Loading...

You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Please Like Me - French Toast (S01E01)

I'm gonna do it. It's just hard, you know.

"I'm gonna do it. It's just hard, you know."

Please Like Me

I know how much it's gonna hurt, but...

"I know how much it's gonna hurt, but..."

Please Like Me

I can do it. I will do it. Tonight.

"I can do it. I will do it. Tonight."

Please Like Me

Oh.

"Oh."

Please Like Me

Well, I could always come by after that.

"Well, I could always come by after that."

Please Like Me

- Haven't seen it. - I thought I left it in the bathroom.

"- Haven't seen it. - I thought I left it in the bathroom."

Please Like Me

- Just wear another one. - No, I only have blue jumpers.

"- Just wear another one. - No, I only have blue jumpers."

Please Like Me

I don't know why I only have blue jumpers.

"I don't know why I only have blue jumpers."

Please Like Me

Sometimes I want to wear blue pants.

"Sometimes I want to wear blue pants."

Please Like Me

It looks stupid if you wear blue jumpers with blue pants.

"It looks stupid if you wear blue jumpers with blue pants."

Please Like Me

Look at you! You're so flust... are you going out on a date?

"Look at you! You're so flust... are you going out on a date?"

Please Like Me

- No. I'm just going out with friends. - Who with?

"- No. I'm just going out with friends. - Who with?"

Please Like Me

- Friends. Just... new friends. - Well, what are their names?

"- Friends. Just... new friends. - Well, what are their names?"

Please Like Me

Can't I just go out without telling you where I'm going?

"Can't I just go out without telling you where I'm going?"

Please Like Me

- I guess. - Good.

"- I guess. - Good."

Please Like Me

Oh. Hello, John.

"Oh. Hello, John."

Please Like Me

Like I don't have better things to do.

"Like I don't have better things to do."

Please Like Me

Hi, Aunty Peg!

"Hi, Aunty Peg!"

Please Like Me

- You look nice. - Oh, thanks.

"- You look nice. - Oh, thanks."

Please Like Me

Ma, Peg's here.

"Ma, Peg's here."

Please Like Me

Well, my girl.

"Well, my girl."

Please Like Me

You gonna say something or just stand there like a zombie?

"You gonna say something or just stand there like a zombie?"

Please Like Me

- I'd love a cup of tea. - Ok.

"- I'd love a cup of tea. - Ok."

Please Like Me

Josh, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.

"Josh, there's something I've been wanting to ask you."

Please Like Me

- Ok. - And don't be immature about it.

"- Ok. - And don't be immature about it."

Please Like Me

- How big are your testicles? - What?! What the hell?

"- How big are your testicles? - What?! What the hell?"

Please Like Me

It's no big deal. Just... just roughly. How big are they?

"It's no big deal. Just... just roughly. How big are they?"

Please Like Me

Why, why, why do you always have to ask why?

"Why, why, why do you always have to ask why?"

Please Like Me

Surely that's a good thing! Surely it's good for me to ask why now.

"Surely that's a good thing! Surely it's good for me to ask why now."

Please Like Me

Surely you'd be a bit perturbed if I wasn't asking you why.

"Surely you'd be a bit perturbed if I wasn't asking you why."

Please Like Me

be grapes, kiwifruit, a walnut?

"be grapes, kiwifruit, a walnut?"

Please Like Me

I... I'm not answering.

"I... I'm not answering."

Please Like Me

Sometimes it's known as XXY syndrome.

"Sometimes it's known as XXY syndrome."

Please Like Me

You know how boys have an XY chromosome and girls have XX

"You know how boys have an XY chromosome and girls have XX"

Please Like Me

- Yes. Yes, I know. - Well, boys with this disorder have XXY.

"- Yes. Yes, I know. - Well, boys with this disorder have XXY."

Please Like Me

I'm fairly confident I have the right amount of chromosomes.

"I'm fairly confident I have the right amount of chromosomes."

Please Like Me

Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's quite common.

"Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's quite common."

Please Like Me

And you do have some of the symptoms.

