"
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"He has passed a new law forbidding us French Canadians to drink wine!"
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"How can the French not drink wine? Travesty!"
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"Very good! Let us make haste!"
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"There's no Canada like French Canada It's the best Canada in the land"
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"And the other Canada Is a bullshit Canada"
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"I think you'd understand You understand"
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"Oh, my! This certainly is a desolate place."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, no, it's Scott."
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"What are you two doing helping these Americans?"
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"And by helping Americans you're just as smelly as they are!"
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"Now I'm gonna get you!"
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"And you're on Newfoundland property now."
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"This isn't over, not by a long shot!"
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"I'll fix you! I'll fix all of you!"
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"That was a close call. Thank you, kind Newfie."
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"God damn it, we need to get to the new Prime Minister. Now!"
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"Oh, yeah. The Prime Minister, eh?"
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"He sure has screwed up things for Newfoundland."
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"Yeah, sure, except there's just one problem."
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"Yeah, and you all went the wrong direction on it."
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"Oh, that's right, Ottawa is that way."
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"Of course! Ottawa left, Newfoundland right!"
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"How could you be so stupid?"
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"There's no way we can go all the way back!"
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"We'll never make it now!"
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"It's okay, boys. The power is inside us to get to Ottawa."
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"We can wish ourselves there!"
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"Well, I warned you, Kyle. I told you if I missed Christmas"
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"we were gonna throw down. Well, it's on."
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"We're gonna have it out right now!"
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"Of course, we could always take my boat, eh?"
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"Oh, yes! On the river we could travel to Ottawa in no time!"
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"Okay, next stop, the new Prime Minister!"
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"Do you think we can still make it in time?"
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"We better, Kyle. Or you're dead."
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"We need to see the new Prime Minister!"
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"Yeah, we gave it our best, but I guess our best wasn't good enough, eh?"
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"No. No!"
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"The Prime Minister isn't here. He's in China on official business."
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"So you might as well go home. Goodbye!"
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"All right, all right! I was lying! The Prime Minister is here."
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"- Really? - Yes, yes, come in!"
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"Prime Minister, these are the child's Canadian parents!"
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"Their Canadian blood pumps through his veins."
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"Please, sir. I came because I don't think Ike belongs here."
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"Family isn't about whose blood you have in you."
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"And that makes us more family than anything."
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"You lose, Americans."
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"And we can't perform sodomy, eh?"
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"And takes away Mounties' horses and French people's wine?"
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"That explains everything!"
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"Get him!"
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"Don't shoot! I want to negotiate! Hey, relax!"
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"Wait a minute, this means all the Prime Minister's new laws"
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"are null and void!"
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"And we can drink our wine!"
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"And I can sodomize me boys again!"
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"Perhaps we were wrong to try and take Peter back."
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"He doesn't belong here. He belongs with his family."
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"What is that?"
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"Well, yeah, but I got my brother back."
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"- I was gonna whup your ass, didn't I? - Dude, come on."
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"That's right, you and me! Right now!"
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"Mom! Mom!"
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"Hey, come on, boys! You can spend Christmas with us."
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"Ding-dong The Americans caught Saddam"
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"Canadian Christmas is the best"
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"We drink and dance and show our breasts"
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"And celebrate Saddam Hussein's been caught"
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"Oh, well, maybe we'll get to have a Christmas adventure next year."
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"But as the years passed, I just felt an emptiness in my heart."
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"- No! - Ike's not my little brother any more?"
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"Dude, I'm gonna tell my parents to get me"
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"- Dad, don't get carried away. - Then it's settled."
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"All right, but we better not miss out on any great Christmas adventures."
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"Oh, Canada, okay, that's pretty far. Gonna cost a lot of money. Let's see."
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"No way I take my plane to Canada for less than $1,000."
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"Never try to barter with a Chinese man!"
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"We're just like any other country Without the big to-do"
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"Who damaged our beloved Canadian land?"
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"The new Prime Minister doesn't live in this part of Canada."
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"It's paved and wide and up to code"
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"- Goodbye! - See you!"
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"- Bye-bye. - And watch out for Scott."
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"Welcome to French Canada."
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"Trapezes, trampolines and lots and lots of cheese."
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"Well, first you must answer that phone. Ring, ring. Ring, ring."
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"We don't have time for this."
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"Ring, ring! Ring, ring!"
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"Hello! If you are going to see the new Prime Minister"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Well, come on!"
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"Impossible! The new Prime Minister is not seeing anybody!"
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"I'm never going to get my brother back."
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"Would you send him back to America with those war hungry scum?"
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"Then I suppose us Mounties will never get our horses."
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"But why are you making such strange laws?"
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"We're having it out! Let's go."
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"Now Canada is free for you And you and me"
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"we can't forget those families who are suffering."
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"No business."
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"Please sit back, relax and enjoy your City flight."
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"All of my new laws will stay in effect forever!"
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"Are there any suggestions how we might help?"
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"As we celebrate this glorious time,"
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"If it were any other time of the year, I still wouldn't help you."
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"You're off to see the Prime Minister"
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"What? But I thought there was only one road in Canada!"
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"- All right, we're going to Canada. - Weak."
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"Harder for Peter?"
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