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Clips from Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce - Rule #8: Timing Is Everything (S02E02)

"I'm gonna make you the meal of your lives, dude."
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"Sit and enjoy the chef's table."
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"You are not what I expected at all."
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"- What did you expect? - I don't know."
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"You're sexy like Jon Hamm,"
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"and you heal people for a living nationally on television."
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"- Obviously you're a jerk. - Obviously."
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"Aw! I shouldn't have held the door for you."
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"On the internet, I am the black widow."
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"You know I wanted my husband dead?"
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"Yeah, I heard about that."
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"Well, according to the internet, I'm a womanizer."
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"I mean, after the marriage was over with."
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"Well, no one wants their sperm"
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"Sorry, nothing. It's ex-husband stuff."
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"you don't edit much at all, do you?"
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"'Cause, like, I hope you don't mind my saying,"
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"- but you're stunning. - Thank you."
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"who's not trying to look like she's 25."
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"I mean, it can be hard here."
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"People view aging as a preventable disease."
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"Ugh, they do."
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"There's some patients, they say, "What am I doing wrong?"
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"Right? Right?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Fake for you maybe."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"So write whatever you want."
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"Well, maybe not about my micropenis."
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"No, I'm kidding. It's like an eggplant."
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"I just really want to get to know you,"
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"so give me all you have."
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"- Knock knock. - Hey."
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"Hey. What happened at dinner?"
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"Gordon's mom wanted to talk about all things Persian."
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"- Tell me she has a rug. - She has two!"
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"And forget about the amazing pistachios"
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"she had while she was there."
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"Did you tell her that?"
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"They were too pushy, too loud,"
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"but after my parents died, they saved my bacon."
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"- Keep an open mind. - Oh, I am."
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"- I am done here. - Hmm. Not me."
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"I got to stay long enough to support my web of lies."
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"Hey, kid."
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"Getting married is about family."
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"- That's why people do it. - Yeah."
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"- You know that, right? - I know."
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"Okay."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Okay, you go first."
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"Married ten years, divorced for five."
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"We don't really talk that much."
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"Two kids. Divorced. Um..."
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"Well, not quite divorced yet, but paper-worked."
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"and we're getting along, like,"
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"a lot, and then today,"
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"I find out... bang... that he knocked up his ex-girlfriend."
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"A baby."
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"His baby with this very young woman"
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"who he's not even dating anymore, and..."
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"- That's rough. - It's crazy."
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"- Yeah, I know. - I mean, that is life. Right?"
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"I mean, you just have to roll with the punches."
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"Right."
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"Sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"No, it's okay. It happens."
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"That was a first."
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"I was fine, and then my feelings just sat down on the table, so..."
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"Listen, would said feelings care for a chocolate souffle?"
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"No, I think I should just go home,"
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"I did edit."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"My ex and I, we are..."
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"We are exploring being together again,"
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"so it's just a confusing time."
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"- and now the whole baby thing. - Hey, listen."
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"Listen, I appreciate you telling me this."
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"- Yeah. - Okay?"
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"A not-actually-divorced woman has to make a living somehow,"
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"- right? - I guess."
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"It's just so up in the air right now."
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"I know. Can I at least walk you out?"
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"Flowers."
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"And I saved the best for last."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Look."
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"so I vetted them myself,"
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"You are going to love having them."
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"Well, turns out there's not that many Banais in Valencia."
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"Helping's only helpful"
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"if you're not going completely rogue and doing things on your..."
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"Forgive me for caring about you, Delia."
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"that you have with the loss of your mother."
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"Okay, no. No, this is about you and your bad taste in men."
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"Okay? I did divorce number one and number two for you."
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"You don't have to pay me for number three."
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"Deal with your own pain,"
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"and leave mine the hell alone."
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"You both look very rich and well-groomed."
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"so we need you to tease your column."
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"- So get tweeting. - Okay."
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"The pictures make it look like a love match."
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"My fail fills you with glee. Admit it."
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"in 140 character or less."
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"#Datefail."
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"Aw. So it's like a public service."
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"_"
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"So for the party,"
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"we're going to have to substitute the apricot"
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"Can you get your face out that God awful device?"
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"What? Hey, listen to this. Listen to this."
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""You can mother my dragon anytime.""
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"Well, I'm not talking to Abby,"
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"and Delia's gonna be occupied,"
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"and Phoebe's throwing the party, so she's gonna be nuts."
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"I need a date so I don't get stuck doing"
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"- the small talk thing. - You can talk to me."
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"I'm inviting him,"
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"and you were so wrong about the phone, by the way."
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