"And you do have some of the symptoms."

Please Like Me

Mum? Does it feel like I have bonus chromosomes to you?

"Mum? Does it feel like I have bonus chromosomes to you?"

Please Like Me

You have a pear-shaped body, which isn't really right for a boy, now, is it?

"You have a pear-shaped body, which isn't really right for a boy, now, is it?"

Please Like Me

- It's not that bad! - And man boobs.

"- It's not that bad! - And man boobs."

Please Like Me

And you're quite effeminate.

"And you're quite effeminate."

Please Like Me

But the most obvious symptom is that your testicles do not develop in puberty.

"But the most obvious symptom is that your testicles do not develop in puberty."

Please Like Me

So people who have this disorder have tiny, tiny testicles.

"So people who have this disorder have tiny, tiny testicles."

Please Like Me

So that's why I asked you how big yours are, to check.

"So that's why I asked you how big yours are, to check."

Please Like Me

They're fine, ok? I promise you. Please believe me that they're fine and...

"They're fine, ok? I promise you. Please believe me that they're fine and..."

Please Like Me

How do you know? What are you comparing them to?

"How do you know? What are you comparing them to?"

Please Like Me

Ma, I'm taking your car. Here's the keys. Thanks.

"Ma, I'm taking your car. Here's the keys. Thanks."

Please Like Me

Peg, you just be nice, ok?

"Peg, you just be nice, ok?"

Please Like Me

I am pretty hungry.

"I am pretty hungry."

Please Like Me

Oh.

"Oh."

Please Like Me

Prosciutto.

"Prosciutto."

Please Like Me

- How old are you? - I'm 23.

"- How old are you? - I'm 23."

Please Like Me

- Oh, ok. I'm 20. - Really?

"- Oh, ok. I'm 20. - Really?"

Please Like Me

- Yeah. - I thought you were older.

"- Yeah. - I thought you were older."

Please Like Me

Yeah, that's... that's because of my face.

"Yeah, that's... that's because of my face."

Please Like Me

Yeah, I'm... yeah.

"Yeah, I'm... yeah."

Please Like Me

I look like a 50-year-old baby, you know?

"I look like a 50-year-old baby, you know?"

Please Like Me

No, I don't think so.

"No, I don't think so."

Please Like Me

just a joke.

"just a joke."

Please Like Me

A little joke.

"A little joke."

Please Like Me

What are you, um... what are you thinking about ordering?

"What are you, um... what are you thinking about ordering?"

Please Like Me

Oh...

"Oh..."

Please Like Me

What?

"What?"

Please Like Me

Oh, ok.

"Oh, ok."

Please Like Me

Well, I guess... I guess I won't eat either, then.

"Well, I guess... I guess I won't eat either, then."

Please Like Me

You said before you were hungry.

"You said before you were hungry."

Please Like Me

So eat something.

"So eat something."

Please Like Me

You're quite right. Yes, I will eat.

"You're quite right. Yes, I will eat."

Please Like Me

What, is... is that weird? Should I eat too?

"What, is... is that weird? Should I eat too?"

Please Like Me

Uh, it's a... yeah, it's a bit weird.

"Uh, it's a... yeah, it's a bit weird."

Please Like Me

But that's ok, you know. If you're not hungry. That's fine.

"But that's ok, you know. If you're not hungry. That's fine."

Please Like Me

- Maybe I should eat. Should I eat? - I... I don't know.

"- Maybe I should eat. Should I eat? - I... I don't know."

Please Like Me

That's a decision that you have to make, based on

"That's a decision that you have to make, based on"

Please Like Me

how your tummy is feeling.

"how your tummy is feeling."

Please Like Me

Ok.

"Ok."

Please Like Me

I'm gonna get some water. Do you want some...

"I'm gonna get some water. Do you want some..."

Please Like Me

- do you want some water? - No.

"- do you want some water? - No."

Please Like Me

We need to talk.

"We need to talk."

Please Like Me

- It's just... - Yeah?

"- It's just... - Yeah?"

