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Clips from South Park - It's Christmas in Canada (S07E07)

"Yeah, you got your brother back, but I didn't get any presents!"
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"And what did I tell you, Kyle?"
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"I told you if we didn't make it back in time for Christmas"
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"Well, now you're gonna get it..."
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"Ding-dong, they caught Saddam Merry Christmas to the world"
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"It's the best Christmas present we ever got"
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"- I gotta go tinkle. - No, Ike."
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"We thank God for our blessings this Chanukah."
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"Our little family is so loving and perfect and nothing will ever tear us apart."
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"- We're from Canada. - Yes, I can tell."
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"My wife and I had a child a few years back"
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"and we weren't ready to have a child, so we put him up for adoption."
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"- We were told that you might be the... - Peter!"
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"- Peter, it's Mommy! - Gerald, what the hell is going on?"
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"I'm not sure."
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"It was a tough time for us. It was a tough time for all of Canada."
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"The whole country was devastated by the Cola Wars."
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"So we put him up for adoption."
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"Oh, it's so good to see him."
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"I think it would be best for Ike if you didn't come around again."
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"I don't think you understand. We didn't come to visit Peter."
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"- We came to take him back. - What?"
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"We want to take Peter home, to Canada."
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"- Are you crazy? - Look, you gave Ike up."
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"Changing your mind is a Canadian custom that we hold quite dear."
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"And besides, the new Canadian Prime Minister has issued a decree"
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"that all adopted Canadians must be returned home."
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"Please, don't make this any harder for Peter."
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"and say you're gonna haul him back to Canada, and we're being hard on Peter?"
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"But we had hoped it wouldn't come to that."
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"I'm sorry to say that my hands are tied."
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"You... You remember all the things we taught you."
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"Ike, you'll always be my little brother, okay?"
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"- Come on, Peter, we should get going. - No."
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"time and money we don't have."
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"The Sprinkle Time Make Your Own Marshmallow Factory."
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"that John Elway doll with the karate-chop action."
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"- It's Christmas! - Yeah, dude,"
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"what if we miss out on some great Christmas adventure?"
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"this is what your family gets for being Jewish at Christmastime."
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"maybe Jesus is having a little revenge, that's all."
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"I found the number of a really cheap airline to Canada."
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"Dude, we can't just up and go to Canada."
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"Maybe you can get your brother back some other way."
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"Kyle, I just want you to know."
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"had their child torn away from them."
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"As a community, we must do all we can to ease their pain."
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"How about we get rid of all the Mexicans?"
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"and every Christmas we tell you no."
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"to the new Canadian Prime Minister."
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"What if this Christmas, instead of buying presents,"
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"we all use that money to give to the Broflovskis?"
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"Yeah, right. Like our parents aren't gonna buy us presents for Christmas."
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"That's a great idea, Chef."
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"- What? - Yeah, who needs more stuff anyway?"
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"This year we'll give all our Christmas money to the Broflovskis"
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"in hopes that they may someday have their child returned to them."
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"You... asshole. This is all your fault!"
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"and give money to your family instead of buying Christmas presents!"
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"You... Jews ruined Christmas again!"
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"- Cartman. - It wasn't enough for you people"
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"to kill Jesus, now you have to kill Christmas, too, huh?"
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"- Cartman, calm down. - Is that true?"
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"We're throwing down, right now."
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"I'm sorry, you guys. But there is something we can do."
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"If we can change his mind before Christmas,"
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"then your parents won't have to give my family money."
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"Looks like I might as well close."
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"Oh, boy, some business. Finally."
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"Hello, City Wok. Take order, please."
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"Oh, I must have the wrong number. We were trying to reach City Airlines."
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"Okay, four people, Canada, cost a lot of money."
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"- Okay. - Okay, meet me at Park County Airfield."
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"- The yellow Cessna, tail number 432G. - Got it."
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"We have exactly 52 hours before Christmas."
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"Synchronise watches on my mark. Mark."
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"Hello. Welcome City Airline!"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not flying in that thing."
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"You're not gonna die, Kenny."
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"- Don't be stupid! - You guys go get Ike."
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"No, you're both coming. Do you care about Christmas or not?"
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"Okay. Welcome aboard City Airline. This is your captain speaking."
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"If your seats had seat belts, this is the time you would fasten them."
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"What's going on?"
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"Thank you for flying City Airlines."
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"and it looks like you made the wrong one."
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"Hey! Where the hell are you going?"
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"- Do something, Kyle! - I'm trying!"
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"- Look out! - No!"
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"Excuse me, is this an invasion?"
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"Hey, we're in Canada!"
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"So we want to talk to the new Canadian Prime Minister"
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"about getting him back."
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"He must talk to the new Prime Minister here"
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"Hey! What the hell is going on?"
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"It's Scott! Scott!"
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"- Who's that? - That's Scott. He's a dick."
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"Americans! I should have known."
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"Get out now!"
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"Oh, no, you don't, Scott. Leave these boys alone."
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"God, what a dick!"
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"Look, we don't have a lot of time here, okay?"
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"So how do we get to Ottawa?"
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"Oh, that's easy! You just have to follow the road!"
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"This is Canada. We only have one road!"
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"Follow the only road"
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"There's only one road in Canada"
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"Goodbye, friends! Good luck with the new Prime Minister,"
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"Twenty hours until Christmas."
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"Our parents still have time to buy us presents if we hurry."
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"- Ahoy there, travellers! - Who are you?"
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"I am Rick, the proud Canadian Mountie!"
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"and now we're forced to ride..."
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"Oh, I would so like to meet him myself!"
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"It's his strange new laws that took our horses away!"
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"Perhaps I will go with you!"
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"- We'd rather just go by ourselves. - Follow me this way!"
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"We're going to see the Prime Minister The Prime Minister of Canada"
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"Power hungry Americans. I'll fix you!"
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"Oh, Jesus, 18 hours. We're running out of time."
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