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Clips from Community (2009) - Debate 109 (S01E01)

"- Stop me if you heard this one before. - He'd could say it27 minutes ago."
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"I'm saying this because I care about you"
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"I'm gonna assume that's sarcasm. So you didn't hear my announcement?"
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"The best compliment our sports program gets"
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"And I appreciate the opportunity. You know, sometimes,"
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"Sex with men."
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"Topic for debate is "are people inherently good or evil?""
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"into chaos"
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"a bald, bespectacled man held the door"
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"People are evil."
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"Tell me."
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"we could..."
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"Evil woman"
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"Evil woman"
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"City College: 50,"
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"Never, it's stupid, I don't care."
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"Bite me."
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"You like to sing?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"You can't unring that bell."
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"What's my destiny?"
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"I'm sorry. Is that me being chased down by a werewolf?"
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"It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four."
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"inherent magnetism to sell his points,"
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"Ridiculous."
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"We should get back to work."
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""To act on them and experience"
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"Go to hell, you disgusting pig."
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"How dare you pity me?"
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"And as German poet Franz Wickmeyer once wrote..."
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""We cannot blame the snow for being..."
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"What? That dude gets it."
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"What are you gonna sing tonight? I'm in the mood for some Sade."
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"wires an impulse to eliminate people into our hearts."
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"- Hate crimes. - Executions."
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"This is a real barn-burner."
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"He was horny. So he dropped him."
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"Eat that, Simmons."
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"Simmons got robbed."
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"In my next film, we discover that Pierce is an genius."
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"I can't smoke a cigarette"
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"You did it."
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"pal."
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"So then the guy says to the housekeeper, "make sure she's dead.""
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"The housekeeper says to the guy,"
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""we don't have a pool.""
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"- And the guy says... - Good morning, Greendale!"
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"Just a reminder, our debate team will bring home"
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"the championship tomorrow versus City College."
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"Go, Human Beings!"
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"Great. Now I got to start the whole joke over again."
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"So this guy..."
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"I've got one for you."
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"A doddering old fool"
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"walks into a bar, tells a stupid joke,"
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"and I crush his windpipe with my three-ring binder."
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"- I don't get it. - She's trying to stop smoking."
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"Don't tell them my business. I will slap that smug look"
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"right off your pointy face."
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"and you're my friend."
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"You need to start smoking again."
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"You should. It makes you lose weight, and your skin"
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"Guys, I really appreciate your support, but I've got to quit this time."
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"Have you thought about hypnotherapy? I know a dynamite hypnotherapist."
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"- Ten-to-one says it's him. - His name is Pierce Hawthorne."
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"And I'm very effective."
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"Can you block out people's voices I find extremely annoying?"
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"Jeff, she's right there."
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"You would? Super. I'll set it up."
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"What? I feel bad for him."
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"- Plus, I just yelled at him. - You yelled at me too."
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"Did I hurt your feelings, pointy face?"
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"Have you seen the film department's web site?"
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"What do you think?"
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"All of Abed's films are about us."
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"- What? - Check it out."
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"What else is new?"
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"Stop being so relaxed. We need to talk to you about..."
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"You're living out of your car. Why, on lord's good earth, boy?"
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"Those people look just like us. That's eerie."
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"Fine, it's true."
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"I'm living out of my car."
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"And I don't want anyone's help."
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"We had almost that exact conversation last week."
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"Yeah, but Abed posted this video two weeks ago."
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"That boy's a soothsayer."
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"- This is wrinkling my brain. - This is wrinkling my brain."
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"Get a load of these wrinkles."
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"- Who's that old guy? - Hi, I'm Pierce Hawthorne."
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"Come on!"
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"There he is."
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"- Did you hear my announcement? - I hang on every word."
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"I'm barely listening now."
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"My debate partner dropped out, we need you to fill in for him tonight."
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"Jeffrey, as debate coach, I am offering you an opportunity"
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"rather than romancing your nether regions in front of the e! Channel."
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"Come on, Jeff. Who better than a former lawyer"
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"to really stick it to those city college snobs"
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"and their star debater Simmons?"
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"Pass."
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"Wait. Wait. Okay, no, no. Look."
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"Listen, jerkwad... I'm sorry."
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"That got heated."
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"Greendale needs a win."
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"is that our basketball team is really gay,"
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"so what's it gonna take? A plum parking space,"
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"free meals,"
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"a night of companionship"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"I'll do it for the parking space."
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"And if you promise not to tell me what you mean."
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"Thank you."
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"- people don't take me seriously. - So what are you gonna do?"
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"Wave a pocket watch in front of my face"
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"and tell me I'm getting very sleepy?"
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"Now close your eyes."
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"Keep them closed at all times."
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"And listen to the soothing sound of my voice."
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"The only word that will bring you out is..."
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"gorilla."
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