Please Like Me

It's just... I don't know. I...

"It's just... I don't know. I..."

Please Like Me

I just don't like the way you've been treating me lately.

"I just don't like the way you've been treating me lately."

Please Like Me

What do you mean? How have I been treating you?

"What do you mean? How have I been treating you?"

Please Like Me

Well, I feel like you never listen, like you don't care.

"Well, I feel like you never listen, like you don't care."

Please Like Me

I care. Niamh, I care.

"I care. Niamh, I care."

Please Like Me

I do stick up for you.

"I do stick up for you."

Please Like Me

You... you tease me in front of them, like yesterday.

"You... you tease me in front of them, like yesterday."

Please Like Me

I wasn't teasing you.

"I wasn't teasing you."

Please Like Me

I was just saying that people from Africa aren't African American.

"I was just saying that people from Africa aren't African American."

Please Like Me

- They're African. - Right. Well...

"- They're African. - Right. Well..."

Please Like Me

I'm just sick of sitting at home just watching you play video games.

"I'm just sick of sitting at home just watching you play video games."

Please Like Me

You're 21. You're not 15 anymore.

"You're 21. You're not 15 anymore."

Please Like Me

You need to grow up. You need to leave the house.

"You need to grow up. You need to leave the house."

Please Like Me

I do leave the house. I left the house today.

"I do leave the house. I left the house today."

Please Like Me

Hey, Mum.

"Hey, Mum."

Please Like Me

Yep. Yeah, I know. I'm just with him now.

"Yep. Yeah, I know. I'm just with him now."

Please Like Me

Yeah. Yeah, ok. I've gotta go.

"Yeah. Yeah, ok. I've gotta go."

Please Like Me

Do you see what I'm saying, Tom?

"Do you see what I'm saying, Tom?"

Please Like Me

I mean, you say you love me, but I... I just don't see it.

"I mean, you say you love me, but I... I just don't see it."

Please Like Me

I mean, you really embarrass me, and...

"I mean, you really embarrass me, and..."

Please Like Me

Would you?

"Would you?"

Please Like Me

- No. - What?

"- No. - What?"

Please Like Me

- I won't do it again. I'm sorry. - Ok. Good.

"- I won't do it again. I'm sorry. - Ok. Good."

Please Like Me

- I love you. - I love you.

"- I love you. - I love you."

Please Like Me

Oh, hang on. I've... I've just got to call Mum.

"Oh, hang on. I've... I've just got to call Mum."

Please Like Me

Hey. Yeah.

"Hey. Yeah."

Please Like Me

Yeah, no, we spoke about it. Yeah, he's better.

"Yeah, no, we spoke about it. Yeah, he's better."

Please Like Me

Mm-hm. Yeah, no, he...

"Mm-hm. Yeah, no, he..."

Please Like Me

Yeah, well, he knew I was right.

"Yeah, well, he knew I was right."

Please Like Me

- Oh, yeah, totally. - You do eat stuff like this?

"- Oh, yeah, totally. - You do eat stuff like this?"

Please Like Me

Claire.

"Claire."

Please Like Me

- What... what are you doing here? - Oh, am I interrupting the...

"- What... what are you doing here? - Oh, am I interrupting the..."

Please Like Me

No. Uh...

"No. Uh..."

Please Like Me

... you know, kind of in the habit of popping over.

"... you know, kind of in the habit of popping over."

Please Like Me

I guess it's kind of weird now that Josh and I have broken up, though, right?

"I guess it's kind of weird now that Josh and I have broken up, though, right?"

Please Like Me

Just so alone! Ha.

"Just so alone! Ha."

Please Like Me

I know you said you didn't want one,

"I know you said you didn't want one,"

Please Like Me

but the cups are so small,

"but the cups are so small,"

Please Like Me

and I was just worried that one wouldn't be enough,

"and I was just worried that one wouldn't be enough,"

Please Like Me

so I got myself two, and then I was worried that if I brought two over

"so I got myself two, and then I was worried that if I brought two over"

Please Like Me

Show more clips