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Clips from Please Like Me - French Toast (S01E01)

"You... you don't need to go to the psychiatrist?"
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"- No. - Well..."
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"- You do. - Oh..."
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"You just started crying in an elevator."
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"We need to go in."
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"Haven't they got this already?"
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"- Who's your next of kin? - You are."
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"No."
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"- I can't be your next of kin. - Mmm."
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"I'm the child."
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"Oh, well, I can't very well ask Aunt Peggy, can I?"
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"She's alright."
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"She hasn't even called me since "the thing"."
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"Wow."
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"Dad?"
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"Oh, my God! I'm your next of kin?"
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"Yes."
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"I'm responsible for you in case of emergency."
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"Rose."
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"Come with me, please."
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"I love you. Bye."
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"- Hi. It's your dad. How'd it go? - Hi. She's... she's still there."
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"- What, you didn't go in with her? - To a psychiatrist's appointment?"
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"- No. No, I didn't. - Well, should you have?"
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"I don't think so."
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"- When will you be done? - I don't know, about an hour?"
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"- Right. Ok. Call me in an hour. - Ok, bye."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Look."
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"Oh, no."
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"I really think I could. I'm pretty proud of myself."
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"Tom, I think the fact you're proud of yourself"
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"is a fairly strong indication you're not cut out for it, ok?"
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"- I think it's probably pretty offensive. - No, I'm saying I would."
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"- How is that offensive? - You're saying it like you're a hero."
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"- Well, would you? - No, I... I..."
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"I don't think I could. But..."
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"- No. I just think I'm too selfish. - Surely, that's more offensive."
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"No, I think it's just honest."
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"Why is your honesty not offensive and mine is?"
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"Because you brought it up, ok?"
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"Geoffrey."
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"Hi, babe."
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"- Hi. - Babe."
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"Tom thinks he could date a disabled person."
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"Do you think you could date a disabled person?"
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"What if they weren't a dick? What if they were, like, really charming?"
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"Would you date your disabled uncle if he was very charming?"
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"No. What the fuck, Tom? I wouldn't date my uncle."
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"- What are you doing here? - Uh, my mum's at the doctor's."
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"- So I thought I'd say hi. - What are you doing tonight?"
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"Nothing. Never anything."
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"- Let's have dinner. - Ok. Yeah."
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"- Sure. Where do you want to go? - I don't mind."
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"- Vietnamese? - No, I don't... don't eat weird shit."
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"Of course. Um... Uh, café?"
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"- Pizza? Could get pizza or something. - Yeah."
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"Ok."
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"- Josh? - Mm?"
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"Do you think that we should talk about sex with men?"
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"No, I don't think we should. I don't like talking about it."
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"I don't like thinking about it. Nuh-uh. No way."
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"I just don't want you to think that you can't talk to me about gay stuff."
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"I can talk about gay things. It's fine."
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"Tom, I know I can talk to you about gay things."
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"The other day, you accidentally referred to "Hairspray" as "our movie"."
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"No. Look... Tom, I don't want to think... Stop... stop it!"
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"- I don't... I'm scared. I'm scared. - I've been doing some googling."
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"Yeah, of course. I've been doing googling too, ok?"
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"And the more I learn, the less I like."
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"I just want to make sure that you are emotionally prepared."
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"I'm emotionally prepared."
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"Do you think that he is going to want to put something in your bum?"
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"Tom! No. Surely, not tonight. I mean..."
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"Oh, God. I just..."
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"They make so much sense, Tom, you know? So nifty."
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"When are you gonna break up with Niamh?"
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"I don't know."
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"Maybe I shouldn't."
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"I know that I'll just end up lonely and dating whoever again, and..."
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"She's alright."
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"- She's kinda like the best whoever. - She's not the best whoever."
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"You could date any girl in this office and they would be better. Any of them."
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"She has something I like."
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"- Tom, she lit your passport on fire. - She didn't want me to leave."
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"- It was romantic. - Tom!"
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"Ok!"
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"- Hi. - Hi. It's your dad."
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"What'd he say?"
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"Uh... he thinks she might re-attempt."
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"That... that doesn't sound like good news, Josh."
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"- No. No, it doesn't. - Why does he think that?"
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"I don't know. I was gonna go out tonight as well."
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"Oh. Well, do you want me to come over while you go out?"
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"No, I don't. I don't think spending time with you will help her."
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"- Ok, well, ask Aunty Peg. - No, that's... that's a bad idea. I'll just..."
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"I'll sort it out, ok?"
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"- Oh! I'm getting another call. I gotta go. - Who from?"
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"- Geoffrey. It's not important. - Put me on hold."
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"Alright, fine."
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"Hey."
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"Oh, God. Geoffrey, um... I don't think I can do tonight."
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"My mum's psychiatrist said that I have to stay home and look after her."
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"Apparently, she can't be alone, and I'm all she's got."
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"- For how long? - I... I don't know."
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"Maybe, like, a month or two."
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"- I can't see you for a month or two? - No, I'm sure..."
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"I... I don't know."
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"Ok, well, is this just, like, an elaborate way of ditching me?"
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"No, not at all, I promise. I just... um... ok, I'll try and fix it, ok?"
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"Ok, bye. Kisses!"
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"- Hi. - I gotta go."
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"Ok."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"I have nothing to do."
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"Normally, I'd come over and see Josh, but now I have nothing to do."
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"- Oh. That's a bit depressing. - What are you doing tonight?"
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"I'm literally so bored, I'll even play Nintendo."
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"Tonight, Claire, I am breaking up with Niamh."
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"Shut up! I am."
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